Poops (poops_magee)

Race #10116

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Official speed 98.08 wpm (61.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 8, 2020 8:52:11am UTC
Race Finish October 8, 2020 8:53:12am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. c2sulli (78.21 wpm)
3. machete24x (66.46 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 152.02
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.