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1. #3810351 Don't tell me my father was wrong. Let me tell you something... 254 1 1.328 105.19playing typeracer dot com (... 105.19 105.19 March 30, 2021
2. #3810098 Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of ... 170 1 1.302 89.82Rusty (saddled) 89.82 89.82 March 18, 2021
3. #3811292 I'm particular about cake. And I have to say it's been my ex... 389 1 1.231 107.10Userzin (userzin) 107.10 107.10 December 20, 2021
4. #3811464 If you talk to these extraordinary people, you find that the... 441 1 1.221 106.26Userzin (userzin) 106.26 106.26 November 11, 2021
5. #3810700 It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead... 279 1 1.211 102.60BeING VInCi (ppubalo) 102.60 102.60 April 27, 2017
6. #3811326 You said I sounded a bit callous in my last letter, Dad. Let... 420 1 1.190 103.56Userzin (userzin) 103.56 103.56 December 20, 2021
7. #3811172 One day it dawns on you that you're starting to get old. The... 288 1 1.183 176.56Sean Pule (thedragonemperor) 176.56 176.56 August 22, 2021
8. #3810030 Space travel makes you realize just how small you really are... 392 3 1.167 151.33beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 136.71 136.71 March 28, 2017
9. #3811455 Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short interva... 230 1 1.166 83.69dustysheep (smowbog) 83.69 83.69 September 12, 2021
10. #3811305 I can love you both for different reasons. Woody, I can love... 208 3 1.166 115.63 (joaquim091vasco) 106.91 106.91 June 29, 2019
11. #3810059 If you worship money and things, if they are where you tap r... 334 4 1.163 200.12Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 166.90 166.90 March 25, 2017
12. #3810511 Now wait a minute. Just a minute. There's only one thing you... 253 1 1.158 114.74ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 114.74 114.74 May 14, 2022
13. #3811096 It's hard to believe that twenty years ago there were no per... 321 2 1.150 97.46BeING VInCi (ppubalo) 92.37 92.37 May 4, 2017
14. #3810433 Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a... 356 1 1.146 104.80 (joaquim091vasco) 104.80 104.80 December 30, 2021
15. #3811343 Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. ... 213 1 1.146 104.61Mahler9 (jeremy0d) 104.61 104.61 June 8, 2017
16. #3810347 Why are you asking me so many questions? So there's a little... 301 5 1.144 220.61Kathy (florentine) 156.73 156.73 April 15, 2017
17. #3810021 I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adultho... 118 1 1.141 112.51wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) 112.51 112.51 March 28, 2017
18. #3810032 That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place an... 365 2 1.139 196.19Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 153.38 153.38 March 28, 2017
19. #3810058 Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the ... 244 3 1.136 192.61Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 179.93 179.93 April 10, 2017
20. #3810381 It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best... 264 1 1.130 191.65Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 191.65 191.65 May 4, 2017
21. #3810106 Never seen her glowing all that bright she's throwing like s... 455 6 1.130 197.34Kathy (florentine) 153.25 153.25 April 15, 2017
22. #3810189 Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers 'cause it'... 204 1 1.130 103.14Mahler9 (jeremy0d) 103.14 103.14 May 23, 2017
23. #3810217 If you knew how to run a business he'd still have a job and ... 210 2 1.128 191.31Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 177.73 177.73 April 15, 2017
24. #3810348 The country's got to produce more goods. Then we've got to h... 207 8 1.127 194.38Kathy (florentine) 151.12 151.12 April 15, 2017
25. #3810933 That's about the size of it. However, we are plowing through... 226 1 1.125 77.60Rusty (saddled) 77.60 77.60 March 18, 2021
26. #3810878 This little droid. I think he's searching for his former mas... 232 1 1.123 60.78Potato Princess (pqosmorf) 60.78 60.78 August 11, 2017
27. #3810295 We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find. He'll h... 245 4 1.118 209.61Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 159.13 159.13 April 16, 2017
28. #3810278 Dear Angela, I know in the past I've caused you pain and I'm... 596 1 1.115 192.38Kathy (florentine) 192.38 192.38 April 15, 2017
29. #3811094 This is a modern day startup but at heart it is no different... 352 1 1.113 88.16playing typeracer dot com (... 88.16 88.16 January 23, 2021
30. #3811197 Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and bac... 284 1 1.112 118.14Arnold Chew (arnoldchewbacca) 118.14 118.14 December 20, 2021
31. #3810142 Through these fields of destruction, baptisms of fire, I've ... 213 1 1.112 188.51Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 188.51 188.51 April 16, 2017
32. #3810029 I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in... 227 4 1.112 202.89Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 173.79 173.79 March 25, 2017
33. #3810550 You know, you go to thrift shops and you go to garage sales ... 274 1 1.110 188.24Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 188.24 188.24 May 4, 2017
34. #3810101 If depth of feeling is a currency then I'm the man who grew ... 342 2 1.108 145.32beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 140.93 140.93 April 15, 2017
35. #3810986 The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time whe... 305 1 1.104 93.57BeING VInCi (ppubalo) 93.57 93.57 May 4, 2017
36. #3810001 I was reading about how countless species are being pushed t... 242 5 1.104 185.82Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 150.23 150.23 March 25, 2017
37. #3810087 I went to a party at the local county jail; all the cons wer... 208 4 1.104 200.18Kathy (florentine) 165.77 165.77 April 15, 2017
38. #3810316 Acting out is getting your nose pierced. Nearly dying in a p... 113 3 1.103 208.07Kathy (florentine) 152.75 152.75 April 15, 2017
39. #3810963 I'm not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine... 228 1 1.102 109.21ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 109.21 109.21 May 14, 2022
40. #3810134 It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... 250 3 1.101 200.16Kathy (florentine) 168.78 168.78 April 15, 2017
41. #3810172 Summer's going fast, nights growing colder. Children growing... 246 2 1.100 186.52Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 168.32 168.32 April 15, 2017
42. #3811433 He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take... 235 1 1.098 108.80ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 108.80 108.80 May 14, 2022
43. #3810644 Well, that's their own stupidity, I should have been there. ... 314 1 1.098 75.69Rusty (saddled) 75.69 75.69 December 2, 2020
44. #3811106 In a business like this the people with the power are the on... 143 1 1.097 151.48police (styrofoam) 151.48 151.48 March 19, 2019
45. #3810516 I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's... 293 1 1.097 186.02Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 186.02 186.02 May 1, 2017
46. #3810935 Now, I'm going to give you three simple rules. First, trust ... 295 1 1.097 186.03Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 186.03 186.03 May 1, 2017
47. #3810704 Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shri... 280 1 1.096 108.58ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 108.58 108.58 May 14, 2022
48. #3810111 Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but I feel that I should be ... 256 1 1.089 184.59Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 184.59 184.59 April 15, 2017
49. #3810612 I read this thing the other day about how when you hear that... 225 1 1.088 107.81ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 107.81 107.81 May 14, 2022
50. #3810954 My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sen... 147 1 1.088 71.61RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... 71.61 71.61 March 20, 2021
51. #3811129 My life's work is teaching. And I believed that if you boys ... 458 1 1.087 114.46Christian Larsen (cslarsen) 114.46 114.46 May 18, 2017
52. #3811034 Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, w... 164 1 1.086 71.50RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... 71.50 71.50 March 20, 2021
53. #3811315 All right, listen closely. I was at the unemployment office ... 240 1 1.085 107.53ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 107.53 107.53 May 14, 2022
54. #3810589 Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of ... 312 1 1.084 71.91No , stop typing and do som... 71.91 71.91 August 20, 2017
55. #3811035 I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And... 135 1 1.083 149.45police (styrofoam) 149.45 149.45 February 1, 2019
56. #3810659 It's a praying mantis. Do you know how they mate? The male w... 226 1 1.082 107.17ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 107.17 107.17 May 14, 2022
57. #3810858 When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle, an... 159 1 1.079 94.71Ranit (colemakgang) 94.71 94.71 November 26, 2020
58. #3810012 In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside... 215 5 1.079 206.17Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 158.71 158.71 March 25, 2017
59. #3811370 Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority dri... 235 1 1.078 77.35dustysheep (smowbog) 77.35 77.35 September 12, 2021
60. #3811228 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those wh... 399 1 1.078 94.85Adam (adamsyaq) 94.85 94.85 August 23, 2021
61. #3810651 Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to... 261 1 1.078 106.80ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 106.80 106.80 May 21, 2022
62. #3810844 We think it is time that you recognized that you are masters... 275 1 1.078 74.68djackallstar (djackallstar) 74.68 74.68 August 1, 2021
63. #3811101 Most of the people in the industry were young because the gu... 157 1 1.076 68.97Jellycode (jellycode) 68.97 68.97 August 17, 2017
64. #3810832 I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor a... 342 1 1.075 142.12⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... 142.12 142.12 July 12, 2019
65. #3810230 Foolish boy. Oho, you know nothing of my powers, do you? See... 248 1 1.075 182.22Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 182.22 182.22 April 15, 2017
66. #3810018 Fine art is dead, Hobbes. Nobody understands it. Nobody like... 322 2 1.073 181.77Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 160.79 160.79 March 25, 2017
67. #3810319 That! Right there. Do you have any idea how much I hated you... 298 1 1.073 85.00playing typeracer dot com (... 85.00 85.00 January 23, 2021
68. #3810176 Living in a fish eye lens caught in the camera eye I have no... 261 1 1.070 181.46Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 181.46 181.46 April 15, 2017
69. #3810687 Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most... 236 1 1.070 70.46RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... 70.46 70.46 March 20, 2021
70. #3810060 "Learning how to think" really means learning how to exercis... 343 2 1.069 186.21Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 145.19 145.19 March 25, 2017
71. #3810128 Underneath the bridge the tarp has sprung a leak and the ani... 227 1 1.069 181.15Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 181.15 181.15 April 16, 2017
72. #3810568 Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad.... 336 2 1.068 113.82Arnold Chew (arnoldchewbacca) 99.08 99.08 January 23, 2021
73. #3810642 And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. ... 342 1 1.068 181.08Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 181.08 181.08 May 1, 2017
74. #3810119 Lying here in the darkness I hear the sirens wail. Somebody'... 215 2 1.065 181.26Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 147.70 147.70 April 15, 2017
75. #3810280 No catch. If you don't want to be here, go. I'm not gonna st... 202 4 1.065 183.86Kathy (florentine) 151.30 151.30 April 15, 2017
76. #3810175 Living in the limelight, the universal dream for those who w... 194 1 1.064 158.80Sean Pule (thedragonemperor) 158.80 158.80 August 22, 2021
77. #3810489 Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police t... 248 1 1.064 180.39Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 180.39 180.39 May 4, 2017
78. #3810975 It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave ... 237 1 1.062 96.95Mahler9 (jeremy0d) 96.95 96.95 May 23, 2017
79. #3810999 And these medications have a legitimate use. They've helped ... 261 1 1.062 126.181954 Typist (1954typist) 126.18 126.18 January 9, 2022
80. #3810528 This gentleman has been standing alone against us. Now, he d... 351 1 1.061 92.29Userzin (userzin) 92.29 92.29 December 20, 2021
81. #3810144 You get a shiver in the dark, it's a-raining in the park but... 212 1 1.060 179.64Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 179.64 179.64 April 15, 2017
82. #3811354 There are fixed points throughout time where things must sta... 286 2 1.058 94.97 (joaquim091vasco) 86.16 86.16 September 12, 2021
83. #3810813 For instance, last Monday, he told me to have the Great Wall... 517 1 1.055 91.79Userzin (userzin) 91.79 91.79 December 20, 2021
84. #3810177 Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets by on you. And the space he inva... 348 1 1.055 178.84Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 178.84 178.84 April 15, 2017
85. #3810045 Gately can't even imagine what it would be like to be a sobe... 229 4 1.054 188.66Kathy (florentine) 150.87 150.87 April 3, 2017
86. #3811344 Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should wa... 312 1 1.053 125.161954 Typist (1954typist) 125.16 125.16 January 9, 2022
87. #3810038 Like most North Americans of his generation, Hal tends to kn... 287 4 1.053 188.44Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 141.21 141.21 March 25, 2017
88. #3810167 I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest, who'd ... 282 4 1.052 177.27Kathy (florentine) 158.50 158.50 April 15, 2017
89. #3810509 Well, isn't this great, we've all learned something. Tony ca... 228 1 1.052 178.31Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 178.31 178.31 May 4, 2017
90. #3810194 I've seen those big machines come rolling through the quiet ... 236 2 1.051 173.66Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 125.53 125.53 April 16, 2017
91. #3810357 When I think of Butts, I imagine the ancients in India decid... 273 1 1.051 178.12Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 178.12 178.12 May 1, 2017
92. #3810333 And if you were prejudiced, you'd walk around thinking that ... 209 1 1.050 144.93police (styrofoam) 144.93 144.93 March 19, 2019
93. #3810962 Look at me. I'm 24 and I've never done anything. I have a wo... 277 1 1.050 177.94Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 177.94 177.94 May 1, 2017
94. #3810452 You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of ... 279 1 1.048 103.87ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 103.87 103.87 May 14, 2022
95. #3810470 You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and fo... 298 2 1.048 144.94⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... 98.53 98.53 July 12, 2019
96. #3810161 Bringing to the table our capitalized reputation. Proactivel... 316 1 1.048 177.68Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 177.68 177.68 April 16, 2017
97. #3811432 A choice tells the world what is most important to a human b... 197 1 1.048 144.60police (styrofoam) 144.60 144.60 March 19, 2019
98. #3810015 I like following the news! News organizations know I won't s... 308 4 1.047 171.45Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 130.13 130.13 March 25, 2017
99. #3810590 It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to t... 381 1 1.045 177.08Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 177.08 177.08 May 1, 2017
100. #3810065 It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a... 226 1 1.044 102.94wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) 102.94 102.94 April 3, 2017
101. #3810755 On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an ear... 302 1 1.043 103.40ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 103.40 103.40 May 14, 2022
102. #3810118 O beautiful for spacious skies, but now those skies are thre... 284 5 1.043 180.75Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 155.21 155.21 April 15, 2017
103. #3810209 In the top story of the day, General Wallace Nasami, head of... 246 2 1.043 188.73Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 156.64 156.64 April 15, 2017
104. #3810845 No man's life can be encompassed in one telling. There is no... 282 1 1.042 100.96Bill Austin (trainingb4tests) 100.96 100.96 August 6, 2021
105. #3810138 Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control. Somebod... 454 3 1.042 172.91Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 117.62 117.62 April 16, 2017
106. #3810010 The hard part for us avant-garde post-modern artists is deci... 576 3 1.042 171.86Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 125.67 125.67 March 28, 2017
107. #3811437 You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds. And Truf... 281 1 1.041 91.60Adam (adamsyaq) 91.60 91.60 August 23, 2021
108. #3810311 Actually, it's more of a behavioral observation. Like, say t... 322 3 1.040 197.59Kathy (florentine) 141.63 141.63 April 15, 2017
109. #3810201 Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a ... 285 5 1.040 190.37Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 164.29 164.29 April 15, 2017
110. #3810900 Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have... 365 1 1.038 175.99Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 175.99 175.99 May 1, 2017
111. #3810474 Well, that was fun, wasn't it dear, the odd moment like that... 242 1 1.038 68.34RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... 68.34 68.34 March 20, 2021
112. #3811056 I don't know if I will have the time to write any more lette... 374 1 1.037 90.21Userzin (userzin) 90.21 90.21 November 11, 2021
113. #3811099 One day in Boston, I was in Harvard Square. I saw a cover of... 378 1 1.035 90.02Userzin (userzin) 90.02 90.02 November 11, 2021
114. #3810400 The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many ... 196 2 1.035 181.24Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 161.91 161.91 May 4, 2017
115. #3810294 In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD, there was a g... 277 4 1.033 192.38Kathy (florentine) 156.30 156.30 April 15, 2017
116. #3810379 Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'fur... 165 1 1.031 89.69Userzin (userzin) 89.69 89.69 December 20, 2021
117. #3810261 Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. B... 256 3 1.031 192.49Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 145.28 145.28 April 15, 2017
118. #3810085 And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact,... 216 4 1.028 175.16Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 127.50 127.50 March 28, 2017
119. #3810041 Be a Student of the Game. Like most cliches of sport, this i... 351 2 1.028 174.18Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 142.33 142.33 April 15, 2017
120. #3810490 Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all ... 218 1 1.027 174.19Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 174.19 174.19 May 4, 2017
121. #3811210 I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be h... 471 1 1.027 101.76ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 101.76 101.76 May 14, 2022
122. #3810069 We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a fr... 510 4 1.026 182.06Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 117.33 117.33 March 25, 2017
123. #3810425 Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes. Some peop... 215 1 1.025 151.75ANDREA (andreaak00) 151.75 151.75 June 27, 2017
124. #3810228 Let me correct a few points here. I am Becky's father. By de... 363 2 1.024 187.28Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 174.97 174.97 April 15, 2017
125. #3810942 Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get ... 200 2 1.020 101.12ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 97.20 97.20 May 14, 2022
126. #3810025 This transmogrifier will turn you into anything at all. All ... 218 2 1.019 182.57Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 174.06 174.06 March 25, 2017
127. #3810931 There were those of us who fought against this. But in the e... 483 1 1.019 172.74Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 172.74 172.74 May 1, 2017
128. #3810056 One of the few things I still miss from my Midwest childhood... 403 4 1.015 176.39Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 134.36 134.36 March 28, 2017
129. #3810057 The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and... 236 2 1.015 143.71beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 116.68 116.68 April 3, 2017
130. #3810283 Teachers want us to work, and I say, "Fine, I'll work. But y... 361 3 1.014 182.57Kathy (florentine) 163.32 163.32 April 15, 2017
131. #3810267 Grown-ups like to tell you where they were when President Ke... 404 7 1.014 180.72Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 144.22 144.22 April 15, 2017
132. #3810234 It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I, from time to t... 406 1 1.013 107.64Arnold Chew (arnoldchewbacca) 107.64 107.64 November 11, 2021
133. #3810921 Pooka. From old Celtic mythology, a fairy spirit in animal f... 254 1 1.013 100.40ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 100.40 100.40 May 21, 2022
134. #3810097 Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learne... 438 3 1.013 172.20Kathy (florentine) 143.66 143.66 April 15, 2017
135. #3810074 And Aunt Zelda all the women looked like you and Uncle Bob a... 355 3 1.012 168.81Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 120.92 120.92 March 28, 2017
136. #3810022 I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I ... 244 3 1.012 169.11Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 146.85 146.85 March 25, 2017
137. #3810901 I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies wer... 281 1 1.012 150.98Sean Pule (thedragonemperor) 150.98 150.98 August 22, 2021
138. #3810959 I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the th... 206 2 1.012 91.06Ranit (colemakgang) 87.29 87.29 May 4, 2017
139. #3810703 You truly love each other and so you might have been truly h... 216 1 1.012 89.02Adam (adamsyaq) 89.02 89.02 August 23, 2021
140. #3810305 Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Scien... 217 3 1.011 171.16Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 117.06 117.06 April 16, 2017
141. #3810416 There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire,... 203 2 1.010 107.62Tien Tran (thetientran) 106.46 106.46 November 25, 2020
142. #3810153 Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no... 363 1 1.010 171.18Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 171.18 171.18 April 16, 2017
143. #3811000 We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonig... 468 1 1.007 87.62Userzin (userzin) 87.62 87.62 September 28, 2021
144. #3811279 Some people pass through your life and you never think about... 271 1 1.007 150.60Volhosis (v... 150.60 150.60 January 8, 2018
145. #3810199 I can't see the rationality. The world's not my responsibili... 218 3 1.006 155.71Kathy (florentine) 141.35 141.35 April 15, 2017
146. #3810246 Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said ... 200 4 1.005 167.60Kathy (florentine) 133.81 133.81 April 15, 2017
147. #3810187 Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all ... 315 4 1.003 171.76Kathy (florentine) 132.01 132.01 April 15, 2017
148. #3810169 Sprawling on the fringes of the city in geometric order. An ... 316 1 1.003 170.04Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 170.04 170.04 April 15, 2017
149. #3810350 Well, I remember one winter during the Depression when we di... 348 1 1.003 173.09Kathy (florentine) 173.09 173.09 April 15, 2017
150. #3810162 As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I tak... 203 4 1.001 183.59Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 141.16 141.16 April 15, 2017
151. #3810339 Liz, this is ridiculous! I cannot make the choice between th... 194 1 1.000 91.25⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) 91.25 91.25 September 11, 2020
152. #3810107 She claims she's found a way to make her own light. All you ... 94 1 1.000 97.28Trixie (soword) 97.28 97.28 May 5, 2022
153. #3811143 Once upon a time dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived ... 117 1 1.000 122.31 (ginoo75) 122.31 122.31 April 29, 2021
154. #3810648 We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're go... 88 1 1.000 89.77Vyper X (vyperx) 89.77 89.77 April 30, 2017
155. #3811271 All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someon... 270 1 1.000 100.25nac miau (naxx_colemak) 100.25 100.25 August 9, 2020
156. #3810521 That's great it starts with an earthquake. Birds and snakes ... 105 1 1.000 42.35Jesse Garcia's biggest fan ... 42.35 42.35 April 27, 2017
157. #3810870 Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. ... 306 1 1.000 57.96ABCD XYZ (x007) 57.96 57.96 April 24, 2018
158. #3810607 I had a mother, I had a father, things - things that made se... 209 2 1.000 91.91Lets go wolves 🧛🧛🧛... 78.98 78.98 May 25, 2021
159. #3811450 Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clot... 180 1 1.000 160.14David Chu (zombieswap2) 160.14 160.14 October 4, 2021
160. #3811110 He needs to go home; he's calling his people. And I don't kn... 102 1 1.000 115.19Nick Nguyen (uncreativeboi) 115.19 115.19 August 13, 2020
161. #3811161 While penetrating the inner sanctum of the Loyal Order of Co... 212 1 1.000 72.76Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) 72.76 72.76 July 22, 2020
162. #3811074 Take me ten minutes to get a king size Coke and a wedge of p... 110 2 1.000 167.22 (keegant) 156.59 156.59 May 24, 2020
163. #3810361 G.I. Joel's peers can question his ability, world championsh... 151 1 1.000 114.55jermobley (jermo) 114.55 114.55 August 23, 2021
164. #3810910 Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly ... 102 1 1.000 93.61bolognas! (bolognas) 93.61 93.61 July 17, 2021
165. #3811059 Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person underneath the part o... 86 1 1.000 94.15dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) 94.15 94.15 December 30, 2019
166. #3810964 A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more su... 197 1 1.000 111.03Dal (astronerd) 111.03 111.03 November 22, 2021
167. #3810328 Will you wait a minute, I didn't say that. I'm only happy be... 254 1 1.000 58.90- (r5vwu) 58.90 58.90 June 8, 2017
168. #3811135 My mama always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You... 95 1 1.000 151.37taran something (actuallymo... 151.37 151.37 December 29, 2017
169. #3810068 It is not at all easy to draw a sharp line between cases whe... 429 3 0.999 187.30Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 137.66 137.66 March 25, 2017
170. #3810104 Peter Pumpkinhead came to town spreading wisdom and cash aro... 274 2 0.999 169.20Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 128.61 128.61 April 15, 2017
171. #3810640 Everybody on campus was using it. "Facebook me" was the comm... 231 1 0.999 169.35Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 169.35 169.35 May 4, 2017
172. #3810079 In the early days, living in their squalid apartment, all th... 224 7 0.998 180.12Kathy (florentine) 133.81 133.81 March 28, 2017
173. #3810196 'Cause I'm a 21st century digital boy. I don't know how to r... 202 1 0.998 169.16Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 169.16 169.16 April 15, 2017
174. #3810011 Nothing I do is my fault. My family is dysfunctional, and my... 288 1 0.997 168.97Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 168.97 168.97 April 15, 2017
175. #3810617 I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I play video... 137 1 0.993 148.56Volhosis (v... 148.56 148.56 January 8, 2018
176. #3810115 Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac... 245 4 0.993 176.07Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 156.20 156.20 April 15, 2017
177. #3810204 Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clot... 337 2 0.990 161.44Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 146.62 146.62 April 15, 2017
178. #3811076 Some people thought we were at war with the Germans - incorr... 396 1 0.990 98.10ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 98.10 98.10 May 14, 2022
179. #3810918 I took a course in art last winter. I learnt the difference ... 313 1 0.989 136.53police (styrofoam) 136.53 136.53 March 19, 2019
180. #3810542 In Carl Jung's opinion, we all have a sixth sense - intuitio... 243 1 0.989 98.01ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 98.01 98.01 May 14, 2022
181. #3810621 I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attentio... 190 1 0.987 86.60Ranit (colemakgang) 86.60 86.60 November 26, 2020
182. #3811395 Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that people... 145 1 0.986 64.95RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... 64.95 64.95 March 20, 2021
183. #3810290 You know, I always noticed that the day after we have Salisb... 258 1 0.986 167.13Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 167.13 167.13 April 16, 2017
184. #3810300 Isn't it kind of weird? It's like, there's a guy in a gorill... 227 1 0.985 170.07Kathy (florentine) 170.07 170.07 April 15, 2017
185. #3810132 I wish I was like you, easily amused. Find my nest of salt. ... 287 1 0.985 166.93Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 166.93 166.93 April 15, 2017
186. #3810558 By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eatin... 224 1 0.984 166.88Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 166.88 166.88 May 4, 2017
187. #3810112 We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. Sh... 330 3 0.984 183.71Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 137.56 137.56 April 16, 2017
188. #3810149 They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em printed o... 261 1 0.983 166.67Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 166.67 166.67 April 16, 2017
189. #3810023 We don't understand what really causes events to happen. His... 307 2 0.983 149.84Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 145.16 145.16 March 25, 2017
190. #3810221 Hey! Black people are just like us. They're every bit as goo... 210 9 0.983 187.21Kathy (florentine) 143.80 143.80 April 15, 2017
191. #3810260 It's zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the f... 244 2 0.983 187.21Kathy (florentine) 148.86 148.86 April 15, 2017
192. #3810336 Look, you can't stop the years from passing by. There comes ... 351 2 0.982 165.01Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 127.74 127.74 April 16, 2017
193. #3810599 Do you realize that more people will be watching you tonight... 128 1 0.980 103.36Tien Tran (thetientran) 103.36 103.36 March 29, 2021
194. #3811022 Oh, actually all champagne is French; it's named after the r... 272 1 0.979 103.98Arnold Chew (arnoldchewbacca) 103.98 103.98 September 22, 2021
195. #3810486 We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversi... 213 1 0.979 105.22Jeronimo kmkz (_slowmotion_) 105.22 105.22 April 17, 2017
196. #3810402 I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies... 306 1 0.979 165.91Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 165.91 165.91 April 16, 2017
197. #3810090 You've gotta be cool on Wall Street when your index is low. ... 235 3 0.978 146.03Kathy (florentine) 137.20 137.20 April 15, 2017
198. #3810203 Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for th... 209 1 0.978 165.82Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 165.82 165.82 April 16, 2017
199. #3810373 And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a s... 275 1 0.976 165.54Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 165.54 165.54 April 16, 2017
200. #3810020 Other kids' games are all such a bore! They've got to have r... 252 6 0.976 164.63Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 139.80 139.80 April 10, 2017
201. #3810783 Now there are all kinds of ideas that would be fun to believ... 309 1 0.976 165.47Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 165.47 165.47 May 4, 2017
202. #3810027 Let's say life is this square of the sidewalk. We're born at... 433 3 0.976 169.39Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 161.03 161.03 March 25, 2017
203. #3810836 I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. Bu... 224 1 0.975 144.43ANDREA (andreaak00) 144.43 144.43 May 5, 2017
204. #3810839 Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole t... 317 1 0.975 84.84Userzin (userzin) 84.84 84.84 September 28, 2021
205. #3810075 The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almo... 213 1 0.973 165.00Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 165.00 165.00 April 15, 2017
206. #3810279 It's amazing the things you notice, like the corner of his c... 229 1 0.971 164.66Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 164.66 164.66 April 16, 2017
207. #3810062 How gullible are you? Is your gullibility located in some "g... 308 3 0.971 178.22Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 146.67 146.67 March 28, 2017
208. #3810624 He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my li... 228 1 0.968 133.67police (styrofoam) 133.67 133.67 March 19, 2019
209. #3810375 I have already told you, I have no further stocks of Veritas... 303 2 0.966 158.06Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 110.77 110.77 May 4, 2017
210. #3811036 You watched the Gulf War. What did you see day after day? Th... 248 1 0.965 163.52Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 163.52 163.52 May 4, 2017
211. #3810086 Like frozen sentries of the Serengeti, the century-old termi... 202 1 0.964 163.43Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 163.43 163.43 April 15, 2017
212. #3810429 And I don't want the world to see me 'cause I don't think th... 153 1 0.964 109.10Stephen (installed) 109.10 109.10 April 28, 2017
213. #3810623 I've always felt there's something inherently psychopathic a... 274 1 0.964 88.14 (joaquim091vasco) 88.14 88.14 December 30, 2021
214. #3810019 When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm ... 310 1 0.963 163.22Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 163.22 163.22 April 14, 2017
215. #3811238 But I've never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the l... 147 1 0.962 76.21playing typeracer dot com (... 76.21 76.21 January 23, 2021
216. #3810598 Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refr... 210 2 0.961 98.69nate (natejam) 96.98 96.98 March 3, 2021
217. #3810183 If we burn our wings flying too close to the sun; if the mom... 200 2 0.960 147.56Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 141.01 141.01 April 15, 2017
218. #3810016 I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated p... 241 4 0.959 169.00Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 126.05 126.05 March 25, 2017
219. #3810043 He didn't reject the idea so much as not react to it and wat... 251 7 0.959 166.78Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 130.46 130.46 March 25, 2017
220. #3810872 In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no... 260 1 0.959 143.03Sean Pule (thedragonemperor) 143.03 143.03 August 22, 2021
221. #3810956 There's a world of difference between being called crow-head... 205 1 0.958 92.88Bill Austin (trainingb4tests) 92.88 92.88 August 6, 2021
