Boris (bb667)

Race #1032

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Official speed 85.79 wpm (52.45 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 24, 2020 10:36:43pm UTC
Race Finish February 24, 2020 10:37:35pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. kris_z (88.19 wpm)
4. bumbleben7 (85.67 wpm)
5. theoste18 (84.00 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 105.81
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.