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Rank ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating Top Score Top 100 Average Active Since
1. #3550716 Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... 208 4 1.208 65.57 — Seth (fridgewastaken) 49.91 49.91 February 2, 2021
2. #3640847 The necklace you wear is part of a sacred treasure called th... 256 13 1.185 125.68 — retired... for now..? (clou... 73.33 73.33 January 31, 2021
3. #4180056 Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But tha... 172 19 1.146 143.38 — retired... for now..? (clou... 64.29 64.29 January 28, 2021
4. #3640725 Oh, well since we didn't get hit by any arrows, I'll tell yo... 207 8 1.140 137.78 — retired... for now..? (clou... 60.99 60.99 February 4, 2021
5. #3551671 Blood leads only to blood, and violence begets violence. Not... 113 12 1.134 79.48 — Kaitou (kaitouxd) 49.91 49.91 January 29, 2021
6. #3640841 The cave where he hides is sealed with a mighty stone slab t... 157 10 1.124 91.37 — Cindy (cindywu_hc) 48.23 48.23 January 29, 2021
7. #3640846 You cannot defeat me with a blade that does not sparkle with... 239 14 1.120 89.22 — Lars (sadtrash) 58.92 58.92 February 1, 2021
8. #3640735 I don't know who you are, but if you are going to go up the ... 87 19 1.103 199.85 — (slyne) 101.42 101.42 January 29, 2021
9. #3640737 Link, it is I, Sahasrahla the elder. An orb known as the Moo... 223 20 1.103 89.93 — Snowy (it_was_lag) 55.48 55.48 February 1, 2021
10. #3640710 Do you know of the Yoshis that live on Lavalava Island in th... 428 4 1.096 127.72 — retired... for now..? (clou... 101.85 101.85 February 17, 2021
11. #4180163 Sitting back and doing nothing, or worse, criticizing others... 205 14 1.092 135.40 — police (styrofoam) 68.44 68.44 January 29, 2021
12. #3640734 I once lived in the Lost Woods, until the day I wandered int... 205 12 1.091 87.97 — Austin (wheresthepepperoni) 53.05 53.05 February 1, 2021
13. #3550255 The mother was gravely injured. Her only choice was to entru... 259 9 1.091 97.49 — Snowy (it_was_lag) 56.69 56.69 February 4, 2021
14. #3640829 You have an urgent look about you... Has something happened?... 144 12 1.090 112.71 — beachturkey (beachtukrey) 64.40 64.40 January 30, 2021
15. #3550938 You've got me over the moon, and that's no jest. We're miles... 182 15 1.089 80.90 — Mark (hypixelegend) 53.64 53.64 February 1, 2021
16. #3640836 I don't know where you got your mitts on that Sea Chart you ... 301 13 1.088 95.25 — Maikeru (maikeruwu) 50.90 50.90 February 1, 2021
17. #3640713 There's no point in trying to hide it, silly girl. We know y... 239 12 1.087 126.69 — retired... for now..? (clou... 65.24 65.24 February 3, 2021
18. #3640739 The Triforce will grant the wishes of whoever touches it, as... 356 14 1.080 119.16 — retired... for now..? (clou... 72.86 72.86 February 2, 2021
19. #3640828 Don't look so disappointed, dear one. Just try them on. Toda... 497 1 1.079 125.77 — retired... for now..? (clou... 125.77 125.77 April 1, 2023
20. #3640693 I can hear the spirits whispering in this room. "Those who h... 180 16 1.076 88.48 — dogs (dog_balls) 51.28 51.28 January 30, 2021
21. #3640721 This town is very peaceful. Yes, and that is why there are s... 306 11 1.074 99.95 — julian (julianevan) 66.30 66.30 January 29, 2021
22. #3640834 I insist you let us know if there is anything we can do to h... 186 13 1.071 105.85 — retired... for now..? (clou... 56.98 56.98 February 4, 2021
23. #3640833 This island of merchants is home to many valuable goods. Whi... 304 10 1.070 132.09 — retired... for now..? (clou... 76.44 76.44 January 30, 2021
24. #3640699 First of all, let me introduce myself. I'm Nabooru of the Ge... 585 2 1.070 124.69 — retired... for now..? (clou... 87.65 87.65 February 5, 2021
