Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#3810174 |
From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the point of surrender to the burden of proof. From the point of ignition to the final drive. The point of the journey is not to arrive. Anything can happen. |
213 |
2 |
1.358 |
147.75 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
117.67 |
117.67 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 2. |
#3810351 |
Don't tell me my father was wrong. Let me tell you something, a father who made you is wrong? A father, the breadwinner of the house there? The man who goes out and busts his butt to keep a roof over your head and clothes on your back you call him wrong? |
254 |
1 |
1.308 |
105.19 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
105.19 |
105.19 |
March 30, 2021 |
| 3. |
#3811250 |
To the extent that experience is the sum of our memories and wisdom the sum of experience, having a better memory would mean knowing not only more about the world, but also more about myself. |
191 |
1 |
1.307 |
142.17 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
142.17 |
142.17 |
April 22, 2023 |
| 4. |
#3811292 |
I'm particular about cake. And I have to say it's been my experience that men buy better cake than women. I've found that women tend to get these yogurt-frosted low-cal things laced with a rum and fruit concoction that make eating cake into something you do to be polite. So that's why I was asking what kind of cake you were planning on getting to celebrate Isaac returning from vacation. |
389 |
1 |
1.231 |
107.10 — Userzin (userzin) |
107.10 |
107.10 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 5. |
#3810494 |
The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too well. You became unable to express any anger at all. From that point on, any time you felt angry, you could only respond with a string of nonsensical jabbering. |
219 |
1 |
1.226 |
133.39 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
133.39 |
133.39 |
February 18, 2023 |
| 6. |
#3811464 |
If you talk to these extraordinary people, you find that they all understand this at one level or another. They may be unfamiliar with the concept of cognitive adaptability, but they seldom buy into the idea that they have reached the peak of their fields because they were the lucky winners of some genetic lottery. They know what is required to develop the extraordinary skills that they possess because they have experienced it firsthand. |
441 |
1 |
1.221 |
106.26 — Userzin (userzin) |
106.26 |
106.26 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 7. |
#3811385 |
Well, you see, that's another reason I can't help you catch this guy. I might adversely affect the fate of the future. I mean his next victim might be the mother of the daughter whose son invents the time machine. Then the son goes back in time and changes world history and then Columbus never discovers America, man never lands on the moon, the U.S. never invades Grenada. Or something less significant resulting in the fact that my father never meets my mother and consequently I'm never born. |
496 |
1 |
1.221 |
132.79 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
132.79 |
132.79 |
November 16, 2023 |
| 8. |
#3810547 |
My name is Harvey Pekar - that's an unusual name - Harvey Pekar. 1960 was the year I got my first apartment and my first phone book. Now imagine my surprise when I looked up my name and saw that in addition to me, another Harvey Pekar was listed. |
246 |
1 |
1.193 |
129.80 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
129.80 |
129.80 |
November 6, 2023 |
| 9. |
#3811326 |
You said I sounded a bit callous in my last letter, Dad. Let me see if I can put things in a better way. At this particular Mobile Army Hospital we are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We care only about getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to put on the fine touches. We work fast and we're not dainty. We try to play par surgery on this course. Par is a live patient. |
420 |
1 |
1.190 |
103.56 — Userzin (userzin) |
103.56 |
103.56 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 10. |
#3811028 |
We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. We can have them chasing a new trend every week. And that is good for the economy. And what's good for the economy is good for the country. |
193 |
1 |
1.189 |
80.99 — idk man (ithatme) |
80.99 |
80.99 |
October 7, 2022 |
| 11. |
#3810700 |
It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change. |
279 |
2 |
1.189 |
126.93 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
114.77 |
114.77 |
April 27, 2017 |
| 12. |
#3811172 |
One day it dawns on you that you're starting to get old. Then it dawns on you that you are old. Then it dawns on you that every second that ticks by is just another inch that you've dragged your carcass towards your own cold grave. Then one day stuff stops dawning on you 'cause you died. |
288 |
1 |
1.183 |
176.56 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
176.56 |
176.56 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 13. |
#3810098 |
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but I know one thing and that's I love you. |
170 |
1 |
1.177 |
89.82 — Rusty (saddled) |
89.82 |
89.82 |
March 18, 2021 |
| 14. |
#3810030 |
Space travel makes you realize just how small you really are. When you see Earth as a tiny blue speck in the infinite reaches of space, you have to wonder about the mysteries of creation. Surely we're all part of some great design, no more or less important than anything else in the universe. Surely everything fits together and has a purpose, a reason for being. Doesn't it make you wonder? |
392 |
3 |
1.168 |
151.33 — beat me if u can ; (bblaise) |
136.71 |
136.71 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 15. |
#3811455 |
Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short intervals, not having had time to acquire any new value for each other. We meet at meals three times a day, and give each other a new taste of that old musty cheese that we are. |
230 |
1 |
1.166 |
83.69 — DustySheep (smowbog) |
83.69 |
83.69 |
September 12, 2021 |
| 16. |
#3811305 |
I can love you both for different reasons. Woody, I can love you because you're generous, kind, and strong, and Clifford, I can love you because I'm your biological mother and nature dictates there be a bond. |
208 |
3 |
1.166 |
115.63 — (joaquim091vasco) |
106.91 |
106.91 |
June 29, 2019 |
| 17. |
#3810059 |
If you worship money and things, if they are where you tap real meaning in life, then you will never have enough, never feel you have enough. It's the truth. Worship your body and beauty and sexual allure and you will always feel ugly. And when time and age start showing, you will die a million deaths before they finally grieve you. |
334 |
4 |
1.163 |
200.12 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
166.90 |
166.90 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 18. |
#3811096 |
It's hard to believe that twenty years ago there were no personal computers. Now it's the third largest industry in the world, somewhere between energy production and illegal drugs, but the most amazing thing of all is that it happened by accident because a bunch of disenfranchised nerds wanted to impress their friends. |
321 |
2 |
1.150 |
97.46 — BEing VinCI (ppubalo) |
92.37 |
92.37 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 19. |
#3810433 |
Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a present and she tells you where to put it, how to use it, what it costs - for insurance purposes of course - and God forbid you should have a different opinion or you don't think it works in the space or you just get tired of waking up every morning with those horrifying animals staring at you! |
356 |
1 |
1.146 |
104.80 — (joaquim091vasco) |
104.80 |
104.80 |
December 30, 2021 |
| 20. |
#3811343 |
Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. Everyday life can provide honor and valor. Let's hope that from now on this country can find its heroes in smaller places. In the most ordinary of deeds. |
213 |
1 |
1.146 |
104.61 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
104.61 |
104.61 |
June 8, 2017 |
| 21. |
#3810347 |
Why are you asking me so many questions? So there's a little boy in the room. Is there anything wrong with having a little boy in the room? Is there a law against having a little boy in the room? It's nice having a little boy in the room. And if you want me to answer any more questions, don't ask me! |
301 |
5 |
1.145 |
220.61 — Kathy (florentine) |
156.73 |
156.73 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 22. |
#3811050 |
So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me and suddenly we would be furiously making out with the fire of a thousand suns. But this isn't a touching romantic story. |
218 |
1 |
1.142 |
85.34 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
85.34 |
85.34 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 23. |
#3810021 |
I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. |
118 |
1 |
1.141 |
112.51 — wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) |
112.51 |
112.51 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 24. |
#3810032 |
That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place and, like, hurt. That you will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realize how seldom they do. That there is such a thing as raw, unalloyed, agendaless kindness. That it is possible to fall asleep during an anxiety attack. That concentrating on anything is very hard work. |
365 |
2 |
1.139 |
196.19 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
153.38 |
153.38 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 25. |
#3810058 |
Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. |
244 |
3 |
1.136 |
192.61 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
179.93 |
179.93 |
April 10, 2017 |
| 26. |
#3810106 |
Never seen her glowing all that bright she's throwing like some aurora from her head it's growing. Reaching to the ground and all around like a Navajo blanket. Never heard her singing. Now she's gently ringing like copper wind chimes. What on earth is bringing up this stream? The cat who got the cream is licking her lips and smiling like her Cheshire cousin. She claims she's found a way to make her own light. All you do is smile, you banish the night. |
455 |
6 |
1.132 |
197.34 — Kathy (florentine) |
153.25 |
153.25 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 27. |
#3810381 |
It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well. |
264 |
1 |
1.130 |
191.65 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
191.65 |
191.65 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 28. |
#3811412 |
There could be whole antiworlds and antipeople made out of antiparticles. However, if you meet your antiself, don't shake hands! You would both vanish in a great flash of light. |
177 |
1 |
1.130 |
84.46 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
84.46 |
84.46 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 29. |
#3810189 |
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers 'cause it's always been the same old scene. There's a new band in town, but you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine aimed at your average teen. |
204 |
1 |
1.130 |
103.14 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
103.14 |
103.14 |
May 23, 2017 |
| 30. |
#3810217 |
If you knew how to run a business he'd still have a job and he wouldn't be leaving. Now I don't have Mark, I don't have college, I don't have anything! You blew it, Dad! You blew it for everyone in this family! |
210 |
2 |
1.128 |
191.31 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.73 |
177.73 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 31. |
#3810348 |
The country's got to produce more goods. Then we've got to have a little more unemployment. So when we have more goods to buy, and less people who can afford to buy the goods, then the prices will come down. |
207 |
8 |
1.128 |
194.38 — Kathy (florentine) |
151.12 |
151.12 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 32. |
#3810384 |
From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on the office floor, bounded once across the office, and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. |
261 |
1 |
1.126 |
139.40 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
139.40 |
139.40 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 33. |
#3810878 |
This little droid. I think he's searching for his former master. I've never seen such devotion in a droid before. Ah, he claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what he's talking about? |
232 |
1 |
1.123 |
60.78 — Potato Princess (pqosmorf) |
60.78 |
60.78 |
August 11, 2017 |
| 34. |
#3810175 |
Living in the limelight, the universal dream for those who wish to seem. Those who wish to be must put aside the alienation, get on with the fascination, the real relation, the underlying theme. |
194 |
2 |
1.122 |
158.80 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
143.55 |
143.55 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 35. |
#3811056 |
I don't know if I will have the time to write any more letters because I might be too busy trying to participate. So if this does end up being the last letter, I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school, and you helped me. Even if you didn't know what I was talking about or know someone who's gone through it, you made me not feel alone. |
374 |
2 |
1.119 |
130.72 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
110.47 |
110.47 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 36. |
#3810295 |
We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find. He'll have to sit and watch them all and we'll monitor his mind. Now keep in mind Joel can't control when the movies begin or end because he used those special parts to make his robot friends. |
245 |
4 |
1.118 |
209.61 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
159.13 |
159.13 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 37. |
#3811080 |
Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine. |
105 |
1 |
1.117 |
141.26 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
141.26 |
141.26 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 38. |
#3810278 |
Dear Angela, I know in the past I've caused you pain and I'm sorry. And I'll always be sorry 'til the day I die. And I hate this pen I'm holding because I should be holding you. I hate this paper under my hand because it isn't you. I even hate this letter because it's not the whole truth. Because the whole truth is so much more than a letter can even say. If you want to hate me, go ahead. If you want to burn this letter, do it. You could burn the whole world down. You could tell me to go to hell; I'd go, if you wanted me to. And I'd send you a letter from there. Sincerely, Jordan Catalano. |
596 |
1 |
1.115 |
192.38 — Kathy (florentine) |
192.38 |
192.38 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 39. |
#3810130 |
Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old. Self-appointed judges judge more than they have sold. If she floats then she is not a witch like we had thought. A down payment on another one at Salem's lot. |
214 |
1 |
1.114 |
121.14 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
121.14 |
121.14 |
September 28, 2022 |
| 40. |
#3811356 |
One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energies, maybe even the atom... energies that could ultimately hurl us to other worlds in... in some sort of spaceship. And the men that reach out into space will be able to find ways to feed the hungry millions of the world and to cure their diseases. They will be able to find a way to give each man hope and a common future. And those are the days worth living for. |
429 |
1 |
1.114 |
140.82 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
140.82 |
140.82 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 41. |
#3811197 |
Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true; you're a pal and a confidant, and if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend." |
284 |
1 |
1.112 |
