Hummer (marcus@gmail.com)

Race #1

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Official speed 54.48 wpm (28.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 24, 2011 2:56:50pm UTC
Race Finish October 24, 2011 2:57:18pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 89.0%
Points 0.00
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Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you first find the cliche you want to work on, then build a story around it.