25. #3551672 Listen, wolf. Gaining experience in a single skill is admira... 156 16 1.065 93.18 — Hanson't (jean1398reborn) 56.99 56.99 February 1, 2021
26. #3640848 In order to return the power to repel evil to your sword, yo... 245 12 1.062 134.86 — retired... for now..? (clou... 87.28 87.28 January 30, 2021
27. #3640843 This tower, which the pearls of the gods have caused to appe... 596 5 1.052 122.63 — retired... for now..? (clou... 82.66 82.66 February 3, 2021
28. #3640716 Have you ever experienced a time when no matter how hard you... 242 12 1.050 122.13 — police (styrofoam) 69.34 69.34 February 1, 2021
29. #4180648 The clues we've uncovered during our search have led me to b... 318 10 1.050 121.59 — retired... for now..? (clou... 61.52 61.52 February 1, 2021
30. #3640838 I must apologize. I was in error. I saw your clothing and su... 159 13 1.048 132.79 — retired... for now..? (clou... 57.82 57.82 February 2, 2021
31. #3640720 You came here after hearing of my request, correct? Ah! I am... 304 4 1.039 65.24 — Jon (jjhiggz) 47.86 47.86 February 1, 2021
32. #4180646 As I suspected, the dining car of the Molentary Express is q... 342 10 1.039 91.15 — Grubbelt (grubbelt) 66.00 66.00 January 30, 2021
33. #3640822 I bet he was referring to the four areas just outside town. ... 160 8 1.035 62.86 — Poopiboi (poopimanboi) 42.37 42.37 January 29, 2021
34. #3640712 Who are you, huh? You came here to get the elevator key so y... 239 11 1.032 61.77 — Joshua (liljeremy) 44.97 44.97 February 1, 2021
35. #4180016 Colors weave into a spire of flame. Distant sparks call to a... 306 17 1.032 121.28 — retired... for now..? (clou... 77.61 77.61 February 2, 2021
36. #3640835 The room way in the back on the first floor is Prince Komali... 224 9 1.029 117.81 — retired... for now..? (clou... 57.63 57.63 February 1, 2021
37. #3640702 Wow! I've never seen so many guests from different parts of ... 160 21 1.029 134.00 — N (natejam) 50.68 50.68 February 2, 2021
38. #3640831 How much longer is this going to go on, do you think? Do you... 331 4 1.029 110.92 — retired... for now..? (clou... 73.39 73.39 February 3, 2021
39. #3641246 It's strange, but the way you look right now sort of looks l... 165 21 1.027 131.94 — Jon (jlachney) 68.31 68.31 January 28, 2021
40. #3640704 Ah ha... So you cannot resist the temptation of my goods! I ... 256 19 1.020 119.28 — retired... for now..? (clou... 58.92 58.92 January 29, 2021
41. #3550639 The fairy Navi awakens Link from a nightmare in which he wit... 463 2 1.019 118.76 — retired... for now..? (clou... 111.41 111.41 March 14, 2023
42. #3640830 Lately, I've heard nothing but evil rumors about this Forsak... 341 5 1.018 77.82 — Pengu (workman) (kevdragmas) 55.14 55.14 February 1, 2021
43. #4180139 You might walk when you first enter a world and are unfamili... 150 13 1.017 102.34 — Manny (manny_rm) 54.58 54.58 February 1, 2021
44. #3640709 Dear Sushie, You followed Mario, didn't you? How are you doi... 278 8 1.017 135.15 — retired... for now..? (clou... 58.95 58.95 February 2, 2021
45. #3640736 I can't believe you caught me! With your speed it must have ... 344 5 1.017 50.55 — Will (will_stz) 44.93 44.93 February 2, 2021
46. #3641248 Oh, you're leaving... I always knew that one day, this day w... 204 17 1.016 124.66 — retired... for now..? (clou... 72.72 72.72 January 31, 2021
47. #3640707 Looks like the entrance to the volcano, eh, old boy? Somewhe... 411 6 1.016 118.33 — retired... for now..? (clou... 83.65 83.65 February 1, 2021
48. #4180061 Hero of Hyrule, chosen by the sword that seals the darkness.... 359 9 1.012 133.81 — police (styrofoam) 87.94 87.94 January 30, 2021
49. #3640691 My current hot seller is the Hylian Shield, but it might be ... 190 15 1.011 120.27 — Morgan (morganwu) 72.78 72.78 January 30, 2021
50. #3640743 No visitors allowed by decree of the Big Bob-omb. I shall ne... 364 9 1.009 109.74 — retired... for now..? (clou... 50.78 50.78 February 4, 2021
51. #3640723 It looks like your little adventure has reached its penultim... 225 13 1.008 107.13 — retired... for now..? (clou... 58.97 58.97 January 31, 2021
52. #3640711 In Koopa Village, there lives a selfish village senior named... 354 9 1.008 145.43 — police (styrofoam) 84.58 84.58 February 5, 2021
53. #3640728 Hi, Link. Sorry about my yard. It's a little overgrown. Than... 309 12 1.007 116.76 — retired... for now..? (clou... 68.76 68.76 February 4, 2021
54. #3640726 Mario! I hate to bother you while you're resting, but I want... 259 11 1.006 120.51 — retired... for now..? (clou... 68.42 68.42 January 31, 2021
55. #3640708 We've been in here a while. I wouldn't mind having a house t... 286 16 1.004 127.15 — retired... for now..? (clou... 62.64 62.64 February 1, 2021
56. #3640740 You're new here, aren't you? Did you come here looking for t... 572 4 1.003 111.07 — retired... for now..? (clou... 96.51 96.51 February 4, 2021
57. #3550941 Hello, Link. Wake up. The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to y... 264 23 1.003 114.65 — retired... for now..? (clou... 51.15 51.15 February 1, 2021
58. #3640738 You, sir! Have you been going through life without one of my... 223 16 1.002 147.58 — police (styrofoam) 61.73 61.73 January 30, 2021
59. #3640821 The mask salesman said that if you got back the precious thi... 154 7 1.000 82.18 — Krystian (imjustyuuki) 51.14 51.14 February 1, 2021
60. #3640839 So it is true. Then you have come here because you have need... 282 6 1.000 96.64 — Joe (fusionguy_) 77.16 77.16 February 4, 2021
61. #3640696 If all six Sages come together, we can imprison Ganondorf, t... 289 11 0.999 84.46 — Megan (megy147) 61.30 61.30 February 1, 2021
62. #3640733 Surprisingly, the Triforce created this world to fulfill Gan... 214 13 0.997 140.87 — police (styrofoam) 57.92 57.92 February 4, 2021
63. #3640745 Am I glad to see you! The Princess... and I... and, well, ev... 603 3 0.996 116.04 — retired... for now..? (clou... 95.13 95.13 February 6, 2021
64. #3640722 That's the engineer of the Excess Express. Talk about a drea... 235 9 0.992 124.31 — retired... for now..? (clou... 67.67 67.67 February 6, 2021
65. #3640694 I don't mind talking to you using the Ocarina's magic, but I... 370 6 0.988 123.64 — Megan (megy147) 92.03 92.03 February 3, 2021
66. #3640744 Good afternoon. The Lakitu Bros., here reporting live from j... 298 10 0.986 114.51 — retired... for now..? (clou... 62.42 62.42 January 29, 2021
67. #3640705 By the way, I heard a rumor that Princess Peach was kidnappe... 167 12 0.986 81.89 — hungter (ranga331) 42.76 42.76 February 1, 2021
68. #3640695 Where are you, Link? Are you looking for a temple? I once he... 198 15 0.982 102.97 — retired... for now..? (clou... 50.07 50.07 February 3, 2021
69. #3640700 Today... I'm going to tell the story of "Star Spirits and Go... 507 4 0.978 127.88 — retired... for now..? (clou... 86.34 86.34 February 17, 2021
70. #3640845 By the way, boy, when you drew that sword of yours out of it... 524 4 0.978 134.56 — police (styrofoam) 88.10 88.10 February 5, 2021
71. #3550254 Some time ago, before the king of Hyrule unified this countr... 579 8 0.978 110.02 — retired... for now..? (clou... 81.74 81.74 February 3, 2021
72. #3640724 Hey! THAT'S the wallet the crocodile swiped from me! Can I h... 149 9 0.976 69.10 — Bryan (bryan37) 37.31 37.31 February 3, 2021
73. #3640837 I'm telling you that you've got a problem. And you do. Don't... 208 14 0.966 119.56 — retired... for now..? (clou... 57.46 57.46 February 1, 2021
74. #4180647 While walking through the train, Luke and I encountered a la... 339 8 0.958 138.47 — police (styrofoam) 83.13 83.13 January 29, 2021