118.14 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
118.14 |
118.14 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 42. |
#3810142 |
Through these fields of destruction, baptisms of fire, I've witnessed your suffering as the battle raged higher. And though they did hurt me so bad in the fear and alarm you did not desert me, my brothers in arms. |
213 |
1 |
1.112 |
188.51 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
188.51 |
188.51 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 43. |
#3810029 |
I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in sports. Somebody's always yelling at you, telling you where to be, what to do, and when to do it. I figure when I want THAT, I'll join the army and at least get paid. |
227 |
4 |
1.112 |
202.89 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
173.79 |
173.79 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 44. |
#3810550 |
You know, you go to thrift shops and you go to garage sales because you think you're going to find something that's, you know, real rare. And most of the time, it's a total waste of time, but once in a while, you'll, you'll come up with something that'll whet your appetite. |
274 |
1 |
1.110 |
188.24 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
188.24 |
188.24 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 45. |
#3810101 |
If depth of feeling is a currency then I'm the man who grew the money tree. Some of your friends are too brainy to see that they're paupers and that's how they'll stay. Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel prizes that I've never won and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but I know one thing, and that's I love you. |
342 |
2 |
1.110 |
145.32 — beat me if u can ; (bblaise) |
140.93 |
140.93 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 46. |
#3810678 |
Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you could always use a little more, right? I mean, who couldn't? But you wanna know something? I got the feeling you ain't got any. Am I right or am I right? |
210 |
1 |
1.108 |
120.53 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
120.53 |
120.53 |
February 13, 2023 |
| 47. |
#3810087 |
I went to a party at the local county jail; all the cons were dancing, and the band began to wail. But the guys were indiscreet; they were brawling in the street. At the local dance; at the local county jail. |
208 |
4 |
1.105 |
200.18 — Kathy (florentine) |
165.77 |
165.77 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 48. |
#3810646 |
It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. |
210 |
1 |
1.105 |
90.95 — jack (suckyourmum2021) |
90.95 |
90.95 |
June 22, 2023 |
| 49. |
#3810986 |
The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure." |
305 |
1 |
1.104 |
93.57 — BEing VinCI (ppubalo) |
93.57 |
93.57 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 50. |
#3810528 |
This gentleman has been standing alone against us. Now, he doesn't say that the boy is not guilty; he just isn't sure. Well, it's not easy to stand alone against the ridicule of others, so he gambled for support... and I gave it to him. I respect his motives. The boy is probably guilty, but - eh, I want to hear more. Right now the vote is 10 to 2... |
351 |
2 |
1.104 |
124.84 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
108.57 |
108.57 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 51. |
#3810001 |
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. |
242 |
5 |
1.104 |
185.82 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
150.23 |
150.23 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 52. |
#3810316 |
Acting out is getting your nose pierced. Nearly dying in a pool of your own vomit goes a little deeper than that. |
113 |
3 |
1.103 |
208.07 — Kathy (florentine) |
152.75 |
152.75 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 53. |
#3810134 |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid. It's so relaxing to hear you're asking wherever you get your way. It's so soothing to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to sound the same. I miss the comfort in being sad. |
250 |
3 |
1.103 |
200.16 — Kathy (florentine) |
168.78 |
168.78 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 54. |
#3810605 |
Don't you know what it means to me to be a Marine, Dad? Ever since I was a kid I've wanted this - I've wanted to serve my country - and I want to go. I want to go to Vietnam and I'll die there if I have to. |
206 |
1 |
1.103 |
100.19 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
100.19 |
100.19 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 55. |
#3810172 |
Summer's going fast, nights growing colder. Children growing up, old friends growing older. Freeze this moment a little bit longer. Make each sensation a little bit stronger. Experience slips away. Experience slips away. The innocence slips away. |
246 |
2 |
1.100 |
186.52 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
168.32 |
168.32 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 56. |
#3810690 |
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing... |
158 |
1 |
1.098 |
74.81 — idk man (ithatme) |
74.81 |
74.81 |
October 8, 2022 |
| 57. |
#3811106 |
In a business like this the people with the power are the ones that have the understanding of what's going on, not necessarily the ones on top. |
143 |
1 |
1.097 |
151.48 — police (styrofoam) |
151.48 |
151.48 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 58. |
#3810935 |
Now, I'm going to give you three simple rules. First, trust no one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally. Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter is to be fired upon. Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions afterward. |
295 |
1 |
1.097 |
186.03 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
186.03 |
186.03 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 59. |
#3810516 |
I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's all, it's all for nothing. I know the barricades and I know the mortar in the wall breaks. I recognize the weapons, I used them well. This is my mistake. Let me make it good. I raised the wall and I will be the one to knock it down. |
293 |
1 |
1.097 |
186.02 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
186.02 |
186.02 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 60. |
#3811094 |
This is a modern day startup but at heart it is no different from PC pioneers like Apple or Microsoft: nerds who share a dream. Their hobby is their business and the culture they've created is identical to that of a thousand other technology companies. First, they dump the idea of 9 to 5. In this industry, you can work any 80 hours per week you like. |
352 |
1 |
1.097 |
88.16 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
88.16 |
88.16 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 61. |
#3810865 |
Finally the press is interested again in Bela Lugosi. There is no such thing as bad press, Eddie. Man from New York even said he was going to put me on the front page - first celebrity ever to check into rehab. |
210 |
1 |
1.093 |
99.35 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
99.35 |
99.35 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 62. |
#3810698 |
You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. |
451 |
1 |
1.093 |
118.86 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
118.86 |
118.86 |
April 16, 2023 |
| 63. |
#3810876 |
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. |
224 |
1 |
1.091 |
99.12 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
99.12 |
99.12 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 64. |
#3810111 |
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but I feel that I should be heard loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God. |
256 |
1 |
1.089 |
184.59 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
184.59 |
184.59 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 65. |
#3810954 |
My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sentence I read once and I say it over to comfort myself in these times that try the soul. |
147 |
1 |
1.088 |
71.61 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
71.61 |
71.61 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 66. |
#3810184 |
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of paintings from Sears. A big waterbed that they bought with the bread they had saved for a couple of years. They started to fight when the money got tight and they just didn't count on the tears. |
254 |
1 |
1.087 |
74.06 — idk man (ithatme) |
74.06 |
74.06 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 67. |
#3811129 |
My life's work is teaching. And I believed that if you boys won that science fair, got scholarships, went off and did something great with your lives, somehow my life would have counted for something, Homer. You know what? Sometimes you really can't listen to what anybody else says. You just gotta listen inside. You're not supposed to end up in those mines. You know why? 'Cause I think you made other plans. I want you to know something. I'm proud of you. |
458 |
1 |
1.087 |
114.46 — Christian (cslarsen) |
114.46 |
114.46 |
May 18, 2017 |
| 68. |
#3811034 |
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. |
164 |
1 |
1.086 |
71.50 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
71.50 |
71.50 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 69. |
#3810789 |
Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians! How clear we make it. Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war: not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other thing. |
319 |
1 |
1.085 |
81.09 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
81.09 |
81.09 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 70. |
#3810589 |
Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don't look at any of my friends. And you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. So you just stick to the things you know: shopping, nail polish, your father's BMW, and your poor, rich drunk mother in the Caribbean. |
312 |
1 |
1.084 |
71.91 — No (bambusnippel) |
71.91 |
71.91 |
August 20, 2017 |
| 71. |
#3811035 |
I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself? |
135 |
1 |
1.083 |
149.45 — police (styrofoam) |
149.45 |
149.45 |
February 1, 2019 |
| 72. |
#3811214 |
Cordelia, I have at least three lives to contend with, none of which really mesh. It's kind of like oil and water and a third unmeshable thing. |
143 |
1 |
1.080 |
71.32 — horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) |
71.32 |
71.32 |
May 14, 2021 |
| 73. |
#3810858 |
When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle, and yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kinda human if I only had a heart. |
159 |
1 |
1.079 |
94.71 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
94.71 |
94.71 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 74. |
#3810974 |
Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them doesn't mean we need them to be happy. |
213 |
1 |
1.079 |
73.50 — idk man (ithatme) |
73.50 |
73.50 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 75. |
#3810012 |
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the very long term, I know which will make better memories. |
215 |
5 |
1.079 |
206.17 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
158.71 |
158.71 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 76. |
#3811370 |
Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a human voice will speak for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that voice. |
235 |
1 |
1.078 |
77.35 — DustySheep (smowbog) |
77.35 |
77.35 |
September 12, 2021 |
| 77. |
#3811228 |
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those who open many eyes. Eyes are the mirror of the soul, someone has said. So we look closely at the eyes to see the nature of the soul. Sometimes when we see the eyes - those horrible times when we see the eyes, eyes that, that have no soul - then we know a darkness, then we wonder: where is the beauty? There is none if the eyes are soulless. |
399 |
1 |
1.078 |
94.85 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
94.85 |
94.85 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 78. |
#3810844 |
We think it is time that you recognized that you are masters in someone else's home. Despite the best intentions of the best of you, you must, in the nature of things, humiliate us to control us. General Dyer is but an extreme example of the principle... it is time you left. |
275 |
1 |
1.078 |
74.68 — djackallstar (djackallstar) |
74.68 |
74.68 |
August 1, 2021 |
| 79. |
#3811101 |
Most of the people in the industry were young because the guys who had any real experience were too smart to get involved in all these crazy little machines. |
157 |
1 |
1.076 |
68.97 — Jellycode (jellycode) |
68.97 |
68.97 |
August 17, 2017 |
| 80. |
#3810832 |
I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did you work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will. |
342 |
1 |
1.075 |
142.12 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
142.12 |
142.12 |
July 12, 2019 |
| 81. |
#3810018 |
Fine art is dead, Hobbes. Nobody understands it. Nobody likes it. Nobody sees it. It's irrelevant in today's culture. If you want to influence people, POPULAR art is the way to go. Mass market commercial art is the future. Besides, it's the only way to make serious money and that's what's important about being an artist. |
322 |
2 |
1.075 |
181.77 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
160.79 |
160.79 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 82. |
#3810230 |
Foolish boy. Oho, you know nothing of my powers, do you? See, I'm not just some royal pain in your butt anymore. I'm your mother-in-law. You think I've made your life difficult so far? Well now I'm family, and you've seen the way I treat my family. |
248 |
1 |
1.075 |
182.22 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
182.22 |
182.22 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 83. |
#3811067 |
According to Heraclitus, we cannot step into the same river twice. To put it another way, an opportunity lost stays lost forever. While I agree with the spirit of that saying, I have found that there are times when exceptions are granted. When Elizabeth returned from England and her marriage had ended, the waters we found ourselves in were as swimmingly lovely as when we first met. But if time made concessions for love, it made none for death. |
447 |
1 |
1.075 |
116.90 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
116.90 |
116.90 |
June 12, 2023 |
| 84. |
#3810176 |
Living in a fish eye lens caught in the camera eye I have no heart to lie. I can't pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend. All the world's indeed a stage and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage. |
261 |
1 |
1.070 |
181.46 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
181.46 |
181.46 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 85. |
#3810687 |
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where? |
236 |
1 |
1.070 |
70.46 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
70.46 |
70.46 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 86. |
#3810620 |
There'll always be the argument that video games are meant to be played for fun. Believe me, some of it's a lot of fun. Video games are meant to be played at home, relaxing on a couch amongst friends. And they are, and that's fun. But competitive gaming, when you wanna attach your name to a world record, when you want your name written into history, you have to pay the price. |
378 |
2 |
1.070 |
151.26 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
112.50 |
112.50 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 87. |
#3810863 |
A heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much you are loved by others. |
83 |
1 |
1.070 |
63.34 — BlockUnivercity1448 (amnii) |
63.34 |
63.34 |
February 23, 2022 |
| 88. |
#3810060 |
"Learning how to think" really means learning how to exercise some control over how and what you think. It means being conscious and aware enough to choose what you pay attention to and to choose how you construct meaning from experience. Because if you cannot or will not exercise this kind of choice in adult life, you will be totally hosed. |
343 |
2 |
1.069 |
186.21 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
145.19 |
145.19 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 89. |
#3810642 |
And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with a chain of very successful yogurt shops. When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish. You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to fourteen trout? |
342 |
1 |
1.068 |
181.08 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
181.08 |
181.08 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 90. |
#3810280 |
No catch. If you don't want to be here, go. I'm not gonna stop you. Well, you know, there is just, you know, one catch. We will be discussing you in your absence, but you know, if you don't mind that... |
202 |
4 |
1.066 |
183.86 — Kathy (florentine) |
151.30 |
151.30 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 91. |
#3810119 |
Lying here in the darkness I hear the sirens wail. Somebody's going to emergency, somebody's going to jail. You find somebody to love in this world, you better hang on tooth and nail. The wolf is always at the door. |
215 |
2 |
1.065 |
181.26 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
147.70 |
147.70 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 92. |
#3810489 |
Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons? |
248 |
1 |
1.064 |
180.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
180.39 |
180.39 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 93. |
#3810975 |
It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave to try to be happy. You've gotten so comfortable being unhappy. Wouldn't it be wonderful to wake up in the morning and choose to be happy, to let the water wash everything away? |
237 |
1 |
1.062 |
96.95 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
96.95 |
96.95 |
May 23, 2017 |
| 94. |
#3810999 |
And these medications have a legitimate use. They've helped a lot of people. It's a generational thing. You know teenagers always find a way to abuse something. And why not, right? Being zonked out of your mind is a lot more fun than dealing with your problems. |
261 |
1 |
1.062 |
126.18 — 1954 (1954typist) |
126.18 |
126.18 |
January 9, 2022 |
| 95. |
#3810568 |
Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad. People have forgotten what life is all about. They've forgotten what it is to be alive. They need to be reminded. They need to be reminded of what they have and what they can lose. What I feel is the joy of life, the gift of life, the freedom of life, the wonderment of life! |
336 |
2 |
1.060 |
113.82 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
99.08 |
99.08 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 96. |
#3810144 |
You get a shiver in the dark, it's a-raining in the park but meantime south of the river you stop and you hold everything. A band is blowing Dixie, double four time. You feel alright when you hear the music ring. |
212 |
1 |
1.060 |
179.64 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
179.64 |
179.64 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 97. |
#3811446 |
If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for our guidance, uncorrected by the seasonable experience and the effectual complaints of the people, America would not long retain her rank among the nations. |
227 |
1 |
1.059 |
72.11 — idk man (ithatme) |
72.11 |
72.11 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 98. |
#3810432 |
Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming. Times were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a friggin' fairy tale. Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing. |
285 |
1 |
1.058 |
133.82 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
133.82 |
133.82 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 99. |
#3811354 |
There are fixed points throughout time where things must stay exactly the way they are. This is not one of them. This is an opportunity! Whatever happens here will create its own timeline, its own reality, a temporal tipping point. The future revolves around you, here, now, so do good! |
286 |
2 |
1.058 |
94.97 — (joaquim091vasco) |
86.16 |
86.16 |
September 12, 2021 |
| 100. |
#3810319 |
That! Right there. Do you have any idea how much I hated you for shoving me and hitting me and making fun of me all the time? And no one would say anything about it because you were the big star and I was just a geek. You know, after your accident, when I heard you'd never walk again, I was happy. |
298 |
1 |
1.057 |
85.00 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
85.00 |
85.00 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 101. |
#3810813 |
For instance, last Monday, he told me to have the Great Wall torn down, since it's a symbol of ancient tyranny. On Tuesday, I reported that all 1,500 miles had been dismantled. Then on Thursday, he told me he had had second thoughts, and that he wanted the wall rebuilt at once. Friday night, I told him that I had personally directed the mobilization of 20 million workers, and that the entire Wall had been restored to its former condition. Actually I spent the whole week watching T.V., but he thinks I'm a genius. |
517 |
1 |
1.055 |
91.79 — Userzin (userzin) |
91.79 |
91.79 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 102. |
#3810177 |
Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets by on you. And the space he invades, he gets by on you. No, his mind is not for rent to any god or government. Always hopeful yet discontent. He knows changes aren't permanent but change is. What you say about his company is what you say about society. Catch the witness, catch the wit. Catch the spirit, catch the spit. |
348 |
1 |
1.055 |
178.84 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
178.84 |
178.84 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 103. |
#3810511 |
Now wait a minute. Just a minute. There's only one thing you need in life to make you happy, and that is friends. That's all you need is friends, and then you'll be happy. So if you have friends, you'll be a happy person. You also need food and clothes. |
253 |
1 |
1.055 |
114.74 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
114.74 |
114.74 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 104. |
#3810045 |
Gately can't even imagine what it would be like to be a sober and drug-free biker. It's like what would be the point. He imagines these people polishing the hell out of their leather and like playing a lot of really precise pool. |
229 |
4 |
1.054 |
188.66 — Kathy (florentine) |
150.87 |
150.87 |
April 3, 2017 |
| 105. |
#3811344 |
Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past. Aliens from the future. The day the Earth died in a ball of flame. It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime. |
312 |
1 |
1.053 |
125.16 — 1954 (1954typist) |
125.16 |
125.16 |
January 9, 2022 |
| 106. |
#3810038 |
Like most North Americans of his generation, Hal tends to know way less about why he feels certain ways about the objects and pursuits he's devoted to than he does about the objects and pursuits themselves. It's hard to say for sure whether this is even exceptionally bad, this tendency. |
287 |
4 |
1.053 |
188.44 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
141.21 |
141.21 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 107. |
#3810792 |
He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexandria or Rome or Camelot has there been such a queen. She bore him many children. But no sons. King Henry had no sons. He had three whiskered things but he disowned them. |
228 |
1 |
1.052 |
130.25 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
130.25 |
130.25 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 108. |
#3810167 |
I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest, who'd have known? I trace the cord back to the wall. No wonder, it was never plugged in at all. I took my time, I hurried up. The choice was mine, I didn't think enough. I'm too depressed to go on. You'll be sorry when I'm gone. |
282 |
4 |
1.052 |
177.27 — Kathy (florentine) |
158.50 |
158.50 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 109. |
#3810509 |
Well, isn't this great, we've all learned something. Tony can't choose who his sister's gonna fall for, Monica can't choose who she's gonna fall for, and I think that I've learned the greatest lesson of all. I love being lifted. |
228 |
1 |
1.052 |
178.31 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
178.31 |
178.31 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 110. |
#3810194 |
I've seen those big machines come rolling through the quiet pines. Blue suits and bankers with their Volvos and their valentines. Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise. Raise up a multiplex and we will make a sacrifice. |
236 |
2 |
1.051 |
173.66 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
125.53 |
125.53 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 111. |
#3810357 |
When I think of Butts, I imagine the ancients in India deciding that the knight should move two squares over and one up or one up and two over. I think of the Greeks or Egyptians determining what to do when a black backgammon chip landed on a space occupied by a white one. |
273 |
1 |
1.051 |
178.12 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
178.12 |
178.12 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 112. |
#3810333 |
And if you were prejudiced, you'd walk around thinking that you're better than anybody else in the world. But I can honestly say, after spending these marvelous moments with you, you ain't better than anybody. |
209 |
1 |
1.050 |
144.93 — police (styrofoam) |
144.93 |
144.93 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 113. |
#3810962 |
Look at me. I'm 24 and I've never done anything. I have a worthless philosophy degree that's gotten me no further than a dead end retail job working for a mouth breather so I can continue to support my trailer park lifestyle. Do you think I sit around feeling sorry for myself? |
277 |
1 |
1.050 |
177.94 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.94 |
177.94 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 114. |
#3811219 |
I had the best collection in the tri-county area. Browns, tarantulas, black widows... then my folks ship me off to Wilderness Camp. All my brother had to do was maintain the habitats. Instead he left the heat lamps on for a week! When I came home they were all dead. That's when the nightmares started. |
302 |
1 |
1.049 |
114.08 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
114.08 |
114.08 |
April 22, 2023 |
| 115. |
#3810470 |
You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and foot while I'm trying to run a hotel here! Have you any idea of how much there is to do? Do you ever think of that? Of course not! You're too busy sticking your noses into every corner, poking about for things to complain about, aren't you? |
298 |
2 |
1.048 |
144.94 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
98.53 |
98.53 |
July 12, 2019 |
| 116. |
#3810161 |
Bringing to the table our capitalized reputation. Proactively overseeing day-to-day operations, services, and deliverables with cross-platform innovation. Networking soon will bring seamless integration. Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation, best of breed, we'll succeed in achieving globalization. |
316 |
1 |
1.048 |
177.68 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.68 |
177.68 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 117. |
#3811432 |
A choice tells the world what is most important to a human being. When a man has a choice to make he chooses what is most important to him, and that choice tells the world what kind of a man he is. |
197 |
1 |
1.048 |
144.60 — police (styrofoam) |
144.60 |
144.60 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 118. |
#3810015 |
I like following the news! News organizations know I won't sit still for any serious discussion of complex and boring issues. They give me what I want: antics, emotional confrontation, sound bites, scandal, sob stories and popularity polls all packaged as a soap opera and horse race! It's very entertaining. |
308 |
4 |
1.047 |
171.45 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
130.13 |
130.13 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 119. |
#3810128 |
Underneath the bridge the tarp has sprung a leak and the animals I've trapped have all become my pets and I'm living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling but it's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings. |
227 |
2 |
1.047 |
181.15 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
146.33 |
146.33 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 120. |
#3810590 |
It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about WHY you are here - to ponder the error of your ways. You will not talk... You will not move from these seats. And you will not sleep. All right people, we're going to try something a little different today. We are going to write an essay of no less than a thousand words describing to me who you think you are. |
381 |
1 |
1.045 |
177.08 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
177.08 |
177.08 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 121. |
#3810065 |
It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a formal system per se, but depends on the interpretation which is proposed for it. By the same token, inconsistency is not an intrinsic property of any formal system. |
226 |
1 |
1.044 |
102.94 — wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) |
102.94 |
102.94 |
April 3, 2017 |
| 122. |
#3810944 |
He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him. He back-sassed a free man. They got their rules. We ain't got nothin' to do with that. Would probably have happened to him sooner or later anyway, a complainer like him. He gotta learn the rules the same as anybody else. |
275 |
1 |
1.044 |
101.53 — zak (zak389) |
101.53 |
101.53 |
September 23, 2023 |
| 123. |
#3810209 |
In the top story of the day, General Wallace Nasami, head of the emerging nation of Nibia, denied his new government was a dictatorship and promised free elections as soon as each citizen of the small country learned to play a musical instrument. |
246 |
2 |
1.044 |
188.73 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
156.64 |
156.64 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 124. |
#3810118 |
O beautiful for spacious skies, but now those skies are threatening. They're beating plowshares into swords for this tired old man that we elected king. Armchair warriors often fail and we've been poisoned by these fairy tales. The lawyers clean up all details since daddy had to lie. |
284 |
5 |
1.044 |
180.75 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
155.21 |
155.21 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 125. |
#3810138 |
Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control. Somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole. There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town. Somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down. There's a meeting in the boardroom. They're trying to trace the smell. There's leaking in the washroom, there's a sneak in personnel. Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze. Goodness me, could this be Industrial Disease? |
454 |
3 |
1.042 |
172.91 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
117.62 |
117.62 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 126. |
#3810845 |
No man's life can be encompassed in one telling. There is no way to give each year its allotted weight, to include each event, each person who helped to shape a lifetime. What can be done is to be faithful in spirit to the record and try to find one's way to the heart of the man... |
282 |
1 |
1.042 |
100.96 — Bill (trainingb4tests) |
100.96 |
100.96 |
August 6, 2021 |
| 127. |
#3810010 |