222. #3810033 Hal, who's empty but not dumb, theorizes privately that what... 521 3 0.958 153.86Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 134.64 134.64 March 28, 2017
223. #3810369 Arthur Jay Klinghoffer, a professor of political science at ... 293 1 0.958 162.33Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 162.33 162.33 April 16, 2017
224. #3810150 In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own ... 292 1 0.958 162.33Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 162.33 162.33 April 16, 2017
225. #3810691 This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance ... 304 1 0.957 83.30Userzin (userzin) 83.30 83.30 December 20, 2021
226. #3810170 Subdivisions in the high school halls. In the shopping malls... 292 3 0.955 169.31Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 147.32 147.32 April 15, 2017
227. #3810236 You think I think that an artist's job is to speak the truth... 225 1 0.955 131.78police (styrofoam) 131.78 131.78 March 19, 2019
228. #3810321 Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the hit pa... 349 1 0.954 161.76Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 161.76 161.76 April 16, 2017
229. #3810008 As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact lon... 217 5 0.950 170.24Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 132.54 132.54 March 25, 2017
230. #3810077 In 12th-century Pisa, Italy, the construction firm of Morrel... 219 3 0.950 164.55Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 134.50 134.50 April 15, 2017
231. #3810257 So the speech was disturbing, the food was inedible, and the... 282 1 0.950 161.02Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 161.02 161.02 April 16, 2017
232. #3810192 Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again. Moon s... 406 1 0.950 161.00Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 161.00 161.00 April 16, 2017
233. #3810071 In the early days of computer chess people used to estimate ... 441 3 0.948 161.50Kathy (florentine) 137.80 137.80 March 28, 2017
234. #3810036 I'll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management st... 224 4 0.947 180.84Kathy (florentine) 142.56 142.56 March 25, 2017
235. #3810227 And the government is something like 3 trillion dollars in d... 433 4 0.944 176.45Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 141.80 141.80 April 15, 2017
236. #3810053 I felt despair. The word's overused and banalified now, desp... 281 1 0.942 162.35Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 162.35 162.35 March 25, 2017
237. #3810676 Out in California they're gonna have some warm weather tomor... 203 1 0.942 130.09police (styrofoam) 130.09 130.09 March 19, 2019
238. #3810307 Welcome! You have passed through the first three thresholds ... 317 1 0.942 120.77beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 120.77 120.77 April 15, 2017
239. #3810083 Sorry, your highness, but you're not really the dictator of ... 368 3 0.942 176.87Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 125.84 125.84 March 28, 2017
240. #3810116 I can see you. Your brown skin shining in the sun. You got t... 202 1 0.941 159.58Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 159.58 159.58 April 15, 2017
241. #3810343 Twelfth Precinct, Sergeant Yemana. Yes, sir. A stolen car? W... 267 1 0.937 158.83Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 158.83 158.83 April 16, 2017
242. #3810389 You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think t... 223 1 0.936 99.43Arnold Chew (arnoldchewbacca) 99.43 99.43 November 5, 2021
243. #3810186 Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat. At night he becomes a ... 302 4 0.935 176.52Kathy (florentine) 140.90 140.90 April 15, 2017
244. #3810139 The work force is disgusted, downs tools, and walks. Innocen... 388 1 0.934 158.32Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 158.32 158.32 April 15, 2017
245. #3811037 This is nothing! Piece of cake! Producing is being a samurai... 203 1 0.933 90.65Elvis Bisanovic (elvisnator) 90.65 90.65 February 24, 2019
246. #3810078 Raised the ol' girl from a cub, I did. ... 'Course we had to... 205 2 0.931 161.41Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 125.58 125.58 April 3, 2017
247. #3810620 There'll always be the argument that video games are meant t... 378 1 0.931 73.73playing typeracer dot com (... 73.73 73.73 January 23, 2021
248. #3811011 Monkeys? Think a monkey knows he's sitting on top of a rocke... 277 1 0.928 91.96ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 91.96 91.96 May 14, 2022
249. #3810454 I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, the... 268 1 0.926 80.52Userzin (userzin) 80.52 80.52 November 11, 2021
250. #3810737 Every time I think of exercise, I have to lie right down unt... 85 1 0.924 59.19Jellycode (jellycode) 59.19 59.19 August 17, 2017
251. #3810007 Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where a... 241 4 0.923 157.89Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 122.12 122.12 March 28, 2017
252. #3811440 We are the bright new stars born of a screaming black hole, ... 299 1 0.922 63.93djackallstar (djackallstar) 63.93 63.93 August 1, 2021
253. #3810122 Hello, hello, hello. With the lights out, it's less dangerou... 205 4 0.918 154.31Kathy (florentine) 130.31 130.31 April 15, 2017
254. #3810306 So then Mabel said to me "well, why'd you wear those earring... 398 1 0.918 155.61Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 155.61 155.61 April 16, 2017
255. #3810412 'Precious, precious, precious!' Gollum cried. 'My Precious! ... 305 1 0.917 155.39Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 155.39 155.39 May 4, 2017
256. #3810793 You're so deceitful you can't ask for water when you're thir... 111 1 0.916 60.73No , stop typing and do som... 60.73 60.73 August 20, 2017
257. #3810190 Oh, what's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing? "Don't you ... 270 3 0.915 175.67Kathy (florentine) 152.77 152.77 April 15, 2017
258. #3810299 This is a little ridiculous. Okay, so he kills a deer, he ta... 201 1 0.914 65.57dustysheep (smowbog) 65.57 65.57 September 11, 2021
259. #3810879 Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! ... 208 1 0.913 96.13Christian Larsen (cslarsen) 96.13 96.13 May 16, 2017
260. #3810180 One likes to believe in the freedom of music but glittering ... 295 3 0.912 138.06Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 127.40 127.40 April 15, 2017
261. #3810750 What is finished is the idea that this great country is dedi... 334 1 0.911 79.29Userzin (userzin) 79.29 79.29 November 11, 2021
262. #3810047 How can an Image-Fiction writer hope to make people more cri... 252 4 0.911 156.09Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 124.44 124.44 March 25, 2017
263. #3810473 Manuel... my wife informs me that you're... depressed. Let m... 275 1 0.903 82.41Mahler9 (jeremy0d) 82.41 82.41 May 12, 2017
264. #3810160 It's a fact. I'm a quack. The disgrace of the AMA. 'Cause my... 117 1 0.903 62.24Rusty (saddled) 62.24 62.24 December 2, 2020
265. #3810523 Let me ask you this: Do you really think the boy'd shout out... 170 1 0.902 134.57Sean Pule (thedragonemperor) 134.57 134.57 August 22, 2021
