View Pit Stop page for race #101 by serial_rapist — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 50.08 wpm (126.04 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 13, 2018 7:30:30am UTC |
| Race Finish | February 13, 2018 7:32:36am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
| Opponents |
1. jacoby1kenobi (73.49 wpm) 2. whittneyinthetub (62.65 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 89.30 |
| Text | #3811327 (Length: 526 characters) It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else! |