View Pit Stop page for race #1076 by brrrgandy — Ghost race
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Official speed | 88.35 wpm (47.67 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 26, 2018 7:37:36am UTC |
Race Finish | August 26, 2018 7:38:24am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
4. murlockholmes (81.65 wpm) 5. pioverlord (68.72 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 91.29 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |