View Pit Stop page for race #103610 by teiloq — Ghost race
View profile for ⠈⠁ᵀ ᴱ ᴵ ᴸ ᴼ⠈⠁ (teiloq)
Official speed | 110.17 wpm (66.22 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 1, 2023 8:11:37pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 1, 2023 8:12:44pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
Opponents |
2. sullyw555 (104.18 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 185.46 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |