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1. #3550716 Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise our sails. It's freedom like you never knew. Don't need bags, or a pass. Say the word I'll be there in a flash. You could say my hat is off to you. 208 4 1.208 65.57Seth (fridgewastaken) 49.91 49.91 February 2, 2021
2. #3640701 Hey, Mario! We got a letter from Princess Peach! I'll read it to you, OK? All right, let's see... "I'm throwing a party at my castle today! Mario and Luigi, I would be honored if you both could attend. Many guests from distant towns are hoping to meet you. There will be tasty sweets and all kinds of entertainment! I hope to see you here soon! Sincerely, Peach." 363 2 1.182 103.76adam (adamswan) 71.07 71.07 February 6, 2021
3. #4180056 Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But that parting needs not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short while... that is up to you. 172 20 1.161 143.38retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 66.57 66.57 January 28, 2021
4. #3640847 The necklace you wear is part of a sacred treasure called the Triforce of Wisdom, which has been passed down for many ages within the royal family of Hyrule. Your mother passed this down to you and instructed you to treasure it and guard it with your life. 256 14 1.138 125.68retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 75.92 75.92 January 31, 2021
5. #3640734 I once lived in the Lost Woods, until the day I wandered into a magic transporter. The power of the Dark World quickly turned me into this tree shape. I guess the two forests are connected with each other. 205 14 1.128 111.18adam (adamswan) 58.54 58.54 February 1, 2021
6. #3640833 This island of merchants is home to many valuable goods. While the sail must come first, do not feel limited to buying only it. Once you have it, feel free to stock up on anything else you think you may need. But remember: there is no time to play. Come back immediately as soon as your errands are done. 304 11 1.120 132.09retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 79.23 79.23 January 30, 2021
7. #4180648 The clues we've uncovered during our search have led me to believe there's a strong possibility that Tom is actually a dog, not a small child as we had originally thought. Come to think of it, I seem to recall a young girl walking about the train with a dog in her arms. I intend to find her and confirm my suspicions. 318 11 1.113 121.59retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 65.83 65.83 February 1, 2021
8. #3640735 I don't know who you are, but if you are going to go up the mountain, take me with you. 87 39 1.112 199.85 (slyne) 137.70 137.70 January 29, 2021
9. #3550255 The mother was gravely injured. Her only choice was to entrust the child to the Deku Tree, the guardian spirit of the forest. The Deku Tree could sense that this was a child of destiny, whose fate would affect the entire world, so he took him into the forest. 259 12 1.109 97.49Snowy (it_was_lag) 59.10 59.10 February 4, 2021
10. #3640737 Link, it is I, Sahasrahla the elder. An orb known as the Moon Pearl is in this tower. Whoever holds the Moon Pearl is protected so that his form will not change in the Dark World. You must find it and escape from the tower! 223 20 1.103 89.93Snowy (it_was_lag) 55.48 55.48 February 1, 2021
11. #3640841 The cave where he hides is sealed with a mighty stone slab that repels all who try to pass it. Why, not even the pirates with their mighty ship could get in. 157 11 1.102 91.37Cindy (cindywu_hc) 49.34 49.34 January 29, 2021
12. #3640848 In order to return the power to repel evil to your sword, you must find another to take my stead in this temple and ask the gods for their assistance. You must find the one who carries on my bloodline... The one who holds this sacred instrument. 245 12 1.095 134.86retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 87.28 87.28 January 30, 2021
13. #3640710 Do you know of the Yoshis that live on Lavalava Island in the South Ocean? Perhaps because their tropical island is so colorful, the Yoshis themselves are of many different colors. It seems they have different personalities, depending on their body colors. They all love food, but Yellow Yoshis seem to really delight in delicacies. Next time you see a Yellow Yoshi, try giving it something delicious. Trust me - it'll be happy. 428 4 1.095 127.72retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 101.85 101.85 February 17, 2021
14. #4180163 Sitting back and doing nothing, or worse, criticizing others, does not require courage. Speaking up and letting your unique voice be heard is an important step for anyone who wants to make anything better. 205 14 1.092 135.40police (styrofoam) 68.44 68.44 January 29, 2021
15. #3551671 Blood leads only to blood, and violence begets violence. Nothing more. Revenge is simply another name for murder. 113 22 1.091 157.86 (zambricks) 91.92 91.92 January 29, 2021
16. #3640829 You have an urgent look about you... Has something happened? Whatever it is, from the look on your face I suspect that it is no laughing matter. 144 12 1.090 112.71beachturkey (beachtukrey) 64.40 64.40 January 30, 2021
17. #3550938 You've got me over the moon, and that's no jest. We're miles above the rest. Look in your eyes and I know we'll be fine. So let's shoot for the stars and make this love really shine. 182 15 1.089 80.90Mark (hypixelegend) 53.64 53.64 February 1, 2021
18. #3640836 I don't know where you got your mitts on that Sea Chart you got there, but it looks to me like it's pretty much got nothing but seas drawn on it! It's pathetic! In fact, it's almost an insult to call that thing a Sea Chart, if you ask me! What's the matter, small fry? I'm just trying to be nice here! 301 13 1.088 95.25Maikeru (maikeruwu) 50.90 50.90 February 1, 2021
19. #3640725 Oh, well since we didn't get hit by any arrows, I'll tell you a secret. Enter the forest. When you hit an area with 4 paths, go left, left, straight, right - in that order. You'll surely find something nice. 207 9 1.087 137.78retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 63.99 63.99 February 4, 2021
20. #3640693 I can hear the spirits whispering in this room. "Those who have sacred feet should let the wind guide them. Then, they will be led to the hidden path." That's what they are saying! 180 19 1.085 88.48dogs (dog_balls) 53.36 53.36 January 30, 2021
21. #3640846 You cannot defeat me with a blade that does not sparkle with the power to repel evil! What you hold is useless. Go back to the world below, and tell that to the pathetic fools who made this blade! Its power is gone, and its edges are dull! 239 15 1.080 89.22Candelaria (sadtrash) 58.34 58.34 February 1, 2021
22. #3640739 The Triforce will grant the wishes of whoever touches it, as long as that person lives. That is why it was hidden in the Golden Land. Only a select few knew of its location, but at some point that knowledge was lost. The person who rediscovered the Golden Land was Ganondorf the evil thief. Luckily, he couldn't figure out how to return to the Light World. 356 14 1.080 119.16retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 72.86 72.86 February 2, 2021
23. #3640828 Don't look so disappointed, dear one. Just try them on. Today is a day to celebrate. It is the day that you become the same age as the young hero spoken of in all the legends. You only have to wear them for one day, so don't look so down. Be proud, child. In the olden days, this was the day the boys were finally considered to be men. They were taught the ways of the sword to prepare them for battle with their enemies. But we don't live in such a way any longer. Our ways are the ways of peace. 497 1 1.078 125.77retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 125.77 125.77 April 1, 2023
24. #3640721 This town is very peaceful. Yes, and that is why there are so many flowers. But... I have heard there are places in the world where no flowers bloom. I could never forgive myself if I did nothing to try to bring flowers to such places. That is why I shoot out spores as often as I can. It is my civic duty! 306 11 1.074 99.95julian (julianevan) 66.30 66.30 January 29, 2021
25. #3640834 I insist you let us know if there is anything we can do to help you. We shall do anything in our power to assist you. However, in the meantime, we have a problem of our own to deal with. 186 13 1.071 105.85retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 56.98 56.98 February 4, 2021
26. #4180139 You might walk when you first enter a world and are unfamiliar with the terrain, but once you gain knowledge of your surroundings, it's easier to run! 150 16 1.066 105.86adam (adamswan) 59.52 59.52 February 1, 2021
27. #3551672 Listen, wolf. Gaining experience in a single skill is admirable. But you must never lose the drive for self-improvement. I pray that you do not forget that. 156 16 1.065 93.18Hanson't (jean1398reborn) 56.99 56.99 February 1, 2021
28. #3640716 Have you ever experienced a time when no matter how hard you tried, you failed, and the time you spent felt wasted? If ever you feel such pangs of regret, try to remember this tale... the story of a young man's quest to save a sweet princess. 242 12 1.061 122.13police (styrofoam) 69.34 69.34 February 1, 2021
29. #3640843 This tower, which the pearls of the gods have caused to appear, is a place that the gods of the ancient world prepared so that they might test the courage of men. Only one who is able to overcome the trials that await here will be acknowledged by the gods to be a true hero. Only then will that hero be permitted to wield the power to destroy the great evil. Link, that which you must obtain now lies before you! You must believe in your own courage, which has led you to triumph over the many hardships you have faced, and you must triumph once again! You must rise above the trials of the gods! 596 5 1.051 122.63retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 82.66 82.66 February 3, 2021
30. #3641246 It's strange, but the way you look right now sort of looks like this tree. It looks all dark and gloomy, almost like it could start crying any second now. How sad... 165 22 1.045 131.94 (jlachney) 69.99 69.99 January 28, 2021
31. #3640713 There's no point in trying to hide it, silly girl. We know you had it. We know this. Trust me, it's very much in your interest to be absolutely honest with us. We X-Nauts are not all rainbows and lollipops, I assure you. We're quite nasty. 239 13 1.043 126.69retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 65.18 65.18 February 3, 2021
32. #3640708 We've been in here a while. I wouldn't mind having a house this huge. Of course, it's kind of a pain to have to walk so far between rooms. We could get an awesome game of hide and seek going in here, but I guess kids might get lost pretty easily. Well... I wouldn't get lost, of course. 286 17 1.040 127.15retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 65.26 65.26 February 1, 2021
33. #3640720 You came here after hearing of my request, correct? Ah! I am so happy! I would like to ask you to bring me a Hot Dog. Yes, a Hot Dog is what I desire. It is said to be "spicy," but I've never experienced "spiciness" in all my life. Some say they are sold in Glitzville. Please get one for me, if you can. 304 4 1.039 65.24Jon (jjhiggz) 47.86 47.86 February 1, 2021
34. #4180646 As I suspected, the dining car of the Molentary Express is quite popular with the passengers, and though we've waited patiently to be seated, I get the feeling we won't be eating any time soon. The waiter recommended waiting for the lunchtime rush to pass on the observation deck located in the last carriage. I'm inclined to take his advice. 342 10 1.039 91.15Grubbelt (grubbelt) 66.00 66.00 January 30, 2021
35. #3550254 Some time ago, before the king of Hyrule unified this country, there was a fierce war in our world. One day, to escape from the fires of the war, a Hylian mother and her baby boy entered this forbidden forest. The mother was gravely injured. Her only choice was to entrust the child to the Deku Tree, the guardian spirit of the forest. The Deku Tree could sense that this was a child of destiny, whose fate would affect the entire world, so he took him into the forest. After the mother passed away, the baby was raised as a Kokiri. And now, finally, the day of Destiny has come! 579 9 1.030 110.02retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 82.53 82.53 February 3, 2021
36. #3640702 Wow! I've never seen so many guests from different parts of the world in one place! I'll bet you could hear some stories about places you've never been to, huh? 160 21 1.029 134.00N (natejam) 50.68 50.68 February 2, 2021
37. #3640835 The room way in the back on the first floor is Prince Komali's room. You have to go down a couple steps to get there. When you meet Prince Komali, please don't get offended by his manner. He has no bad intentions, I promise. 224 9 1.029 117.81retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 57.63 57.63 February 1, 2021
38. #3640831 How much longer is this going to go on, do you think? Do you have an estimate? Are you sure you shouldn't just quit right now? Seriously, think about it. I can tell you're just going to get more sentimental from here on out. There's still time, you know. Are you sure we shouldn't just turn around and take you back to your island? 331 4 1.028 110.92retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 73.39 73.39 February 3, 2021
39. #3640728 Hi, Link. Sorry about my yard. It's a little overgrown. Thanks for visiting. I'm glad to have company to talk to. I will tell you an interesting story. There is a lake swimming with Zoras at the source of the river, but it is hard to find. The treasure of Zora can turn people into fish. I'd love to see that. 309 13 1.028 116.76retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 72.17 72.17 February 4, 2021
40. #3640712 Who are you, huh? You came here to get the elevator key so you can access the computer room? Yeah, I thought so. Well then, you're gonna have to beat me to get it! And if you lose, your life is mine! You hear me? mine! So, what do you say? 239 13 1.027 91.25Emierin (emierin) 51.22 51.22 February 1, 2021
41. #3640733 Surprisingly, the Triforce created this world to fulfill Ganon's wish. What is Ganon's wish, you ask? It is to rule the entire cosmos! Don't you think it might be possible with the power of the Triforce behind you? 214 14 1.025 140.87police (styrofoam) 57.55 57.55 February 4, 2021
42. #4180016 Colors weave into a spire of flame. Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed. Bear this torch against the cold of the night. Search your soul and re-awaken the undying light! On that day, when the sky fell away, our world came to an end. In our rise did a fading sunrise in the dark, glimmering shadows. 306 22 1.021 130.29retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 75.34 75.34 January 31, 2021
43. #3640822 I bet he was referring to the four areas just outside town. There's one in each compass direction. But what do you suppose he meant by "the four who are there?" 160 10 1.020 62.86Poopiboi (poopimanboi) 43.74 43.74 January 29, 2021
44. #3640830 Lately, I've heard nothing but evil rumors about this Forsaken Fortress. You can't possibly mean to go there with nothing but that cheap little sword! That's not brave! It's stupid! I mean, come on! Even a simple little island like this has to have something you could use as a shield. You know, something to protect yourself with. Anything? 341 5 1.018 77.82Pengu (workman) (kevdragmas) 55.14 55.14 February 1, 2021
45. #3550639 The fairy Navi awakens Link from a nightmare in which he witnesses a man in black armor pursuing a young girl on horseback. Navi brings Link to the Great Deku Tree, who is cursed and near death. The Deku Tree tells Link a "wicked man of the desert" cursed him and seeks to conquer the world, and that Link must stop him. Before dying, the Great Deku Tree gives Link the Spiritual Stone of the Forest and sends him to Hyrule Castle to speak with Hyrule's princess. 463 2 1.018 118.76retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 111.41 111.41 March 14, 2023
46. #3640707 Looks like the entrance to the volcano, eh, old boy? Somewhere in that volcano are the treasures I'm looking for! I know it! The secrets of an ancient civilization! And yet... I can't find a way in... Bit of a sticky wicket, hm? But I shall not give up! A good explorer never stops gathering information. Let's go back to the village to look for clues. There must be a way in there. There simply must! Come now! 411 6 1.017 118.33retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 83.65 83.65 February 1, 2021
47. #3640736 I can't believe you caught me! With your speed it must have been easy to kidnap Zelda. You don't look like such a bad guy, though. Anyway, because you have such quick feet, it might be a good idea to run and bash into many things. For example, the trees in this village have many useful things hanging in their branches. Well, just try it, OK?! 344 5 1.017 50.55Will (will_stz) 44.93 44.93 February 2, 2021
48. #3640709 Dear Sushie, You followed Mario, didn't you? How are you doing? I never expected you'd go with him. I want to hear about you, Mario and everything else, so why don't you come to see me when you finish traveling? If you have a hard time climbing the tree, I'll come down for you. 278 8 1.017 135.15retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 58.95 58.95 February 2, 2021
49. #3641248 Oh, you're leaving... I always knew that one day, this day would come. I've always known we're so different, and I'm not sad, because you have a lot ahead of you. I want you to take this. Don't forget me. 204 19 1.015 124.66retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 71.06 71.06 January 31, 2021
50. #4180061 Hero of Hyrule, chosen by the sword that seals the darkness. You have shown unflinching bravery and skill in the face of darkness and adversity, and have proven yourself worthy of the blessings of the goddess Hylia. Whether skyward bound, adrift in time, or steeped in the glowing embers of twilight, the sacred blade is forever bound to the soul of the hero. 359 9 1.012 133.81police (styrofoam) 87.94 87.94 January 30, 2021
51. #3640743 No visitors allowed by decree of the Big Bob-omb. I shall never surrender my stars. They hold the power of the castle in their glow. They were a gift from Bowser, the King Koopa himself. They lie well hidden in my realm. Not a whisper of their whereabouts shall leave my lips. Oh, all right, perhaps just a hint: heed the Star names at the beginning of the course. 364 9 1.008 109.74retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 50.78 50.78 February 4, 2021
52. #3640723 It looks like your little adventure has reached its penultimate chapter. I suppose that means it's time for me to go look for real work... Whoa! I can't believe I just said that! No, seriously... I gotta find that treasure... 225 13 1.008 107.13retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 58.97 58.97 January 31, 2021
53. #3640726 Mario! I hate to bother you while you're resting, but I wanted to deliver this to you. You know what's really weird? I just saw a doll dressed in a blue cape walking towards the forest. A... walking doll? Yeah, sure pal! I think you need some help. Now SCRAM! 259 11 1.006 120.51retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 68.42 68.42 January 31, 2021
54. #3640838 I must apologize. I was in error. I saw your clothing and suddenly I felt a longing for an age gone by. That longing caused the ancient tongue to pass my lips. 159 14 1.005 132.79retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 57.57 57.57 February 2, 2021
