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Rank ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating Top Score Top 100 Average Active Since
1. #4070203 Rest assured that I was on the internet within minutes regis... 99 12 1.536 71.86im Gxcci (oofsten) 41.65 41.65 February 5, 2021
2. #3810478 Look, there's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's ... 186 37 1.163 154.02police (styrofoam) 78.75 78.75 January 30, 2021
3. #3810487 Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?... 222 31 1.142 144.84police (styrofoam) 83.78 83.78 January 30, 2021
4. #3810494 The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too w... 219 31 1.119 144.32retired... for now..? (clou... 75.80 75.80 January 30, 2021
5. #3810476 I cheated on the intelligence test, I'm sorry! But I just wa... 313 28 1.084 158.37police (styrofoam) 73.75 73.75 January 30, 2021
6. #3810497 I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You co... 160 16 1.082 94.79Aimee (type1didibeatyou) 52.35 52.35 January 31, 2021
7. #3810491 Oh, and one more thing; I've stolen a nuclear weapon. And if... 259 24 1.078 123.68police (styrofoam) 79.13 79.13 January 30, 2021
8. #3810486 We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversi... 213 25 1.076 136.15retired... for now..? (clou... 72.27 72.27 February 1, 2021
9. #4070202 It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child... 118 21 1.069 139.93Jacob (vanosgaming2014) 57.93 57.93 January 29, 2021
10. #3810481 I been slumping all season but now I found a reason. I struc... 250 32 1.068 132.25police (styrofoam) 73.83 73.83 January 29, 2021
11. #3810503 One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ant... 130 16 1.064 141.07 (ginoo75) 69.96 69.96 January 27, 2021
12. #3810492 Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk ma... 224 30 1.052 156.78police (styrofoam) 74.03 74.03 January 29, 2021
13. #3810490 Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all ... 218 38 1.043 120.81beachturkey (beachtukrey) 71.53 71.53 January 29, 2021
14. #3810500 All right. This town must be hot. They don't need a large ad... 143 36 1.037 100.92Grizzly (growling_grizzly) 58.43 58.43 January 30, 2021
15. #3810484 On the 11:00 news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has ... 171 11 1.035 85.98Marcel (heel_darewolf) 58.97 58.97 January 30, 2021
16. #3810498 You can't treat the working man this way! One of these days ... 225 22 1.030 142.18police (styrofoam) 65.95 65.95 January 29, 2021
17. #3810489 Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police t... 248 26 1.028 139.40police (styrofoam) 71.79 71.79 January 30, 2021
18. #4060197 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in... 117 25 1.006 102.41Binarus (binarus) 57.79 57.79 January 30, 2021
19. #3810501 He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats a... 177 23 1.003 89.50floki3033 (floki3033) 50.36 50.36 January 29, 2021
20. #3810480 Quit complaining! This way I don't have to waste money on mo... 248 28 0.994 112.22beachturkey (beachtukrey) 62.00 62.00 January 29, 2021
21. #3810496 I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connec... 208 22 0.986 116.09retired... for now..? (clou... 58.95 58.95 January 29, 2021
22. #3810488 Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-hor... 317 14 0.979 126.11retired... for now..? (clou... 70.99 70.99 January 30, 2021
23. #3622343 Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're abou... 256 28 0.979 113.66retired... for now..? (clou... 65.13 65.13 January 29, 2021
24. #3810477 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you'v... 426 14 0.972 130.50police (styrofoam) 90.28 90.28 January 30, 2021
25. #3810495 Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encoun... 287 20 0.971 119.52retired... for now..? (clou... 65.39 65.39 February 5, 2021
26. #3810483 You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me. I'm in te... 210 24 0.971 123.32retired... for now..? (clou... 75.06 75.06 January 30, 2021
27. #3810502 You're in big trouble, Burns. Homer Simpson's job requires c... 170 17 0.946 80.88Billy (ciean) 56.89 56.89 January 31, 2021
28. #3810482 I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haver... 208 17 0.921 102.34retired... for now..? (clou... 72.33 72.33 January 29, 2021
29. #3810479 Balderdash! Why, I once watched "Gentleman" Jim Corbett figh... 220 21 0.903 87.37retired... for now..? (clou... 54.68 54.68 January 30, 2021
30. #3810485 Good evening, here's an update on last week's nursing home e... 319 16 0.899 90.42beachturkey (beachtukrey) 67.80 67.80 January 30, 2021
31. #3810493 Okay, maybe my dad did steal Itchy. But so what? Animation i... 425 12 0.829 101.41Jacob (vanosgaming2014) 75.32 75.32 January 30, 2021
32. #3810499 My turn. Kwyjibo. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O, 22 points, plus triple word... 137 12 0.823 78.54Jason (jasonfherring) 46.06 46.06 January 29, 2021
33. #3640509 Whoo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school dip... 133 25 0.703 106.64police (styrofoam) 43.28 43.28 January 30, 2021
34. #4070480 No sports, no rock, no information. For mindless chatter, we... 77 2 0.000 23.42Emil (aol_emil) 21.95 21.95 February 8, 2021
35. #4070092 Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of thermo... 69 2 0.000 28.85Navoditya (azzn50) 26.77 26.77 February 12, 2021
36. #4070204 It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good! 62 1 0.000 26.20chhunly (chhynlypet) 26.20 26.20 February 21, 2021