oneguardsam (oneguardsam)

Race #105727

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Official speed 69.59 wpm (69.67 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 11, 2019 10:42:51pm UTC
Race Finish February 11, 2019 10:44:01pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. prinplup9 (72.84 wpm)
4. sodic (62.18 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 83.51
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...