55. #3640711 In Koopa Village, there lives a selfish village senior named Koopa Koot. This old Koopa Koot stops passers-by and asks them for favors. Or so I've heard, anyway. And yet, they say that even if you meet his requests, he gives you only one coin. But it's been rumored that every once in a while, he gives out something good. Who knows what he might have... 354 11 1.004 145.43police (styrofoam) 79.07 79.07 February 5, 2021
56. #3640704 Ah ha... So you cannot resist the temptation of my goods! I knew you would return! If you miss this chance, you'll never again find this item at such a low, low price. Right now - just for you - I'll let it go for a mere 64 coins. Do we have a deal or not? 256 21 1.003 119.28retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 58.42 58.42 January 29, 2021
57. #3640740 You're new here, aren't you? Did you come here looking for the Power Of Gold? Well, you're too late. It will obey only the first person who touches it. The man who last claimed the Power Of Gold wished for this world. It reflects his heart. Yes, I came here because of greed for the Golden Power, and look what happened to me. To restore the Golden Land, a person worthy of the Golden Power must defeat the man who created this place. Until that time, I am stuck in this bizarre shape. But what a mischievous thing to leave lying around... The Power Of Gold... Triforce... 572 4 1.003 111.07retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 96.51 96.51 February 4, 2021
58. #3640738 You, sir! Have you been going through life without one of my hold-anything bottles? Well step right up and make your life complete! I've got one on sale now for the low, low price of 100 Rupees! What do you say? Interested? 223 16 1.002 147.58police (styrofoam) 61.73 61.73 January 30, 2021
59. #3640821 The mask salesman said that if you got back the precious thing that was stolen from you, he could return you to normal! Did you completely forget or what? 154 7 1.000 82.18Krystian (imjustyuuki) 51.14 51.14 February 1, 2021
60. #3640839 So it is true. Then you have come here because you have need of the pearl of the goddess? I see. I knew there was a reason the monsters had begun to congregate in the regions around my wood. Now I understand it. He has returned. Ganon has returned. In that case, we must make haste. 282 6 1.000 96.64Joe (fusionguy_) 77.16 77.16 February 4, 2021
61. #4180647 While walking through the train, Luke and I encountered a lady by the name of Babette. This woman, large in both stature and character, was in a dreadful panic over her lost boy, Tom. It seems the child got away from her while she was distracted, leaving only a single tiny shoe behind. Where could a child that small have wandered off to? 339 10 0.993 138.47police (styrofoam) 78.45 78.45 January 29, 2021
62. #3640691 My current hot seller is the Hylian Shield, but it might be too big for you, kid. We moved here from the castle town. I know times are tough, but I hope you will be a steady customer for us! 190 15 0.992 120.27Morgan (morganwu) 72.78 72.78 January 30, 2021
63. #3640694 I don't mind talking to you using the Ocarina's magic, but I'd really like to talk to you face-to-face! The forest is connected to many places! If you can hear my song, you must be somewhere that is connected to the forest! I was so happy to hear that Mr. Darunia loved my song so much! I was even happier to find out that it helped you on your quest, Link! Tee hee hee! 370 6 0.988 123.64Megan (megy147) 92.03 92.03 February 3, 2021
64. #3640744 Good afternoon. The Lakitu Bros., here reporting live from just outside the Princess's castle. Mario has just arrived on the scene, and we'll be filming the action live as he enters the castle and pursues the missing Power Stars. As seasoned cameramen, we'll be shooting from the recommended angle. 298 10 0.986 114.51retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 62.42 62.42 January 29, 2021
65. #3640745 Am I glad to see you! The Princess... and I... and, well, everybody... we're all trapped inside the castle walls. Bowser has stolen the castle's Stars, and he's using their power to create his own world in the paintings and walls. Please recover the Power Stars! As you find them, you can use their power to open the doors that Bowser has sealed. There are four rooms on the first floor. Start in the one with the painting of Bob-omb inside. It's the only room that Bowser hasn't sealed. When you collect eight Power Stars, you'll be able to open the door with the big star. The Princess must be inside! 603 3 0.986 116.04retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 95.13 95.13 February 6, 2021
66. #3640845 By the way, boy, when you drew that sword of yours out of its pedestal, did you by chance notice how all the monsters frozen in time down there suddenly began stirring again? Do you understand precisely what that means? I highly doubt you do. Foolish child. While that sword is indeed the blade of evil's bane, at the same time, it has long played another role. You see, it is also a sort of key, a most wretched little key that has kept a seal on me and my magic intact! By withdrawing the blade, you have broken that seal. 524 5 0.982 134.56police (styrofoam) 82.24 82.24 January 31, 2021
