Implosive (ximplosive)

Race #101

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Official speed 88.36 wpm (55.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 18, 2018 1:03:28am UTC
Race Finish October 18, 2018 1:04:23am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. ediggity152005 (78.84 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 108.97
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.