sir abelot (lololong)

Race #1052

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Official speed 71.55 wpm (67.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 4, 2019 11:47:18am UTC
Race Finish February 4, 2019 11:48:26am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. thebiggay271 (80.73 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 85.86
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...