75. #3640697 R.I.P. Here lie the souls of those who swore fealty to the R... 202 17 0.958 109.10 — retired... for now..? (clou... 50.68 50.68 February 1, 2021
76. #4180753 Well, if it isn't the man of the hour... You're late. I've b... 407 6 0.952 131.37 — police (styrofoam) 79.49 79.49 January 31, 2021
77. #3640842 If you wish to see Jabun, I think you'd better search for th... 462 4 0.948 116.15 — retired... for now..? (clou... 82.63 82.63 January 31, 2021
78. #3640692 Hey, boy! You're a messenger of the Royal Family, aren't you... 211 15 0.944 115.44 — retired... for now..? (clou... 60.33 60.33 January 30, 2021
79. #3640742 Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't sta... 357 8 0.943 78.56 — adam (adamswan) 50.78 50.78 February 6, 2021
80. #3640717 "It's a little warm," Luigi muttered, the sweat dripping fro... 413 5 0.934 113.34 — retired... for now..? (clou... 53.43 53.43 February 1, 2021
81. #3640719 What a creepy pile of bones. I mean, they're ALL creepy, but... 175 13 0.931 146.55 — police (styrofoam) 56.22 56.22 February 5, 2021
82. #3640729 I sense that a mighty evil force guides the wizard's actions... 474 4 0.924 107.63 — retired... for now..? (clou... 80.92 80.92 February 3, 2021
83. #3640690 Okay! This is a game for grownups! Hyrule's famous Shooting ... 171 10 0.917 77.64 — Kevin (kevintyperacer) 46.93 46.93 January 31, 2021
84. #3551791 What a flowery harangue! Men are beasts! Nothing more! We fi... 217 7 0.907 111.80 — retired... for now..? (clou... 74.85 74.85 February 3, 2021
85. #3640727 I never imagined a boy like you could give me so much troubl... 283 13 0.906 137.57 — matt (ssandman) 68.05 68.05 January 29, 2021
86. #4350700 None know if our temple, the Cradle, will prove powerful eno... 596 4 0.897 102.47 — retired... for now..? (clou... 71.91 71.91 January 30, 2021
87. #3640741 Whoa, pal, you aren't trying to cheat, are you? Now, I know ... 124 13 0.897 93.84 — retired... for now..? (clou... 43.21 43.21 January 31, 2021
88. #3640730 Yes, it was Link who helped me escape from the dungeon! When... 175 8 0.892 90.44 — Kevin (kevintyperacer) 54.00 54.00 January 31, 2021
89. #3640698 I was afraid you were going to forget about me! Now I'm free... 346 5 0.876 104.92 — retired... for now..? (clou... 62.06 62.06 February 4, 2021
90. #3550939 Smash through the blocks that bar your way, yeah. No time fo... 598 1 0.867 100.98 — retired... for now..? (clou... 100.98 100.98 April 22, 2023
91. #3640718 The second Luigi saw Plumpbelly Village, he knew something w... 685 2 0.862 100.48 — retired... for now..? (clou... 94.67 94.67 May 13, 2022
92. #3640732 Three or four generations ago, an order of knights protected... 357 2 0.861 109.02 — retired... for now..? (clou... 87.06 87.06 February 6, 2021
93. #3640703 I had a dream last night, and another oracle spoke to me. It... 411 1 0.000 45.86 — tstats[driftveil] (driftveil) 45.86 45.86 February 11, 2021
94. #4350247 This time it's a fierce action-packed battle to free the lan... 523 3 0.000 79.51 — Brick (botfish) 69.84 69.84 January 29, 2021
95. #3640701 Hey, Mario! We got a letter from Princess Peach! I'll read i... 363 1 0.000 38.37 — Laich (mr_sneeze) 38.37 38.37 February 6, 2021
96. #3640706 Yo, what's up? Thanks for waking me up. This island's so nic... 520 2 0.000 89.30 — OneVlaOrchestra (onevlaorch... 81.87 81.87 February 1, 2021
97. #3640832 This is actually a bit embarrassing for me to admit, but alt... 483 5 0.000 89.19 — Brick (botfish) 67.85 67.85 February 2, 2021
98. #3640714 I should really apologize for making you run all around look... 138 8 0.000 67.63 — knz (kennzow) 38.37 38.37 January 29, 2021
99. #3640840 Once upon a time, long ago, the Koroks took on human forms, ... 499 1 0.000 58.68 — Relaxing (relaxingstorm) 58.68 58.68 February 5, 2021