View Pit Stop page for race #1078 by hardtack — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 82.02 wpm (76.96 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 17, 2017 3:50:22pm UTC |
| Race Finish | October 17, 2017 3:51:39pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 146.28 |
| Text | #3811327 (Length: 526 characters) It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else! |