Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4050018 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
64 |
11 |
1.193 |
134.24 — N (natejam) |
98.59 |
98.59 |
March 3, 2021 |
| 2. |
#4050005 |
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it ... |
73 |
38 |
1.134 |
189.94 — ERNIE FAN (slowvinni) |
127.04 |
127.04 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 3. |
#4050014 |
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line. |
61 |
44 |
1.128 |
183.64 — ERNIE FAN (slowvinni) |
121.78 |
121.78 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 4. |
#4050017 |
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appe... |
96 |
9 |
1.125 |
166.35 — police (styrofoam) |
92.30 |
92.30 |
March 8, 2021 |
| 5. |
#4050004 |
People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks. W... |
91 |
64 |
1.121 |
185.46 — 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... |
122.58 |
122.58 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 6. |
#4050002 |
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the... |
97 |
79 |
1.103 |
189.58 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
119.90 |
119.90 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 7. |
#4050012 |
My friend was annoying me with bird puns but toucan play at ... |
70 |
47 |
1.057 |
186.34 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
117.31 |
117.31 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 8. |
#4050015 |
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable. |
60 |
41 |
1.045 |
191.59 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
125.02 |
125.02 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 9. |
#4050020 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
8 |
1.020 |
135.37 — police (styrofoam) |
87.74 |
87.74 |
June 14, 2021 |
| 10. |
#4050009 |
You've got to be kitten me, you want puns? That is so pawful. |
61 |
41 |
1.013 |
166.86 — Jon (jlachney) |
113.31 |
113.31 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 11. |
#4050006 |
I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of ... |
98 |
31 |
0.995 |
183.98 — ANDREA (andreaak00) |
111.63 |
111.63 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 12. |
#4050010 |
Welcome to TypeRacer. Everyone here should be your type. |
56 |
49 |
0.992 |
173.02 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
106.21 |
106.21 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 13. |
#4050003 |
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he ... |
135 |
37 |
0.990 |
159.50 — (sidd_) |
112.69 |
112.69 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 14. |
#4050000 |
A ship carrying a cargo of red paint collided with a ship ca... |
117 |
35 |
0.982 |
153.28 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
112.82 |
112.82 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 15. |
#4050019 |
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them... |
66 |
6 |
0.960 |
169.34 — police (styrofoam) |
89.52 |
89.52 |
February 1, 2021 |
| 16. |
#4050022 |
When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic. |
44 |
8 |
0.951 |
149.28 — police (styrofoam) |
79.70 |
79.70 |
April 19, 2021 |
| 17. |
#4050023 |
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange s... |
93 |
6 |
0.895 |
137.74 — police (styrofoam) |
75.87 |
75.87 |
April 19, 2021 |
| 18. |
#4050001 |
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. |
48 |
34 |
0.865 |
168.08 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
99.05 |
99.05 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 19. |
#4050007 |
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: "... |
133 |
22 |
0.863 |
141.89 — (delirious) |
97.20 |
97.20 |
May 27, 2018 |
| 20. |
#4050021 |
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says... |
86 |
6 |
0.832 |
119.89 — police (styrofoam) |
79.13 |
79.13 |
March 25, 2022 |