67. #3640695 Where are you, Link? Are you looking for a temple? I once heard a mysterious bird say, "Go, young man. Go to the Desert Goddess with an ocarina." Do you have any idea what he may have meant by this? 198 15 0.982 102.97retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 50.07 50.07 February 3, 2021
68. #3640724 Hey! THAT'S the wallet the crocodile swiped from me! Can I have it back? Thank you so much! Here, I'll give you this as a reward. Go on now, take it. 149 10 0.980 91.03FlamingPhoenix40 (thedoctor40) 42.68 42.68 February 3, 2021
69. #3640722 That's the engineer of the Excess Express. Talk about a dream job for kids! But just saying you drive a train doesn't make you cool. You gotta LOVE the job! I mean, we're talking about a train, here. That's some serious responsibility! 235 10 0.979 124.31retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 67.13 67.13 February 6, 2021
70. #3640700 Today... I'm going to tell the story of "Star Spirits and Good Wishes." Far, far away, beyond the sky, way above the clouds, it's been said that there's a haven where the Stars live. In the sanctuary of Star Haven there rests a fabled treasure called the Star Rod, which has the power to grant all wishes. Using this wondrous Star Rod, the seven revered Star Spirits watched over our peaceful world carefully... very carefully. And then... Oh dear... What the...? Who stuck that weird thing into this story? 507 4 0.977 127.88retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 86.34 86.34 February 17, 2021
71. #3550941 Hello, Link. Wake up. The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you! Link, get up! Hey, c'mon! Can Hyrule's destiny really depend on such a lazy boy? You finally woke up! I'm Navi the fairy. The Great Deku Tree asked me to be your partner from now on. Nice to meet you! 264 23 0.971 114.65retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 51.15 51.15 February 1, 2021
72. #3640837 I'm telling you that you've got a problem. And you do. Don't give me that stupefied look! It makes you look like you oughta be in diapers! Just listen, OK? I'm here to teach you what I know about this island. 208 15 0.965 119.56retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 57.80 57.80 February 1, 2021
73. #3640714 I should really apologize for making you run all around looking for me like that. I certainly would understand if you were upset about it. 138 18 0.964 157.76 (zambricks) 96.55 96.55 January 29, 2021
74. #3640697 R.I.P. Here lie the souls of those who swore fealty to the Royal Family of Hyrule. The Sheikah, guardians of the Royal Family and founders of Kakariko, watch over these spirits in their eternal slumber. 202 17 0.958 109.10retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 50.68 50.68 February 1, 2021
75. #3640705 By the way, I heard a rumor that Princess Peach was kidnapped recently. I hope she's OK... How many times has she been kidnapped in her life, anyway? Seems like a lot. 167 13 0.956 81.89hungter (ranga331) 44.36 44.36 February 1, 2021
76. #3640719 What a creepy pile of bones. I mean, they're ALL creepy, but this one's SUPER-creepy! I don't really feel like taking a look at it, but if we don't, we'll never get farther... 175 14 0.952 146.55police (styrofoam) 58.97 58.97 February 5, 2021
77. #4180753 Well, if it isn't the man of the hour... You're late. I've been waiting for you FOREVER, mister! I was beginning to think you'd stood me up. I thought to myself, "Wendy, is Mario ever going to show up?" And then I dozed off. Anyway, Mr. Bowser sent me to stop you from getting your grubby little mitts on this Big Paint Star. And now that I've gotten some peaceful rest, it's time to help you rest in peace! 407 6 0.952 131.37police (styrofoam) 79.49 79.49 January 31, 2021
78. #3640696 If all six Sages come together, we can imprison Ganondorf, the King of Evil, in the Sacred Realm. But, in order to make a perfect seal, we need the seventh Sage. Someone you know must be that Sage, Link... From now on, you must travel between past and future to awaken the remaining Sages! 289 11 0.948 84.46Megan (megy147) 61.30 61.30 February 1, 2021
79. #3640842 If you wish to see Jabun, I think you'd better search for the pirates on Windfall Island. What an eerie isle this is. Everywhere else boasts clear skies and calm seas, but this place suffers under dark clouds and rain. Valoo must have been right when he asked me to bring word of Jabun to you. He called this island cursed. I would counsel against staying here longer than you have to. But that is your decision. I have told you of Jabun, so my task is complete! 462 4 0.947 116.15retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 82.63 82.63 January 31, 2021