266. #3810096 Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese. Death i... 219 1 0.898 154.98Kathy (florentine) 154.98 154.98 April 15, 2017
267. #3810854 Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't m... 243 1 0.897 82.06 (joaquim091vasco) 82.06 82.06 December 23, 2021
268. #3811435 Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the... 199 1 0.897 88.89ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 88.89 88.89 May 14, 2022
269. #3810002 Susie, if you want to see your doll again, leave $100 in thi... 177 1 0.896 81.83Mahler9 (jeremy0d) 81.83 81.83 April 14, 2017
270. #3810533 What's the matter with you guys? You all know he's guilty! H... 121 1 0.896 78.66Ranit (colemakgang) 78.66 78.66 November 26, 2020
271. #3810000 Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exis... 132 1 0.895 154.25Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 154.25 154.25 March 25, 2017
272. #3810051 Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old ... 596 3 0.895 162.54Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 148.95 148.95 April 15, 2017
273. #3810095 I'm dancing on the White House lawn; sipping tea by the Taj ... 282 1 0.895 151.74Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 151.74 151.74 April 16, 2017
274. #3811033 I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! Aft... 257 1 0.894 88.58ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 88.58 88.58 May 14, 2022
275. #3810067 Somewhere, if you try to look it up, you can probably find a... 264 2 0.892 157.32Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 152.44 152.44 March 25, 2017
276. #3810277 So I tried to be invisible. It's surprisingly possible. You ... 212 1 0.891 151.10Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 151.10 151.10 April 16, 2017
277. #3810208 I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group ca... 280 2 0.891 147.94Kathy (florentine) 132.01 132.01 April 15, 2017
278. #3810031 How I love to watch the morn, with golden sun that shines. U... 247 2 0.889 164.19Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 122.77 122.77 March 25, 2017
279. #3810960 I know. I'm trying to save him by avoiding him so I could be... 233 1 0.888 77.27Userzin (userzin) 77.27 77.27 September 22, 2021
280. #3810255 While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costum... 264 2 0.887 156.57Kathy (florentine) 133.85 133.85 April 15, 2017
281. #3810358 It's very frustrating to me that we have not yet managed to ... 296 1 0.885 105.211954 Typist (1954typist) 105.21 105.21 January 9, 2022
282. #3810174 From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the ... 213 1 0.884 87.59ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 87.59 87.59 May 14, 2022
283. #3810082 You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down f... 237 2 0.884 149.83Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 110.47 110.47 April 16, 2017
284. #3810495 Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encoun... 287 1 0.882 80.64 (joaquim091vasco) 80.64 80.64 December 30, 2021
285. #3810231 This guy's walkin' down a street when he falls in a hole. Th... 665 1 0.882 149.46Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 149.46 149.46 April 15, 2017
286. #3810719 Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that ... 220 1 0.880 131.28Sean Pule (thedragonemperor) 131.28 131.28 August 22, 2021
287. #3811272 When you're a little kid you're a bit of everything; Scienti... 160 1 0.877 47.48Potato Princess (pqosmorf) 47.48 47.48 August 11, 2017
288. #3810943 Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never! What we've... 254 1 0.876 80.00Mahler9 (jeremy0d) 80.00 80.00 May 23, 2017
289. #3810214 London! Madrid! Bangkok! Moscow! Cincinnati! From the four c... 291 1 0.870 76.54Adam (adamsyaq) 76.54 76.54 August 23, 2021
290. #3810005 Miss Wormwood, I protest this "C" grade! That's saying I onl... 346 6 0.867 136.43Kathy (florentine) 111.67 111.67 March 28, 2017
291. #3810219 You're just a whiny little basket case who's milking this de... 276 1 0.861 145.99Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 145.99 145.99 April 15, 2017
292. #3810869 We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine, and t... 207 1 0.857 67.91playing typeracer dot com (... 67.91 67.91 January 23, 2021
293. #3810740 I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows thi... 605 1 0.856 72.52BeING VInCi (ppubalo) 72.52 72.52 April 27, 2017
294. #3810048 I'm starting to see just why turn-of-the-century Americans' ... 234 5 0.849 166.54Kathy (florentine) 139.27 139.27 March 25, 2017
295. #3810168 I never conquered, rarely came. 16 just held such better day... 263 1 0.849 55.89RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... 55.89 55.89 March 20, 2021
296. #3810812 Good news, kiddies! Time for another exclusive WBBY "Waterga... 434 1 0.845 71.55BeING VInCi (ppubalo) 71.55 71.55 May 4, 2017
297. #3810009 Attention! All rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S. is now calle... 528 3 0.843 83.71wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) 79.46 79.46 March 28, 2017
298. #3810156 First in my class here at MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion of... 298 1 0.841 142.56Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 142.56 142.56 April 15, 2017
299. #3810761 I mean, he's got a corporate secrecy agreement - give me a b... 322 1 0.840 83.25ayyy I'm back :3 (cloudjumper) 83.25 83.25 May 21, 2022
300. #3810205 If Edward R. Murrow, my idol, were here, he'd say, "That's c... 279 1 0.835 141.56Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 141.56 141.56 April 15, 2017
301. #3810248 We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle series L1011. It came off t... 220 3 0.834 150.76Kathy (florentine) 130.37 130.37 April 15, 2017
302. #3810630 Clear the lines of lint in your head one at a time and the k... 157 2 0.829 109.53⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... 79.40 79.40 July 12, 2019
303. #3810200 Culture was the seed of proliferation but it's gotten melded... 299 1 0.822 139.43Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 139.43 139.43 April 15, 2017
304. #3810284 I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've ... 273 1 0.819 105.02beat me if u can ; (bblaise) 105.02 105.02 April 15, 2017
305. #3810191 Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac. Sputnik, Zho... 359 1 0.818 138.60Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 138.60 138.60 April 15, 2017
306. #3810340 My old man never took us on a vacation. He didn't believe in... 211 3 0.811 113.16rain (firewolfrain) 90.49 90.49 April 15, 2017
307. #3810152 Cosby Show and Roseanne, think I've taken 'bout as much as I... 337 4 0.807 139.90Kathy (florentine) 114.83 114.83 April 15, 2017
308. #3810520 The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide... 254 1 0.791 62.63playing typeracer dot com (... 62.63 62.63 March 30, 2021
309. #3811087 Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s mo... 499 1 0.771 70.52 (joaquim091vasco) 70.52 70.52 December 30, 2021
310. #3810927 Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to... 305 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