The hard part for us avant-garde post-modern artists is deciding whether or not to embrace commercialism. Do we allow our work to be hyped and exploited by a market that's simply hungry for the next new thing? Do we participate in a system that turns high art into low art so it's better suited for mass consumption? Of course, when an artist goes commercial, he makes a mockery of his status as an outsider and free thinker. He buys into the crass and shallow values art should transcend. He trades the integrity of his art for riches and fame. Oh, what the heck. I'll do it. |
576 |
3 |
1.042 |
171.86 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
125.67 |
125.67 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 128. |
#3811437 |
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds. And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs. Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care. Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air. Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack. Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back. |
281 |
1 |
1.041 |
91.60 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
91.60 |
91.60 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 129. |
#3810201 |
Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air. There's a third. No parachutes yet. Those can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but oh my God! They're turkeys! |
285 |
5 |
1.040 |
190.37 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
164.29 |
164.29 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 130. |
#3810900 |
Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. |
365 |
1 |
1.038 |
175.99 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
175.99 |
175.99 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 131. |
#3810474 |
Well, that was fun, wasn't it dear, the odd moment like that? It's almost worth staying alive for, isn't it? It's nice to share a moment like that, isn't it, dear? It's what marriage is all about. I know - I read it on the back of a matchbox. |
242 |
1 |
1.038 |
68.34 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
68.34 |
68.34 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 132. |
#3810415 |
Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have laboured to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder. |
186 |
1 |
1.035 |
86.67 — Gab (fishinakart) |
86.67 |
86.67 |
October 12, 2020 |
| 133. |
#3811099 |
One day in Boston, I was in Harvard Square. I saw a cover of Popular Electronics with this thing that looked like what I had been imagining, and so I grabbed it off the shelf, I looked at it and I bought it and I ran back to Bill's dorm, and I think he was probably playing poker that night and usually losing money at that point. One of the few times when that's been the case. |
378 |
1 |
1.035 |
90.02 — Userzin (userzin) |
90.02 |
90.02 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 134. |
#3810400 |
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater. |
196 |
2 |
1.035 |
181.24 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
161.91 |
161.91 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 135. |
#3810294 |
In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD, there was a guy named Joel not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute, just another face in a red jumpsuit. He did a good job cleaning up the place but his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space. |
277 |
4 |
1.035 |
192.38 — Kathy (florentine) |
156.30 |
156.30 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 136. |
#3810933 |
That's about the size of it. However, we are plowing through every possible three-letter combination of the code. But since there are 17,000 permutations... it's going to take us about two-and-a-half days to transmit them all. |
226 |
2 |
1.034 |
77.60 — Rusty (saddled) |
71.04 |
71.04 |
March 18, 2021 |
| 137. |
#3810749 |
So a rich little man with white hair died. What has that got to do with the price of rice, right? And why is that woe to us? Because you people, and sixty-two million other Americans, are listening to me right now. Because less than three percent of you people read books! Because less than fifteen percent of you read newspapers! Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube. |
394 |
1 |
1.034 |
63.38 — Thomas (tecky_data_1) |
63.38 |
63.38 |
March 24, 2023 |
| 138. |
#3810611 |
I finally figured it out. It's like when they realized it was gonna be too expensive to actually build cyborgs and robots. I mean, the costs of that were impossible. They decided to just let humans turn themselves into robots. That's what's going on right now. I mean, why not? There're billions of us just laying around, not really doing anything. We don't cost anything. We're even pretty good at self-maintenance and reproducing constantly. And as it turns out, we're already biologically programmed for our little cyborg upgrades. |
534 |
2 |
1.034 |
128.72 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
120.25 |
120.25 |
May 24, 2022 |
| 139. |
#3811452 |
I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. |
218 |
1 |
1.033 |
112.35 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
112.35 |
112.35 |
June 23, 2022 |
| 140. |
#3811072 |
You're gonna stay here if I have to go inside and call your chief of police and have him remind you of what he told you to do. But I don't think I have to do that, you see? No, because you're so damn smart. You're smarter than any white man. You're just gonna stay here and show us all. You've got such a big head that you could never live with yourself unless you could put us all to shame. You wanna know something, Virgil? I don't think that you could let an opportunity like that pass by. |
492 |
1 |
1.033 |
112.32 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
112.32 |
112.32 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 141. |
#3810379 |
Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit. |
165 |
1 |
1.031 |
89.69 — Userzin (userzin) |
89.69 |
89.69 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 142. |
#3810526 |
I don't understand you people! I mean all these picky little points you keep bringing up. They don't mean nothing! You saw this kid just like I did. You're not gonna tell me you believe that phony story about losing the knife, and that business about being at the movies. Look, you know how these people lie! It's born in them! I mean, what the heck? I don't have to tell you! They don't know what the truth is! |
411 |
1 |
1.031 |
121.22 — Scribe (shinobiscribe) |
121.22 |
121.22 |
March 18, 2022 |
| 143. |
#3810261 |
Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. But her Uncle Paul told him that Ann had moved in with her boyfriend. He also mentioned that we all only had three more weeks on earth, and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924. |
256 |
3 |
1.031 |
192.49 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
145.28 |
145.28 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 144. |
#3810645 |
I don't hate anybody. The Winklevii aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to for them. |
208 |
1 |
1.031 |
112.10 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
112.10 |
112.10 |
September 28, 2022 |
| 145. |
#3810780 |
You know those pictures in the National Geographic about the Aurora Borealis? This is better than that! Come on! Ronnie, I need you to see something with me. It's really important. Sylvia, come on. We're going on a little adventure. |
232 |
1 |
1.030 |
100.15 — zak (zak389) |
100.15 |
100.15 |
September 23, 2023 |
| 146. |
#3810041 |
Be a Student of the Game. Like most cliches of sport, this is profound. You can be shaped, or you can be broken. There is not much in between. Try to learn. Be coachable. Try to learn from everybody, especially those who fail. This is hard. Peers who fizzle or blow up or fall down, run away, disappear from the monthly rankings, drop off the circuit. |
351 |
2 |
1.028 |
174.18 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
142.33 |
142.33 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 147. |
#3810490 |
Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things. But something's been troubling me lately: television! Wouldn't our lives be so much richer if television were done away with? |
218 |
1 |
1.027 |
174.19 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
174.19 |
174.19 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 148. |
#3811037 |
This is nothing! Piece of cake! Producing is being a samurai warrior. They pay you day in, day out for years so that one day when called upon you can respond, your training at its peak, and save the day! |
203 |
2 |
1.027 |
121.89 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
106.27 |
106.27 |
February 24, 2019 |
| 149. |
#3810069 |
We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a frog, and a fish all possess some spark of consciousness, some kind of primitive "soul" but by God, it's a good deal smaller than ours is - and that, no more and no less, is why we "men" feel that we have the perfect right to extinguish the dim lights in the heads of these fractionally-souled beasts and to gobble down their once warm and wiggling, now chilled and stilled protoplasm with limitless gusto, and not feel a trace of guilt while doing so. |
510 |
4 |
1.026 |
182.06 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
117.33 |
117.33 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 150. |
#3810425 |
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes. Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same. There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything. Had a dream last night but I forget what it was. |
215 |
1 |
1.025 |
151.75 — ANDREA (andreaak00) |
151.75 |
151.75 |
June 27, 2017 |
| 151. |
#3810228 |
Let me correct a few points here. I am Becky's father. By definition, therefore, not your friend. Secondly, I am your boss, which still makes me not your friend. So in my official capacity as not your friend, let me tell you how it's gonna be here from now on. I ever catch you under the influence again, not only are you finished with Becky, you're out of a job. |
363 |
2 |
1.024 |
187.28 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
174.97 |
174.97 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 152. |
#3810025 |
This transmogrifier will turn you into anything at all. All you do is set this indicator, and the machine automatically restructures your chemical configuration. You can be an eel, a baboon, a giant bug, or a dinosaur. |
218 |
2 |
1.019 |
182.57 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
174.06 |
174.06 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 153. |
#3810931 |
There were those of us who fought against this. But in the end, we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. And at the same time, our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our Doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we'd been spending on defense in a single year. But the deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a Doomsday gap. |
483 |
1 |
1.019 |
172.74 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
172.74 |
172.74 |
May 1, 2017 |
| 154. |
#3810961 |
Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone else a piece thing. The payoff is never gonna be as great for you as it is for them. Don't you think you've been using these birds to avoid interacting with your own species for long enough? |
249 |
1 |
1.016 |
89.27 — (ashish_antil248) |
89.27 |
89.27 |
March 1, 2022 |
| 155. |
#3810056 |
One of the few things I still miss from my Midwest childhood was this weird, deluded but unshakable conviction that everything around me existed all and only For Me. Am I the only one who had this queer deep sense as a kid? - that everything exterior to me existed only insofar as it affected me somehow? - that all things were somehow, via some occult adult activity, specially arranged for my benefit? |
403 |
4 |
1.015 |
176.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
134.36 |
134.36 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 156. |
#3810311 |
Actually, it's more of a behavioral observation. Like, say the moose in question was seen sniffing a flower, which according to the first moose is elk-like. But the second moose isn't so sure. I mean, he doesn't feel like an elk, he doesn't have elk thoughts. Does it make him an elk just because he likes this one flower? |
322 |
3 |
1.015 |
197.59 — Kathy (florentine) |
141.63 |
141.63 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 157. |
#3810267 |
Grown-ups like to tell you where they were when President Kennedy was shot, which they all know to the exact second. Which makes me almost jealous - like I should have something important enough to know where I was when it happened. But I don't, yet. And the fact that it was a better time then, and people knew what they were supposed to do and how to make the world better... now nobody knows anything. |
404 |
7 |
1.015 |
180.72 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
144.22 |
144.22 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 158. |
#3810380 |
Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants everywhere do! Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back! |
266 |
1 |
1.015 |
60.08 — BlockUnivercity1448 (amnii) |
60.08 |
60.08 |
February 23, 2022 |
| 159. |
#3810529 |
According to the testimony, the boy looks guilty... maybe he is. I sat there in court for six days listening while the evidence built up. Everybody sounded so positive, you know, I... I began to get a peculiar feeling about this trial. I mean, nothing is that positive. There're a lot of questions I'd have liked to ask. I don't know, maybe they wouldn't have meant anything, but... I began to get the feeling that the defense counsel wasn't conducting a thorough enough cross-examination. I mean, he... he let too many things go by... little things that... |
557 |
1 |
1.014 |
85.37 — Mohibur (shuvo94) |
85.37 |
85.37 |
August 15, 2023 |
| 160. |
#3810283 |
Teachers want us to work, and I say, "Fine, I'll work. But you've gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do." And for me, it's my drum kit, man. This is my passion. This is the essence of who I am now. But before I had this, I was lost, too. You see what I'm saying? You need to find your reason for living. You've gotta find your big, gigantic drum kit. |
361 |
3 |
1.014 |
182.57 — Kathy (florentine) |
163.32 |
163.32 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 161. |
#3810097 |
Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned degree, and some of your friends think that's stupid of me, but it's nothing that I care about. Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, but I know one thing and that's I love you. When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done, you'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton. |
438 |
3 |
1.014 |
172.20 — Kathy (florentine) |
143.66 |
143.66 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 162. |
#3810234 |
It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I, from time to time, ask senior staff to have face-to-face meetings with those people representing organizations who have a difficult time getting our attention. I know the more jaded among you see this as something rather beneath you. But I assure you that listening to the voices of passionate Americans is beneath no one, and surely not the people's servants. |
406 |
1 |
1.013 |
107.64 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
107.64 |
107.64 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 163. |
#3810074 |
And Aunt Zelda all the women looked like you and Uncle Bob all the cows looked like you and Ernie there were cavemen that looked like you and there were all these nerdy little kids like you Billy and there were monsters and stupid-looking things and animals could talk and some of it was confusing and... and... and... Oh, wow! There's no place like home! |
355 |
3 |
1.012 |
168.81 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
120.92 |
120.92 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 164. |
#3810022 |
I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! |
244 |
3 |