80. #3640692 Hey, boy! You're a messenger of the Royal Family, aren't you? Next time you're in their neighborhood, you should drop in on a friend of mine who lives by Hyrule Castle. She'll surely grant you another new power! 211 15 0.944 115.44retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 60.33 60.33 January 30, 2021
81. #3640741 Whoa, pal, you aren't trying to cheat, are you? Now, I know that you know better. You're disqualified! Next time, play fair! 124 26 0.936 147.87 (zambricks) 86.40 86.40 January 31, 2021
82. #3640717 "It's a little warm," Luigi muttered, the sweat dripping from his brow as he followed the compass up Rumblebump Volcano's side. "Must... find ...the... secret... grotto." While Luigi had guts to spare, he did need a guide, and he found one in Blooey, a Blooper he met in town. Brave Blooey joined Luigi and instantly proved to be invaluable. With his aid, Luigi bested a savage statue that protected the treasure. 413 5 0.933 113.34retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 53.43 53.43 February 1, 2021
83. #3640727 I never imagined a boy like you could give me so much trouble. It's unbelievable that you defeated my alter ego, Agahnim the Dark Wizard, twice! But I will never give you the Triforce. I will destroy you and make my wish to conquer both Light and Dark Worlds come true without delay. 283 16 0.928 137.57matt (ssandman) 65.74 65.74 January 29, 2021
84. #3640742 Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops... worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars! What?! There are 120 in all? Amazing! There were some in the castle that I missed?! Now I see peace returning to the world... Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch - I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. 357 8 0.927 78.56adam (adamswan) 50.78 50.78 February 6, 2021
85. #3640699 First of all, let me introduce myself. I'm Nabooru of the Gerudo. I'm a lone wolf thief. But don't get me wrong! Though we're both thieves, I'm completely different from Ganondorf. With his followers, he stole from women and children, and he even killed people! A kid like you may not know this, but the Gerudo race consists only of women. Only one man is born every hundred years... Even though our laws say that lone male Gerudo must become King of the Gerudo, I'll never bow to such an evil man! By the way, what is your name, kid? Link?! What kind of name is that? Well...anyway... 585 5 0.927 124.69retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 71.01 71.01 February 5, 2021
86. #3640729 I sense that a mighty evil force guides the wizard's actions and augments his magical power. The only weapon potent enough to defeat the wizard is the legendary Master Sword. It is said that the village elder is a descendant of one of the seven wise men. Maybe he can tell you more. I will mark his house on your map. But watch your every move! I am certain that the castle soldiers will be looking for you now! I will hide Princess Zelda here. Do not worry! Seek the elder! 474 4 0.923 107.63retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 80.92 80.92 February 3, 2021
87. #3640690 Okay! This is a game for grownups! Hyrule's famous Shooting Gallery! Take aim at the targets from that platform over there! Can you hit ten targets? You get fifteen shots! 171 10 0.917 77.64Kevin (kevintyperacer) 46.93 46.93 January 31, 2021
88. #3551791 What a flowery harangue! Men are beasts! Nothing more! We fight! We kill! We devour our prey! Beasts do not stand behind beasts, little prince... They use each other only so long as it suits their own selfish purpose! 217 7 0.906 111.80retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 74.85 74.85 February 3, 2021
89. #4350700 None know if our temple, the Cradle, will prove powerful enough to contain this evil forever. How can we Chozo hope for it to remain intact when that which it guards writhes in the darkness, growing always stronger? The fate of this world rests with the gathering of Artifacts we call the Cipher, but even it is not all-powerful. It is strong, yes; an enchanted whole made of twelve links. Still, it is finite in its reach, and we who guard it are slowly succumbing. When our vigilance crumbles away into madness, the Cipher will be exposed and the fate of Tallon IV will be beyond our influence. 596 4 0.897 102.47retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 71.91 71.91 January 30, 2021
90. #3640730 Yes, it was Link who helped me escape from the dungeon! When I was captive the wizard said, "Once I have finished with you, the final one, the seal of the wise men will open." 175 8 0.892 90.44Kevin (kevintyperacer) 54.00 54.00 January 31, 2021
91. #3640698 I was afraid you were going to forget about me! Now I'm free! Thanks! I'm Shiro the carpenter. For rescuing me, I'll tell you something interesting about the desert that I overheard the Gerudos talking about. They said, "In order to cross the Haunted Wasteland, you'll need the 'eye of truth.' The Colossus is on the far side of the wasteland..." 346 5 0.876 104.92retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 62.06 62.06 February 4, 2021