311. #3811028 We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. We can... 193 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
312. #3810974 Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wi... 213 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
313. #3810853 You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You a... 185 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
314. #3810682 We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries... 297 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
315. #3810436 In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sente... 243 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
316. #3810184 They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of ... 254 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
317. #3810028 Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, Oh, gossamer ... 183 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
318. #3811412 There could be whole antiworlds and antipeople made out of a... 177 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
319. #3811108 Look at what they've done to you. I'm so sorry. You must be ... 222 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
320. #3811050 So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably wh... 218 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
321. #3810789 Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have... 319 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
322. #3811185 Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference... 323 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
323. #3811347 When you're a kid, they tell you it's all, "Grow up. Get a j... 236 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
324. #3810526 I don't understand you people! I mean all these picky little... 411 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
325. #3811294 I'm not promoting the economic upside as much as I am the op... 104 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
326. #3810645 I don't hate anybody. The Winklevii aren't suing me for inte... 208 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
327. #3810969 You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated th... 184 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
328. #3810130 Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old. Self... 214 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
329. #3810545 My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your frien... 126 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
330. #3811452 I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one adva... 218 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
331. #3811139 What can I say? I've ruined your day and made you all angry ... 229 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
332. #3810690 In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of histo... 158 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
333. #3810961 Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone e... 249 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
334. #3811446 If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Co... 227 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
335. #3810451 Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Sa... 169 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
336. #3811447 Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shal... 482 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
337. #3811175 There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we... 494 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
338. #3811207 To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then... 163 1 0.000 116.23Marnexeultra (marnexe) 116.23 116.23 December 12, 2020
339. #3811451 I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of the time... 221 1 0.000 93.39Frank Peterson (frnklin) 93.39 93.39 December 1, 2020
340. #3810984 The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: f... 155 1 0.000 128.09tlbi (tla109) 128.09 128.09 March 22, 2021
341. #3810126 Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a frie... 200 1 0.000 45.98Eustahius75 (hobbitus) 45.98 45.98 November 29, 2020
342. #3811363 Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more... 277 1 0.000 46.39Eustahius75 (hobbitus) 46.39 46.39 November 29, 2020
343. #3810349 You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You'... 94 1 0.000 51.92Eustahius75 (hobbitus) 51.92 51.92 November 29, 2020
344. #3810415 Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the t... 186 1 0.000 86.67Gab C (fishinakart) 86.67 86.67 October 12, 2020
345. #3810491 Oh, and one more thing; I've stolen a nuclear weapon. And if... 259 1 0.000 80.76Gab C (fishinakart) 80.76 80.76 October 12, 2020
346. #3810408 Not so hasty! You call yourselves hobbits? But you should no... 152 1 0.000 63.59Juan YouGay (juanyougay) 63.59 63.59 February 14, 2021
347. #3811065 Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated, "Youth ages, im... 160 1 0.000 94.19 (g1_petroleum) 94.19 94.19 February 26, 2021
348. #3810672 There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as lon... 183 1 0.000 56.35Eustahius75 (hobbitus) 56.35 56.35 November 29, 2020
349. #3811049 You know I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a lit... 267 1 0.000 62.00progress? (lucknumber8) 62.00 62.00 May 25, 2021
350. #3811214 Cordelia, I have at least three lives to contend with, none ... 143 1 0.000 71.32progress? (lucknumber8) 71.32 71.32 May 14, 2021
351. #3811154 My name is Marshall Teller. Not long ago, I was living in Ne... 617 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
352. #3810857 Why, if I had a brain I could... I could while away the hour... 207 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
353. #3810792 He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexand... 228 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
354. #3810384 From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on... 261 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
355. #3811224 I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Be... 304 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
356. #3811196 Sicily, 1912. Picture this. Two young girls, best friends, w... 591 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
357. #3811121 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend h... 202 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
358. #3811072 You're gonna stay here if I have to go inside and call your ... 492 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
359. #3810611 I finally figured it out. It's like when they realized it wa... 534 0 0.000 0.00 () 0.00 0.00 January 1, 1970
360. #3811290 Good evening from New York City. I'm Dan Rydell alongside Ca... 261 1 0.000 82.96Mohibur Rahman (shuvo94) 82.96 82.96 May 25, 2021
361. #3811389 You think you find a way to deal with these things. In med s... 295 1 0.000 59.68progress? (lucknumber8) 59.68 59.68 May 7, 2021
362. #3811136 Another time when I was running along somebody had lost all ... 307 1 0.000 54.10Eustahius75 (hobbitus) 54.10 54.10 November 29, 2020