View Pit Stop page for race #1011 by facestab — Ghost race
View profile for Colin (facestab)
| Official speed | 96.80 wpm (46.49 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 17, 2019 8:32:52pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 17, 2019 8:33:38pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. edweezy (90.10 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 119.39 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |