Flaccidbone (flaccidbone)

Race #1035

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Official speed 81.57 wpm (48.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 27, 2018 11:06:14am UTC
Race Finish December 27, 2018 11:07:02am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. jack777 (99.43 wpm)
2. hillov (89.82 wpm)
4. mvprinch (76.13 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 89.73
Text #717 (Length: 329 characters)

What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut the corpse up into six pieces and pile it all together. After you got six pieces you gotta get rid of 'em, of course you can't leave it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, can ya?