92. #3550939 Smash through the blocks that bar your way, yeah. No time for fear, just let it all fall away (it all fall away). Nobody believes in me and you, just look at the way they stare. So what if we live in a walled garden. As long as I've got you then I don't care. Kick up the wall, and take the plunge, shiftin' through two dimensions. Up on the moon, we'll twirl and swoon. Just lead the way (I'll follow you) I'll put my hat in the ring, 'cause you're the one. A miracle in three dimensions. Follow the brick path straight to my heart. And we'll grab the flag together, the fireworks are gonna start. 598 1 0.866 100.98retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 100.98 100.98 April 22, 2023
93. #4350247 This time it's a fierce action-packed battle to free the land of Subcon from the curse of the evil Wart. It's up to you, along with Mario, Luigi, Toad and the Princess, to fight your way through bizarre multi-level worlds and find him! This time you've got a brand new kind of power - plucking power - and now anything you find can be a weapon. But beware! You've never seen creatures like this! Shyguys and Tweeters! Ninji and Beezos! And you've never had an adventure like this! Only cunning and speed can save you now... 523 4 0.863 79.51Brick (botfish) 65.24 65.24 January 29, 2021
94. #3640718 The second Luigi saw Plumpbelly Village, he knew something was amiss. All was woe, and Luigi soon learned the reason why from the mayor. The town was at the mercy of a sinister serpent, who demanded sacrificial lasses. Burning with indignation, Luigi formed a team of liberators. A fierce Bob-omb warrior named Jerry joined his crew and chose, not surprisingly, to stick with Luigi for the duration of his quest for Eclair. Fortified by his allies, Luigi strode on into the lair of the beast, a foul, two-headed snake. No time to think! Luigi sprang forth! Twin heads snapped at his heels, fangs dripping venom! Then, as one mouth gaped wide to swallow Luigi, the other crept behind... 685 2 0.861 100.48retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 94.67 94.67 May 13, 2022
95. #3640732 Three or four generations ago, an order of knights protected the royalty of the Hylia. These Knights of Hyrule were also guardians of the Pendant of Courage. Unfortunately, most of them were destroyed in the great war against evil that took place when the seven wise men created their seal. Among the descendants of the Knights of Hyrule a hero must appear. 357 2 0.860 109.02retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 87.06 87.06 February 6, 2021
96. #3640706 Yo, what's up? Thanks for waking me up. This island's so nice, isn't it? It's the perfect place for napping. Perfect temperature. I'm a Bub-ulb. My job is to fill this world with flowers. Nice, huh? I want you to take this seed. ...Or rather, that's what I want to say to you. Unfortunately, the seed isn't quite ready yet. Don't worry, though. It'll be ready anytime now. Waiting in such a warm, comfy place can't be all bad, right? Come grab the seed later. I'm pretty generous, so I'll be here giving stuff to people. 520 2 0.000 89.30OneVlaOrchestra (onevlaorch... 81.87 81.87 February 1, 2021
97. #3640832 This is actually a bit embarrassing for me to admit, but although I am a boat that possesses the power of speech. I possess no sail. And a boat with no sail can sail no seas. I have brought you far to the east of the dark gaze of the Forsaken Fortress. On this island is a town of merchants who deal with a wide variety of goods. If you search hard enough, surely you can find one who will sell you a sail. I am sorry to ask this of you, but without a sail, I will be useless to you. 483 5 0.000 89.19Brick (botfish) 67.85 67.85 February 2, 2021
98. #3640840 Once upon a time, long ago, the Koroks took on human forms, but when they came to live on the sea, they took these shapes. Now they fear people... but to me, they will ever be my cherished little children. As it happens, you have come just in time for a ceremony that the Koroks hold but once ever year. It is about to begin. I shall grant the pearl to you once their ceremony is complete. I must apologize for the brief delay, but if the ceremony is not completed soon, an ill fate could befall us. 499 1 0.000 58.68Relaxing (relaxingstorm) 58.68 58.68 February 5, 2021
99. #3640703 I had a dream last night, and another oracle spoke to me. Its voice was heavenly... "If you keep going around and around the red palm tree in the distant desert town Dry Dry Outpost something good will happen." So said the voice in my dream. It doesn't seem to make any sense at all to me. In fact, thinking about it makes me so uneasy that I can't sleep at night. If you find out what it means, please tell me. 411 1 0.000 45.86tstats[driftveil] (driftveil) 45.86 45.86 February 11, 2021