Liam (bangkokracer)

Race #1080

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Official speed 78.90 wpm (57.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 13, 2019 2:14:29pm UTC
Race Finish September 13, 2019 2:15:26pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. dylan_9802 (93.36 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 97.31
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.