1.012 |
169.11 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
146.85 |
146.85 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 165. |
#3810901 |
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. |
281 |
1 |
1.012 |
150.98 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
150.98 |
150.98 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 166. |
#3810959 |
I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the thunder cried. I etched your name in the surf but it was stolen by the rising tide. I etched your name in my heart and there it will forever reside. |
206 |
2 |
1.012 |
91.06 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
87.29 |
87.29 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 167. |
#3810703 |
You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will. |
216 |
1 |
1.012 |
89.02 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
89.02 |
89.02 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 168. |
#3810085 |
And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact, the Hansens had been in a living hell ever since that fateful day the neighbor's "For Sale" sign had come down and a family of howler monkeys had moved in. |
216 |
5 |
1.012 |
175.16 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
122.83 |
122.83 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 169. |
#3810305 |
Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Science has sent me my first experiment to inflict on you. Now, let's do it right so I can get to the real mad scientist stuff like pulling the heads off monkeys. |
217 |
4 |
1.011 |
171.16 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
115.30 |
115.30 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 170. |
#3810416 |
There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire, it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same. I am wounded with knife, sting, and tooth, and a long burden. Where shall I find rest? |
203 |
2 |
1.010 |
107.62 — Tien (thetientran) |
106.46 |
106.46 |
November 25, 2020 |
| 171. |
#3810153 |
Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up! |
363 |
1 |
1.010 |
171.18 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
171.18 |
171.18 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 172. |
#3811000 |
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We certainly hope you all enjoy the show. And remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there's still some things that make us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody. |
468 |
1 |
1.007 |
87.62 — Userzin (userzin) |
87.62 |
87.62 |
September 28, 2021 |
| 173. |
#3811279 |
Some people pass through your life and you never think about them again. Some you think about and wonder what ever happened to them. Some you wonder if they ever wonder what happened to you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. But you do. |
271 |
1 |
1.007 |
150.60 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
150.60 |
150.60 |
January 8, 2018 |
| 174. |
#3810199 |
I can't see the rationality. The world's not my responsibility, and happiness isn't there for me, but maybe I'll inch closer to the source when I find true north (with or without a friend. Keep searching 'til the end.) |
218 |
3 |
1.007 |
155.71 — Kathy (florentine) |
141.35 |
141.35 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 175. |
#3811347 |
When you're a kid, they tell you it's all, "Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it." But the truth is the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better. |
236 |
1 |
1.006 |
109.43 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
109.43 |
109.43 |
June 17, 2022 |
| 176. |
#3810246 |
Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said that we weren't releasing any information whatsoever I meant except his name, his address, his ethnicity, and what we think his motives are. |
200 |
4 |
1.006 |
167.60 — Kathy (florentine) |
133.81 |
133.81 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 177. |
#3810963 |
I'm not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning - that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe that has meaning... what does it mean? |
228 |
1 |
1.004 |
109.21 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
109.21 |
109.21 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 178. |
#3810169 |
Sprawling on the fringes of the city in geometric order. An insulated border in between the bright lights and the far unlit unknown. Growing up it all seems so one-sided. Opinions all provided. The future predecided. Detached and subdivided in the mass production zone. Nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone. |
316 |
1 |
1.003 |
170.04 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
170.04 |
170.04 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 179. |
#3810350 |
Well, I remember one winter during the Depression when we didn't have any money because my father lost his job, we was all bust. And I wore out a shoe. One shoe. So I couldn't go to school with only one shoe. But my mother found a boot, so I had a shoe on one foot there and a boot on the other. A shoe and a boot. So the kids call me "Shoebootie". |
348 |
1 |
1.003 |
173.09 — Kathy (florentine) |
173.09 |
173.09 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 180. |
#3810162 |
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know, I shun fancy things like electricity. |
203 |
4 |
1.001 |
183.59 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
141.16 |
141.16 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 181. |
#3811433 |
He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take a stand. I'm either with him or against him. All or nothing. I'm disgusted with the whole business. I don't want smicha if the price I have to pay for it is to stop thinking. |
235 |
1 |
1.000 |
108.80 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
108.80 |
108.80 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 182. |
#3810607 |
I had a mother, I had a father, things - things that made sense. Do you remember things that made sense? Things you could count on? Before we all got so lost? What are we gonna do, Charlie? What am I gonna do? |
209 |
2 |
1.000 |
91.91 — (atorpy) |
78.98 |
78.98 |
May 25, 2021 |
| 183. |
#3811059 |
Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person underneath the part of her that hates everyone. |
86 |
1 |
1.000 |
94.15 — dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) |
94.15 |
94.15 |
December 30, 2019 |
| 184. |
#3811135 |
My mama always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." |
95 |
1 |
1.000 |
151.37 — taran something (actuallymo... |
151.37 |
151.37 |
December 29, 2017 |
| 185. |
#3810339 |
Liz, this is ridiculous! I cannot make the choice between the prevention of a major crime and the correction of my son's overbite! Particularly when the overbite runs on your side of the family. |
194 |
1 |
1.000 |
91.25 — ⌨️🖱️ (t_0nio) |
91.25 |
91.25 |
September 11, 2020 |
| 186. |
#3810107 |
She claims she's found a way to make her own light. All you do is smile, you banish the night. |
94 |
1 |
1.000 |
97.28 — Trixie (soword) |
97.28 |
97.28 |
May 5, 2022 |
| 187. |
#3811450 |
Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Turn the old; return to them. Things do not change; we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. |
180 |
1 |
1.000 |
160.14 — Supporting Israel (zombiesw... |
160.14 |
160.14 |
October 4, 2021 |
| 188. |
#3810545 |
My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful. |
126 |
1 |
1.000 |
133.77 — Yuhang (yuhang0722) |
133.77 |
133.77 |
August 28, 2022 |
| 189. |
#3810964 |
A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more successful than I am, which could be because I live in a trailer that while it may look like Jeannie's bottle is actually slightly smaller. |
197 |
1 |
1.000 |
111.03 — Dal (astronerd) |
111.03 |
111.03 |
November 22, 2021 |
| 190. |
#3810824 |
Let me tell you the story of right hand, left hand. It's a tale of good and evil. Hate: it was with this hand that Cain iced his brother. Love: these five fingers, they go straight to the soul of man. The right hand: the hand of love. The story of life is this: static. |
269 |
1 |
1.000 |
83.29 — proplayer (yogit_typer) |
83.29 |
83.29 |
June 14, 2021 |
| 191. |
#3811194 |
Jessie, Randolph was peculiar. Any man who would go to Ecuador to sell wall-to-wall carpet is not all there. |
108 |
1 |
1.000 |
54.25 — THE STARDUST (void07) |
54.25 |
54.25 |
October 17, 2021 |
| 192. |
#3811122 |
The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold and you're not allowed to touch anything. |
103 |
1 |
1.000 |
130.41 — C (coderbug) |
130.41 |
130.41 |
July 30, 2021 |
| 193. |
#3811074 |
Take me ten minutes to get a king size Coke and a wedge of pie. That is if that peckerwood ain't sold out yet. |
110 |
2 |
1.000 |
167.22 — (keegant) |
156.59 |
156.59 |
May 24, 2020 |
| 194. |
#3810408 |
Not so hasty! You call yourselves hobbits? But you should not go telling just anybody. You'll be letting out your own right names if you're not careful. |
152 |
1 |
1.000 |
63.59 — Juan (juanyougay) |
63.59 |
63.59 |
February 14, 2021 |
| 195. |
#3810328 |
Will you wait a minute, I didn't say that. I'm only happy because the guy can't bowl no more. That's all. See, I'm waiting six years to get a spot on this special bowling team, and now there's a spot opened up. I'm sorry the guy is dead, but that's life. |
254 |
1 |
1.000 |
58.90 — - (r5vwu) |
58.90 |
58.90 |
June 8, 2017 |
| 196. |
#3810521 |
That's great it starts with an earthquake. Birds and snakes and aeroplanes and Lenny Bruce is not afraid. |
105 |
1 |
1.000 |
42.35 — Jesse Garcia's biggest fan ... |
42.35 |
42.35 |
April 27, 2017 |
| 197. |
#3810361 |
G.I. Joel's peers can question his ability, world championship or not, and laugh at his physical tics, but it's hard not to admire his quirky devotion. |
151 |
1 |
1.000 |
114.55 — jermobley (jermo) |
114.55 |
114.55 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 198. |
#3810648 |
We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet! |
88 |
1 |
1.000 |
89.77 — Vyper (vyperx) |
89.77 |
89.77 |
April 30, 2017 |
| 199. |
#3811143 |
Once upon a time dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age. |
117 |
1 |
1.000 |
122.31 — (ginoo75) |
122.31 |
122.31 |
April 29, 2021 |
| 200. |
#3811294 |
I'm not promoting the economic upside as much as I am the opportunity to drink something giant and blue. |
104 |
1 |
1.000 |
113.07 — (ninja_h2) |
113.07 |
113.07 |
September 4, 2022 |
| 201. |
#3810910 |
Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found. |
102 |
1 |
1.000 |
93.61 — bolognas! (bolognas) |
93.61 |
93.61 |
July 17, 2021 |
| 202. |
#3811127 |
Coal mining may be your life but it's not mine. I'm never going down there again. I wanna go into space. |
104 |
1 |
1.000 |
117.48 — Mr. Peace. (WiththeSlowestI... |
117.48 |
117.48 |
June 11, 2023 |
| 203. |
#3810084 |
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. |
97 |
1 |
1.000 |
110.51 — Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) |
110.51 |
110.51 |
July 27, 2023 |
| 204. |
#3811161 |
While penetrating the inner sanctum of the Loyal Order of Corn, my trusted associate Simon somehow got transmitted to the planet Mars - no thanks to my untrusted non-associate who insisted on being called Dash X! |
212 |
1 |
1.000 |
72.76 — Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) |
72.76 |
72.76 |
July 22, 2020 |
| 205. |
#3810870 |
Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Super Bowl, World Series - they don't know what pressure is. |
306 |
1 |
1.000 |
57.96 — ABCD (x007) |
57.96 |
57.96 |
April 24, 2018 |
| 206. |
#3811110 |
He needs to go home; he's calling his people. And I don't know where they are but he needs to go home. |
102 |
1 |
1.000 |
115.19 — Nick (uncreativeboi) |
115.19 |
115.19 |
August 13, 2020 |
| 207. |
#3810679 |
Pal, you got that moisture on your head. Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It's your choice. So what's it gonna be? |
159 |
1 |
1.000 |
45.28 — Abhirup Das (abhirupdas200) |
45.28 |
45.28 |
July 17, 2021 |
| 208. |
#3811271 |
All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone that makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there's someone perfect who might be searching for us. |
270 |
1 |
1.000 |
100.25 — nac (naxx_colemak) |
100.25 |
100.25 |
August 9, 2020 |
| 209. |
#3810068 |
It is not at all easy to draw a sharp line between cases where what is happening could be called "addition", and where some other word is wanted. If you think about the question, you will probably come up with some criterion involving separation of the objects in space, and making sure each one is clearly distinguishable from all the others. But then how could one count ideas? Or the number of gases comprising the atmosphere? |
429 |
3 |
0.999 |
187.30 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
137.66 |
137.66 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 210. |
#3811139 |
What can I say? I've ruined your day and made you all angry and surly. How could I make such a thoughtless mistake and bury your mother too early? Ah, come on, Fran! They wouldn't make the card if this didn't happen all the time! |
229 |
1 |
0.999 |
108.68 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
108.68 |
108.68 |
June 23, 2022 |
| 211. |
#3810104 |
Peter Pumpkinhead came to town spreading wisdom and cash around. Fed the starving and housed the poor. Showed the Vatican what gold's for. But he made too many enemies of the people who would keep us on our knees. Hooray for Peter Pumpkin. Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead? |
274 |
2 |
0.999 |
169.20 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
128.61 |
128.61 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 212. |
#3810079 |
In the early days, living in their squalid apartment, all three shared dreams of success. In the end, however, Bob the Spoon and Ernie the Fork wound up in an old silverware drawer, and only Mack went on to fame and fortune. |
224 |
7 |
0.999 |
180.12 — Kathy (florentine) |
133.81 |
133.81 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 213. |
#3810640 |
Everybody on campus was using it. "Facebook me" was the common expression after two weeks. And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates, 15 Pulitzer Prize winners, 2 future Olympians and a movie star. |
231 |
1 |
0.999 |
169.35 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
169.35 |
169.35 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 214. |
#3810704 |
Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels! If you don't believe me just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh! If you swim back now I promise no harm will come to you... I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels. |
280 |
1 |
0.998 |
108.58 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
108.58 |
108.58 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 215. |
#3810196 |
'Cause I'm a 21st century digital boy. I don't know how to read but I've got a lot of toys. My daddy's a lazy middle class intellectual. My mommy's on Valium, so ineffectual. Ain't life a mystery, yeah? |
202 |
1 |
0.998 |
169.16 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
169.16 |
169.16 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 216. |
#3810927 |
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit! |
305 |
1 |
0.997 |
108.47 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
108.47 |
108.47 |
December 12, 2022 |
| 217. |
#3810011 |
Nothing I do is my fault. My family is dysfunctional, and my parents won't empower me! Consequently, I'm not self-actualized! My behavior is addictive functioning in a disease process of codependency! I need holistic healing and wellness before I accept any responsibility for my actions! |
288 |
1 |
0.997 |
168.97 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
168.97 |
168.97 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 218. |
#3810617 |
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I play video games, which I think is a far superior addiction to any of those other ones. |
137 |
1 |
0.993 |
148.56 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... |
148.56 |
148.56 |
January 8, 2018 |
| 219. |
#3810204 |
Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clothes, anything. So Carlson, out of the goodness of his heart, shipped these destitute earthquake victims in Guatemala three thousand blonde stretch wigs. You know, I still have this picture in my mind of quake victims stumbling through the rubble, all looking like Dolly Parton. |
337 |
2 |
0.992 |
161.44 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
146.62 |
146.62 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 220. |
#3810644 |
Well, that's their own stupidity, I should have been there. Well, darkness is the absence of light, and the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me... Catherine, I've got students in my office now. Students. Undergrads. I don't know, from the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise. |
314 |
1 |
0.992 |
75.69 — Rusty (saddled) |
75.69 |
75.69 |
December 2, 2020 |
| 221. |
#3810612 |
I read this thing the other day about how when you hear that ding on your inbox you get like a dopamine rush in your brain. It's like we're being chemically rewarded for allowing ourselves to be brainwashed. How evil is that? |
225 |
1 |
0.991 |
107.81 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
107.81 |
107.81 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 222. |
#3810057 |
The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad petty little unsexy ways, every day. |
236 |
3 |
0.990 |
143.71 — beat me if u can ; (bblaise) |
111.67 |
111.67 |
April 3, 2017 |
| 223. |
#3810402 |
I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it. And he is bound up with the fate of the Ring. My heart tells me that he has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end; and when that comes, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many - yours not least. |
306 |
2 |
0.989 |
165.91 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
143.31 |
143.31 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 224. |
#3810918 |
I took a course in art last winter. I learnt the difference between a fine oil painting, and a mechanical thing, like a photograph. The photograph shows only the reality. The painting shows not only the reality, but the dream behind it. It's our dreams, doctor, that carry us on. They separate us from the beasts. |
313 |
1 |
0.989 |
136.53 — police (styrofoam) |
136.53 |
136.53 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 225. |
#3811315 |
All right, listen closely. I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now when the phone rings you have to answer "Vandelay Industries". |
240 |
1 |
0.989 |
107.53 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
107.53 |
107.53 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 226. |
#3810659 |
It's a praying mantis. Do you know how they mate? The male will sneak up on the female and she'll bite off his head and the rest of his body will keep on mating and when they're done she'll eat him. She'll eat the rest of him. |
226 |
2 |
0.987 |
122.37 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
114.77 |
114.77 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 227. |
#3810621 |
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory. I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede." |
190 |
1 |
0.987 |
86.60 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
86.60 |
86.60 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 228. |
#3811395 |
Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that people would like the world to work whereas economics represents how it actually does work. |
145 |
1 |
0.986 |
64.95 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
64.95 |
64.95 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 229. |
#3810290 |
You know, I always noticed that the day after we have Salisbury Steak, we always have hamburgers. But then the day after that we always have meatball heroes. And a few days after that we have meatloaf. So is it the same meat? Are you guys recycling the meat? |
258 |
1 |
0.986 |
167.13 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
167.13 |
167.13 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 230. |
#3811290 |
Good evening from New York City. I'm Dan Rydell alongside Casey McCall. Those stories plus Luciano Pavarotti shocks the track world by running the 100 meters in six seconds, my mother hits for the cycle, and Martina Hingis sings selections from No, No, Nanette. |
261 |
1 |
0.986 |
82.96 — Mohibur (shuvo94) |
82.96 |
82.96 |
May 25, 2021 |
| 231. |
#3810300 |
Isn't it kind of weird? It's like, there's a guy in a gorilla suit, and there's - he's got a robot head, and inside he's got kind of a bunch of clay... I mean, I've seen Dali paintings that make more sense than this movie does. |
227 |
1 |
0.985 |
170.07 — Kathy (florentine) |
170.07 |
170.07 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 232. |
#3810023 |
We don't understand what really causes events to happen. History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices. |
307 |
2 |
0.985 |
149.84 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
145.16 |
145.16 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 233. |
#3810132 |
I wish I was like you, easily amused. Find my nest of salt. Everything is my fault. I'll take all the blame. Aqua seafoam shame. Sunburn with freezer burn. Choking on the ashes of her enemy. In the sun. In the sun I feel as one. In the sun. In the sun. Married, married, married! Buried! |
287 |
1 |
0.985 |
166.93 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
166.93 |
166.93 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 234. |
#3810436 |
In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase, you know? Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase. |
243 |
1 |
0.984 |
67.05 — idk man (ithatme) |
67.05 |
67.05 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 235. |
#3810558 |
By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eating vegetables or taking out the garbage. So when I was fourteen, I started to refuse. Could you believe that? An American boy refusing to play catch with his father. |
224 |
1 |
0.984 |
166.88 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
166.88 |
166.88 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 236. |
#3810112 |
We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's interesting when people die. Give us dirty laundry. Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Get the widow on the set! We need dirty laundry. |
330 |
3 |
0.984 |
183.71 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
137.56 |
137.56 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 237. |
#3810115 |
Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice inside my head said: "Don't look back, you can never look back." I thought I knew what love was. What did I know? Those days are gone forever. I should just let 'em go. |
245 |
5 |
0.984 |
176.07 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
140.68 |
140.68 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 238. |
#3810221 |
Hey! Black people are just like us. They're every bit as good as us and any people who don't think so is just a bunch of banjo-picking, cousin-dating, barefoot embarrassments to respectable white trash like us! |
210 |
9 |
0.983 |
187.21 — Kathy (florentine) |
143.80 |
143.80 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 239. |
#3810149 |
They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em printed out on my bedsheets. My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks, but it was obsolete before I opened the box. You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique. |
261 |
1 |
0.983 |
166.67 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
166.67 |
166.67 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 240. |
#3810187 |
Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all the factories down. Out in Bethlehem they're killing time, filling out forms, standing in line. Well our fathers fought the Second World War. Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore. Met our mothers in the USO. Asked them to dance. Danced with them slow. |
315 |
4 |
0.983 |
171.76 — Kathy (florentine) |
132.01 |
132.01 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 241. |
#3810260 |
It's zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over. |
244 |
2 |
0.983 |
187.21 — Kathy (florentine) |
148.86 |
148.86 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 242. |
#3810336 |
Look, you can't stop the years from passing by. There comes a time when changes have to be made. Someone younger and stronger comes along to fill your shoes and a person has to gracefully step aside. Well, I'm not willing to do that. The way I figure, I'm worth more on restricted duty than all of you put together on full time. Good night, gentlemen. |
351 |
2 |
0.982 |
165.01 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
127.74 |
127.74 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 243. |
#3810651 |
Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. |
261 |
1 |
0.982 |
106.80 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
106.80 |
106.80 |
May 21, 2022 |
| 244. |
#3810090 |
You've gotta be cool on Wall Street when your index is low. Dow Jones ain't got times for the bums. They wind up on skid row with holes in their pockets. They plead with you, "Buddy, can you spare the dime?" but you ain't got the time. |
235 |
4 |
0.981 |
146.03 — Kathy (florentine) |
124.53 |
124.53 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 245. |
#3811224 |
I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Behind all things are reasons. Reasons can even explain the absurd. Do we have the time to learn the reasons behind the human being's varied behavior? I think not. Some take the time. Are they called detectives? Watch - and see what life teaches. |
304 |
1 |
0.980 |
106.64 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
106.64 |
106.64 |
May 31, 2022 |
| 246. |
#3810082 |
You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down from 50 stories up, thinking about the meaninglessness of life, listening to dark voices deep inside of you, and you think, 'Should I?... Should I?... Should I push someone off?' |
237 |
2 |
0.980 |
149.83 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
110.47 |
110.47 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 247. |
#3810599 |
Do you realize that more people will be watching you tonight than all those who have seen theater plays in the last forty years? |
128 |
1 |
0.980 |
103.36 — Tien (thetientran) |
103.36 |
103.36 |
March 29, 2021 |
| 248. |
#3811022 |
Oh, actually all champagne is French; it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "champagne", even though by definition they're not. |
272 |
1 |
0.979 |
103.98 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
103.98 |
103.98 |
September 22, 2021 |
| 249. |
#3810486 |
We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. Now, go get us some incriminating footage. And remember: you have to get in and out for 10 minutes, or you suffer permanent neck damage. |
213 |
1 |
0.979 |
105.22 — Jeronimo (_slowmotion_) |
105.22 |
105.22 |
April 17, 2017 |
| 250. |
#3810203 |
Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven. |
209 |
1 |
0.978 |
165.82 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
165.82 |
165.82 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 251. |
#3810020 |
Other kids' games are all such a bore! They've got to have rules and they gotta keep score! Calvinball is better by far! It's never the same! It's always bizarre! You don't need a team or a referee! You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me! |
252 |
6 |
0.977 |
164.63 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
139.80 |
139.80 |
April 10, 2017 |
| 252. |
#3811185 |
Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference of civilization you can really experience things like silence. Silence and darkness in its purity. Right now, right outside my window, all I can see is a black void. Endless darkness. It's totally exhilarating, and I feel very lucky to be here. Very, very lucky. |
323 |
2 |
0.977 |
107.02 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
86.53 |
86.53 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 253. |
#3810373 |
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset. |
275 |
1 |
0.976 |
165.54 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
165.54 |
165.54 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 254. |
#3810783 |
Now there are all kinds of ideas that would be fun to believe in: mental telepathy, time travel, immortality, even Santa Claus. Now I know it's no fun to go home and say: "Guess what happened! I was in a shopping center. There was this tremendously bright light, and I rushed outside, and it was an airplane." |
309 |
1 |
0.976 |
165.47 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
165.47 |
165.47 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 255. |
#3810836 |
I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. |
224 |
1 |
0.975 |
144.43 — ANDREA (andreaak00) |
144.43 |
144.43 |
May 5, 2017 |
| 256. |
#3810839 |
Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you, is that your thing, you come into a bar, read some obscure passage and then pretend - you pawn it off as your own, as your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend? |
317 |
1 |
0.975 |
84.84 — Userzin (userzin) |
84.84 |
84.84 |
September 28, 2021 |
| 257. |
#3810075 |
The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almost overwhelming. Down below, a female paused warily at the coop's entrance. I kept the camera running. They were beautiful, these "Chickens in the Mist." |
213 |
1 |
0.973 |
165.00 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
165.00 |
165.00 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 258. |
#3810279 |
It's amazing the things you notice, like the corner of his collar that was coming undone. Like, he was from a poor family and couldn't afford new shirts. That's all I could see. The whole world was that unraveled piece of fabric. |
229 |
1 |
0.971 |
164.66 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
164.66 |
164.66 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 259. |
#3810062 |
How gullible are you? Is your gullibility located in some "gullibility center" in your brain? Could a neurosurgeon reach in and perform some delicate operation to lower your gullibility, otherwise leaving you alone? If you believe this, you are pretty gullible, and should perhaps consider such an operation. |
308 |
3 |
0.971 |
178.22 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
146.67 |
146.67 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 260. |
#3810969 |
You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated than you are but don't surround yourself with total narcissists. Otherwise, things start to be about something other than you. |
184 |
1 |
0.969 |
113.97 — Scribe (shinobiscribe) |
113.97 |
113.97 |
March 18, 2022 |
| 261. |
#3810284 |
I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience! Yep, that's what I wanna do. Spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment... Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans. |
273 |
2 |
0.969 |
121.32 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
113.17 |
113.17 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 262. |
#3810624 |
He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at this than you'll ever be at anything. My son has a gift. He has a gift and when you acknowledge that then maybe we will have something to talk about. |
228 |
1 |
0.968 |
133.67 — police (styrofoam) |
133.67 |
133.67 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 263. |
#3810375 |
I have already told you, I have no further stocks of Veritaserum. Unless you wish to poison Potter - and I can assure you I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you. The only trouble is that most venoms act too swiftly to give the victim much in the way of time for truth telling. |
303 |
2 |
0.966 |
158.06 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
110.77 |
110.77 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 264. |
#3810491 |
Oh, and one more thing; I've stolen a nuclear weapon. And if you do not rid this city of television in two hours, I will detonate it. Farewell. By the way, I'm well aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out. |
259 |
1 |
0.965 |
80.76 — Gab (fishinakart) |
80.76 |
80.76 |
October 12, 2020 |
| 265. |
#3811036 |
You watched the Gulf War. What did you see day after day? The one smart bomb falling down the chimney. The truth? I was in the building when they shot that shot, they shot it in a studio, Falls Church, Virginia. One-tenth scale model of a building. |
248 |
1 |
0.965 |
163.52 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
163.52 |
163.52 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 266. |
#3810086 |
Like frozen sentries of the Serengeti, the century-old termite mounds had withstood all tests of time and foe - all tests, that is, except the one involving drunken aardvarks and a stolen wrecking ball. |
202 |
1 |
0.964 |
163.43 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
163.43 |
163.43 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 267. |
#3810429 |
And I don't want the world to see me 'cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am. |
153 |
1 |
0.964 |
109.10 — Stephen (installed) |
109.10 |
109.10 |
April 28, 2017 |
| 268. |
#3810623 |
I've always felt there's something inherently psychopathic about joining the army in peacetime. As far as I'm concerned people join the army to find out what it's like to kill someone. I hardly think that's an inclination that should be encouraged in modern society, do you? |
274 |
1 |
0.964 |
88.14 — (joaquim091vasco) |
88.14 |
88.14 |
December 30, 2021 |
| 269. |
#3810019 |
When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm not going to follow complex issues and I'm not going to vote. That way I can complain that the government doesn't represent me. Then, when everything goes down the tubes, I can say the system doesn't work and justify my further lack of participation. |
310 |
1 |
0.963 |
163.22 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
163.22 |
163.22 |
April 14, 2017 |
| 270. |
#3810183 |
If we burn our wings flying too close to the sun; if the moment of glory is over before it's begun; if the dream is won though everything is lost, we will pay the price but we will not count the cost. |
200 |
2 |
0.961 |
147.56 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
141.01 |
141.01 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 271. |
#3810043 |
He didn't reject the idea so much as not react to it and watch as it floated away. He thought very broadly of desires and ideas being watched but not acted upon, he thought of impulses being starved of expression and dying out and floating dryly away. |
251 |
7 |
0.959 |
166.78 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
130.46 |
130.46 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 272. |
#3810016 |
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak! Am I scary, or what? |
241 |
4 |
0.959 |
169.00 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
126.05 |
126.05 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 273. |
#3810872 |
In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits and you take no prisoners. One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me? |
260 |
1 |
0.959 |
143.03 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
143.03 |
143.03 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 274. |
#3810956 |
There's a world of difference between being called crow-head and being called carrots. I shall never forgive Gilbert Blythe. The iron has entered my soul, Diana. My mind is made up; my red hair is a curse. |
205 |
1 |
0.958 |
92.88 — Bill (trainingb4tests) |
92.88 |
92.88 |
August 6, 2021 |
| 275. |
#3810150 |
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you. |
292 |
1 |
0.958 |
162.33 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
162.33 |
162.33 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 276. |
#3810369 |
Arthur Jay Klinghoffer, a professor of political science at Rutgers University, has argued that geography seems less relevant than ever in a world where nonstate actors - malleable entities like ethnicities, for example - are as powerful and important as the ones with governments and borders. |
293 |
1 |
0.958 |
162.33 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
162.33 |
162.33 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 277. |
#3810691 |
This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance to let our hair down, although I see you've got a head start in that department. I shouldn't talk though. I'm getting a little shaggy myself. I'd better not stand too close to you. People might think I'm part of the band. I'm joking, of course. |
304 |
2 |
0.956 |
103.78 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
93.54 |
93.54 |
December 20, 2021 |
| 278. |
#3810027 |
Let's say life is this square of the sidewalk. We're born at this crack and we die at that crack. Now we find ourselves somewhere inside the square, and in the process of walking out of it, suddenly we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless? Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious footsteps? |
433 |
4 |
0.956 |
169.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
134.33 |
134.33 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 279. |
#3810170 |
Subdivisions in the high school halls. In the shopping malls. Conform or be cast out. Subdivisions in the basement bars. In the backs of cars. Be cool or be cast out. Any escape might help to soothe the unattractive truth but the suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of youth. |
292 |
3 |
0.955 |
169.31 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
147.32 |
147.32 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 280. |
#3810452 |
You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Well, like that - only, instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived! |
279 |
1 |
0.955 |
103.87 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
103.87 |
103.87 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 281. |
#3810236 |
You think I think that an artist's job is to speak the truth. An artist's job is to captivate you for however long we've asked for your attention. If we stumble into truth we got lucky and I don't get to decide what truth is. |
225 |
1 |
0.955 |
131.78 — police (styrofoam) |
131.78 |
131.78 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 282. |
#3810321 |
Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days. And you knew who you were then, girls were girls and men were men. Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. Didn't need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight. Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days. |
349 |
1 |
0.954 |
161.76 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
161.76 |
161.76 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 283. |
#3811154 |
My name is Marshall Teller. Not long ago, I was living in New Jersey, just across the river from New York City. It was crowded, polluted, and full of crime. I loved it. But my parents wanted a better life for my sister and me. So we moved to a place so wholesome, so squeaky clean, you could only find it on TV. Unfortunately, nothing could be further from the truth. Sure, my new hometown looks normal enough but look again. What's wrong with this picture? The American Dream come true, right? Wrong. Nobody believes me, but this is the center of weirdness for the entire planet: Eerie, Indiana. My home, sweet home. |
617 |
1 |
0.953 |
103.66 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
103.66 |
103.66 |
June 2, 2022 |
| 284. |
#3810077 |
In 12th-century Pisa, Italy, the construction firm of Morrelli and Sons, whose members were all afflicted with a genetic disorder in which the left leg was considerably shorter than the right, begin work on a new tower. |
219 |
3 |
0.951 |
164.55 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
134.50 |
134.50 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 285. |
#3810755 |
On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places... |
302 |
1 |
0.951 |
103.40 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
103.40 |
103.40 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 286. |
#3811121 |
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. |
202 |
1 |
0.950 |
103.35 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
103.35 |
103.35 |
May 27, 2022 |
| 287. |
#3810008 |
As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations. |
217 |
5 |
0.950 |
170.24 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
132.54 |
132.54 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 288. |
#3810257 |
So the speech was disturbing, the food was inedible, and the gift bags pretty frightening. And when Gob found out that he wasn't going to get any tips, the service got worse. Oh and that old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb. All in all it was one of the Bluths' better parties. |
282 |
1 |
0.950 |
161.02 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
161.02 |
161.02 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 289. |
#3810192 |
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again. Moon shot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock. Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline. Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan. Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide. Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz. Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law, rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore! |
406 |
1 |
0.950 |
161.00 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
161.00 |
161.00 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 290. |
#3811108 |
Look at what they've done to you. I'm so sorry. You must be dead 'cause I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore. You've gone someplace else now. I'll believe in you all my life, every day. E.T., I love you. |
222 |
1 |
0.948 |
70.90 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
70.90 |
70.90 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 291. |
#3810071 |
In the early days of computer chess people used to estimate that it would be ten years until a computer (or program) was world champion. But after ten years had passed, it seemed that the day a computer would become world champion was still more than ten years away... This is just one more piece of evidence for the rather recursive Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law. |
441 |
3 |
0.948 |
161.50 — Kathy (florentine) |
137.80 |
137.80 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 292. |
#3810186 |
Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat. At night he becomes a bartender. He works at Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street across from the medical center. He's tradin' in his Chevy for a Cadillac. You oughta know by now. And if he can't drive with a broken back, at least he can polish the fenders. |
302 |
5 |
0.948 |
176.52 — Kathy (florentine) |
134.43 |
134.43 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 293. |
#3811238 |
But I've never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive. |
147 |
1 |
0.948 |
76.21 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
76.21 |
76.21 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 294. |
#3810036 |
I'll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I'm not crazy about. I'm pretty much anti-death. God looks by all accounts to be pro-death. I'm not seeing how we can get together on this issue, he and I, Boo. |
224 |
4 |
0.947 |
180.84 — Kathy (florentine) |
142.56 |
142.56 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 295. |
#3810307 |
Welcome! You have passed through the first three thresholds of the Isaac Asimov Literary Satellite! Enter the disarm code or enjoy the consequences. Remember, this and all literary works of the last century are the sole property of Isaac Asimov and his many affiliates. Thank you for intruding, you have five seconds. |
317 |
1 |
0.945 |
120.77 — beat me if u can ; (bblaise) |
120.77 |
120.77 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 296. |
#3810227 |
And the government is something like 3 trillion dollars in debt, I mean I think I saw that on Donahue. It's like 3 trillion. That would be like if you were making $15000 a year okay so you run up your Mastercharge to like 50 grand. Then can you even imagine your monthly bill would be like $5000 a month? I mean, it's insane. The whole thing is insane. I mean someday us regular people, we ought to get smart you know and audit them. |
433 |
4 |
0.945 |
176.45 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
141.80 |
141.80 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 297. |
#3811447 |
Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shall we endeavor to amend them, and obey them until we have succeeded, or shall we transgress them at once? Men, generally, under such a government as this, think that they ought to wait until they have persuaded the majority to alter them. They think that, if they should resist, the remedy would be worse than the evil. But it is the fault of the government itself that the remedy is worse than the evil. It makes it worse. |
482 |
1 |
0.944 |
116.82 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
116.82 |
116.82 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 298. |
#3810083 |
Sorry, your highness, but you're not really the dictator of Ithuvania, a small European republic. In fact, there is no Ithuvania. The hordes of admirers, the military parades, this office--we faked it all as an experiment in human psychology. In fact, your highness, your real name is Edward Belcher, you're from Long Island, New York, and it's time to go home, Eddie. |
368 |
3 |
0.943 |
176.87 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
125.84 |
125.84 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 299. |
#3810053 |
I felt despair. The word's overused and banalified now, despair, but it's a serious word, and I'm using it seriously. For me it denotes a simple admixture - a weird yearning for death combined with a crushing sense of my own smallness and futility that presents as a fear of death. |
281 |
1 |
0.942 |
162.35 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
162.35 |
162.35 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 300. |
#3810676 |
Out in California they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and some very overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest as you can see they're gonna have some very, very tall trees. |
203 |
1 |
0.942 |
130.09 — police (styrofoam) |
130.09 |
130.09 |
March 19, 2019 |
| 301. |
#3811156 |
You wouldn't believe how easy it is to lose stuff here. I mean stuff that was there a minute ago would just vanish the moment you turn your back. Gone, disappeared, lost forever. I figure Eerie is caught in some electromagnetic vortex that messes up the tracking system we humans use to find stuff. Funny, but it seems to be hitting Dad the hardest. |
349 |
1 |
0.941 |
119.04 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
119.04 |
119.04 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 302. |
#3810116 |
I can see you. Your brown skin shining in the sun. You got that top pulled down and your sunglasses on, baby. And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after the boys of summer have gone. |
202 |
1 |
0.941 |
159.58 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
159.58 |
159.58 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 303. |
#3810527 |
Brother, you really are somethin'. You sit here, vote guilty like the rest of us, then some golden-voiced preacher starts tearing your poor heart out about some underprivileged kid, just couldn't help becoming a murderer, and you change your vote. Well, if that isn't the most sickening - why don't you drop a quarter in his collection box? |
