Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4620011 |
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I alw... |
122 |
31 |
1.124 |
162.87 — police (styrofoam) |
77.50 |
77.50 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 2. |
#4620020 |
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anythin... |
179 |
29 |
1.122 |
175.78 — police (styrofoam) |
79.99 |
79.99 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 3. |
#4620016 |
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the wor... |
112 |
39 |
1.109 |
161.42 — police (styrofoam) |
69.33 |
69.33 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 4. |
#4620018 |
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my... |
66 |
42 |
1.094 |
157.74 — police (styrofoam) |
81.05 |
81.05 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 5. |
#4620025 |
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life form... |
162 |
39 |
1.089 |
139.36 — police (styrofoam) |
75.66 |
75.66 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 6. |
#4620010 |
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember wh... |
75 |
36 |
1.062 |
152.84 — (zak389) |
77.25 |
77.25 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 7. |
#4620027 |
Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowin... |
156 |
32 |
1.051 |
157.15 — police (styrofoam) |
70.00 |
70.00 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 8. |
#4620009 |
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and... |
111 |
37 |
1.042 |
150.83 — police (styrofoam) |
74.03 |
74.03 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 9. |
#4620008 |
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman m... |
107 |
34 |
1.035 |
156.43 — police (styrofoam) |
71.32 |
71.32 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 10. |
#4620000 |
Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devi... |
243 |
18 |
1.032 |
143.94 — police (styrofoam) |
85.61 |
85.61 |
December 14, 2020 |
| 11. |
#4620003 |
I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my bo... |
152 |
36 |
1.030 |
155.67 — police (styrofoam) |
74.96 |
74.96 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 12. |
#4620024 |
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence w... |
98 |
32 |
1.023 |
155.10 — police (styrofoam) |
75.18 |
75.18 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 13. |
#4620005 |
A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? ... |
148 |
28 |
1.022 |
162.49 — police (styrofoam) |
86.91 |
86.91 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 14. |
#4620026 |
According to most studies, people's number one fear is publi... |
254 |
34 |
1.022 |
158.84 — police (styrofoam) |
79.86 |
79.86 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 15. |
#4620017 |
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? |
55 |
43 |
1.015 |
173.41 — Shanon (shadowyshadows) |
70.11 |
70.11 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 16. |
#4620015 |
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate importan... |
106 |
28 |
1.014 |
165.47 — police (styrofoam) |
64.31 |
64.31 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 17. |
#4620023 |
Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a re... |
65 |
38 |
1.011 |
129.29 — police (styrofoam) |
70.22 |
70.22 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 18. |
#4620021 |
The only difference between a date and a job interview is: n... |
141 |
35 |
1.011 |
151.63 — police (styrofoam) |
63.92 |
63.92 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 19. |
#4620006 |
I'll tell you why - because, in the unlikely event that we'r... |
215 |
28 |
0.997 |
145.90 — police (styrofoam) |
78.65 |
78.65 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 20. |
#4620019 |
You know what the message you're sending out to the world wi... |
204 |
31 |
0.986 |
161.99 — police (styrofoam) |
67.27 |
67.27 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 21. |
#4620013 |
It's obvious that women are smarter than men. Think about it... |
125 |
20 |
0.981 |
143.31 — police (styrofoam) |
72.19 |
72.19 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 22. |
#4620004 |
There's no 'brothers' when it comes to white people. We are ... |
188 |
27 |
0.976 |
159.01 — police (styrofoam) |
69.14 |
69.14 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 23. |
#4620022 |
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you r... |
175 |
32 |
0.974 |
130.91 — police (styrofoam) |
69.07 |
69.07 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 24. |
#4620001 |
You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, l... |
173 |
22 |
0.966 |
146.89 — police (styrofoam) |
60.80 |
60.80 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 25. |
#4620028 |
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, pu... |
78 |
35 |
0.955 |
142.04 — (zak389) |
67.88 |
67.88 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 26. |
#4620012 |
I knew I was an unwanted child when my bath toys were a toas... |
76 |
32 |
0.949 |
133.47 — police (styrofoam) |
65.13 |
65.13 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 27. |
#4620002 |
Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just seda... |
129 |
30 |
0.928 |
140.83 — police (styrofoam) |
60.67 |
60.67 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 28. |
#4620007 |
I am so pro-swine flu - I want it. We need a plague. It's go... |
123 |
24 |
0.927 |
135.04 — police (styrofoam) |
62.06 |
62.06 |
December 13, 2020 |
| 29. |
#4620014 |
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate importan... |
191 |
29 |
0.900 |
130.80 — police (styrofoam) |
61.44 |
61.44 |
December 13, 2020 |