Whatshisname (whatshisname)

Race #10216

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Official speed 63.44 wpm (70.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 4, 2018 3:08:49pm UTC
Race Finish July 4, 2018 3:09:59pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. sreng01 (57.99 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 78.25
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.