Kenneth (pseudoscience)

Race #103

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Official speed 70.89 wpm (74.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 20, 2019 5:08:29am UTC
Race Finish July 20, 2019 5:09:43am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 94.52
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.