340 |
1 |
0.941 |
85.51 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
85.51 |
85.51 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 304. |
#3810834 |
Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for like a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included? |
119 |
1 |
0.941 |
77.46 — jack (suckyourmum2021) |
77.46 |
77.46 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 305. |
#3811196 |
Sicily, 1912. Picture this. Two young girls, best friends, who share three things: a pizza recipe, some dough, and a dream. Everything is going great until one day a fast talking pepperoni salesman gallops into town. Of course both girls are impressed. He dates one one night, the other the next night. Pretty soon, he drives a wedge between them. Before you know it, the pizza suffers, the business suffers, the friendship suffers. The girls part company and head for America, never to see one another again. Rose, one of those girls was me. The other one you probably know as Mama Celeste. |
591 |
1 |
0.940 |
102.22 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
102.22 |
102.22 |
May 27, 2022 |
| 306. |
#3811049 |
You know I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a little groundhog. I just feel like, you know, for a kid like me in high school best case scenario, just survive. You know? Survive without creating any mortal enemies or hideously embarrassing yourself forever. |
267 |
1 |
0.939 |
62.00 — horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) |
62.00 |
62.00 |
May 25, 2021 |
| 307. |
#3810033 |
Hal, who's empty but not dumb, theorizes privately that what passes for hip cynical transcendence of sentiment is really some kind of fear of being really human, since to be really human (at least as he conceptualizes it) is probably to be unavoidably sentimental and naive and goo-prone and generally pathetic, is to be in some basic interior way forever infantile, some sort of not-quite-right-looking infant dragging itself anaclitically around the map, with big wet eyes and froggy-soft skin, huge skull, gooey drool. |
521 |
4 |
0.938 |
153.86 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
129.38 |
129.38 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 308. |
#3810343 |
Twelfth Precinct, Sergeant Yemana. Yes, sir. A stolen car? What kind of car, Mr. Ravelli? A Studebaker. Will you describe the car, please? Black fenders, silver doors, green hood, polkadot seat covers, monkey-fur dashboard - maybe it wasn't stolen; maybe it ran away. |
267 |
1 |
0.937 |
158.83 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
158.83 |
158.83 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 309. |
#3810389 |
You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself plainly when you have need of him. |
223 |
1 |
0.936 |
99.43 — Arnold (arnoldchewbacca) |
99.43 |
99.43 |
November 5, 2021 |
| 310. |
#3811210 |
I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that there's evil and that I was chosen to fight it. I wish a whole lot of the time that I hadn't been. I know a lot of you wish I hadn't been, either. This isn't about wishes. This is about choices. I believe we can beat this evil. Not when it comes. Not when its army is ready. Now. Tomorrow morning I'm opening the seal. I'm going down into the Hellmouth and I am finishing this once and for all. |
471 |
1 |
0.936 |
101.76 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
101.76 |
101.76 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 311. |
#3810139 |
The work force is disgusted, downs tools, and walks. Innocence is injured, experience just talks. Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees that these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze'. On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse. Philosophy is useless, theology is worse. History boils over, there's an economics freeze. Sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease'. |
388 |
1 |
0.934 |
158.32 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
158.32 |
158.32 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 312. |
#3810078 |
Raised the ol' girl from a cub, I did. ... 'Course we had to get a few things straight between us. She don't try to follow me into town anymore, and I don't try and take her food bowl away 'til she's done. |
205 |
2 |
0.931 |
161.41 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
125.58 |
125.58 |
April 3, 2017 |
| 313. |
#3810942 |
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. |
200 |
2 |
0.930 |
101.12 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
97.20 |
97.20 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 314. |
#3811175 |
There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us. Thing is, this ain't no either/or proposition. We're talking about dialectics, the good and the bad merging into us. You can run but you can't hide. My experience? Face the darkness. Stare it down. Own it. As brother Nietzsche said, being human is a complicated gig. So give that ol' dark night of the soul a hug. Howl the eternal yes! |
494 |
1 |
0.928 |
114.86 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
114.86 |
114.86 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 315. |
#3811265 |
Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks. |
93 |
1 |
0.926 |
90.06 — zak (zak389) |
90.06 |
90.06 |
September 4, 2023 |
| 316. |
#3810454 |
I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there will be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically, you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and live forever as a machine! |
268 |
1 |
0.926 |
80.52 — Userzin (userzin) |
80.52 |
80.52 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 317. |
#3810682 |
We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel. They're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries. It's like fire and ice basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water. |
297 |
1 |
0.925 |
100.62 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
100.62 |
100.62 |
June 17, 2022 |
| 318. |
#3810737 |
Every time I think of exercise, I have to lie right down until the feeling leaves me. |
85 |
1 |
0.924 |
59.19 — Jellycode (jellycode) |
59.19 |
59.19 |
August 17, 2017 |
| 319. |
#3810921 |
Pooka. From old Celtic mythology, a fairy spirit in animal form, always very large. The pooka appears here and there, now and then, to this one and that one. A benign but mischievous creature. Very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson? |
254 |
1 |
0.923 |
100.40 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
100.40 |
100.40 |
May 21, 2022 |
| 320. |
#3810007 |
Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later! Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway? |
241 |
4 |
0.923 |
157.89 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
122.12 |
122.12 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 321. |
#3811440 |
We are the bright new stars born of a screaming black hole, the nascent suns burst from the darkness, from the grasping void of space that folds and swallows - a darkness that would devour anyone not as strong as we. We are oddities, sideshows, talk show subjects. We capture everyone's imagination. |
299 |
1 |
0.922 |
63.93 — djackallstar (djackallstar) |
63.93 |
63.93 |
August 1, 2021 |
| 322. |
#3810122 |
Hello, hello, hello. With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us. I feel stupid and contagious. Here we are now, entertain us. A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. Yeah! |
205 |
4 |
0.919 |
154.31 — Kathy (florentine) |
130.31 |
130.31 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 323. |
#3810306 |
So then Mabel said to me "well, why'd you wear those earrings?" and then we went to Nine West but we couldn't find anything we wanted 'cause I have really wide feet, but sometimes I can find stuff at Payless, anyhoo, Cindy told me that Victoria's Secret was just around the corner, and she said that they're having a sale, and she knows I'm really broke right now, so I confronted her, and, well... |
398 |
1 |
0.918 |
155.61 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
155.61 |
155.61 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 324. |
#3810412 |
'Precious, precious, precious!' Gollum cried. 'My Precious! O my Precious!' And with that, even as his eyes were lifted up to gloat on his prize, he stepped too far, toppled, wavered for a moment on the brink, and then with a shriek he fell. Out of the depths came his last wail Precious, and he was gone. |
305 |
1 |
0.917 |
155.39 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
155.39 |
155.39 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 325. |
#3810793 |
You're so deceitful you can't ask for water when you're thirsty. We could tangle spiders in the webs you weave. |
111 |
1 |
0.916 |
60.73 — No (bambusnippel) |
60.73 |
60.73 |
August 20, 2017 |
| 326. |
#3810190 |
Oh, what's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing? "Don't you know that they're out of touch?" Well, should I try to be a straight A student? "If you are then you think too much. Don't you know about the new fashion, honey? All you need are looks and a whole lotta money." |
270 |
3 |
0.915 |
175.67 — Kathy (florentine) |
152.77 |
152.77 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 327. |
#3810458 |
Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce. |
103 |
1 |
0.915 |
56.06 — Thomas (tecky_data_1) |
56.06 |
56.06 |
March 24, 2023 |
| 328. |
#3810299 |
This is a little ridiculous. Okay, so he kills a deer, he tans the hides, he stretches the skins, he makes an anodized aluminum frame, he learns how to extrude and weld, all in about five minutes, huh? |
201 |
1 |
0.914 |
65.57 — DustySheep (smowbog) |
65.57 |
65.57 |
September 11, 2021 |
| 329. |
#3810879 |
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? |
208 |
1 |
0.913 |
96.13 — Christian (cslarsen) |
96.13 |
96.13 |
May 16, 2017 |
| 330. |
#3810180 |
One likes to believe in the freedom of music but glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity, yeah. Invisible airwaves crackle with life. Bright antennae bristle with the energy. Emotional feedback on a timeless wavelength bearing a gift beyond price almost free. |
295 |
3 |
0.913 |
138.06 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
127.40 |
127.40 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 331. |
#3810750 |
What is finished is the idea that this great country is dedicated to the freedom and flourishing of every individual in it. It's the individual that's finished. It's the single, solitary human being that's finished. It's every single one of you out there that's finished, because this is no longer a nation of independent individuals. |
334 |
1 |
0.911 |
79.29 — Userzin (userzin) |
79.29 |
79.29 |
November 11, 2021 |
| 332. |
#3810051 |
Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old postmodern insurgents risked the gasp and squeal: shock, disgust, outrage, censorship, accusations of socialism, anarchism, nihilism. Today's risks are different. The new rebels might be artists willing to risk the yawn, the rolled eyes, the cool smile, the nudged ribs, the parody of gifted ironists, the "Oh how banal." To risk accusations of sentimentality, melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law. Who knows. |
596 |
4 |
0.911 |
162.54 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
137.37 |
137.37 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 333. |
#3810047 |
How can an Image-Fiction writer hope to make people more critical of televisual culture by parodying television as a self-serving commercial enterprise when Pepsi and Subaru and FedEx parodies of self-serving commercials are already doing big business? |
252 |
4 |
0.911 |
156.09 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
124.44 |
124.44 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 334. |
#3811389 |
You think you find a way to deal with these things. In med school, you develop a clinical detachment to death. In your FBI training, you are confronted with cases, the most terrible and violent cases. You think you can look into the face of pure evil. And then you find yourself paralyzed by it. |
295 |
1 |
0.904 |
59.68 — horyzen1 nq (lucknumber8) |
59.68 |
59.68 |
May 7, 2021 |
| 335. |
#3810473 |
Manuel... my wife informs me that you're... depressed. Let me tell you something. Depression is a very bad thing. It's like a virus. If you don't stamp on it, it spreads throughout the mind, and then one day you wake up in the morning and you... you can't face life any more! |
275 |
1 |
0.903 |
82.41 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
82.41 |
82.41 |
May 12, 2017 |
| 336. |
#3811076 |
Some people thought we were at war with the Germans - incorrect. We were at war with the clock. Britain was literally starving to death. The Americans sent over 100,000 pounds of food each week, and every week the Germans would send our desperately needed bread to the bottom of the ocean. Our daily failure was announced at the chimes of midnight. And the sound would haunt our unwelcome dreams. |
396 |
1 |
0.902 |
98.10 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
98.10 |
98.10 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 337. |
#3810523 |
Let me ask you this: Do you really think the boy'd shout out a thing like that so the whole neighborhood could hear him? I don't think so - he's much too bright for that. |
170 |
1 |
0.902 |
134.57 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
134.57 |
134.57 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 338. |
#3810542 |
In Carl Jung's opinion, we all have a sixth sense - intuition. When you meet someone and you suddenly feel like you can't live without them. This could be the memory of a past love from the collective unconscious. Or it could just be hormones. |
243 |
1 |
0.901 |
98.01 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
98.01 |
98.01 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 339. |
#3810096 |
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese. Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze. Love is a fire of flaming brandy upon a crepe suzette. Let's get this romance cooking, honey, but let us not forget. |
219 |
1 |
0.898 |
154.98 — Kathy (florentine) |
154.98 |
154.98 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 340. |
#3810854 |
Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it! |
243 |
1 |
0.897 |
82.06 — (joaquim091vasco) |
82.06 |
82.06 |
December 23, 2021 |
| 341. |
#3810533 |
What's the matter with you guys? You all know he's guilty! He's got to burn! You're letting him slip through our fingers! |
121 |
1 |
0.896 |
78.66 — Ranit (colemakgang) |
78.66 |
78.66 |
November 26, 2020 |
| 342. |
#3810002 |
Susie, if you want to see your doll again, leave $100 in this envelope by the tree out front. Do not call the police. You cannot trace us. You cannot find us. Sincerely, Calvin. |
177 |
1 |
0.896 |
81.83 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
81.83 |
81.83 |
April 14, 2017 |
| 343. |
#3810000 |
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. |
132 |
1 |
0.895 |
154.25 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
154.25 |
154.25 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 344. |
#3810095 |
I'm dancing on the White House lawn; sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn; hanging round the gardens of Babylon. Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up. She gets more fan mail than the Pope. She takes the mickey out of all my phobias. Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia. |
282 |
1 |
0.895 |
151.74 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
151.74 |
151.74 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 345. |
#3810993 |
Check it out, I already made up a theme song. When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout "Get the good-looking guy!" When there's a crime out there, he's gonna comb his hair, 'cause he's the good-looking guy! Book 'em, good-looking! |
239 |
1 |
0.894 |
97.26 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
97.26 |
97.26 |
June 12, 2023 |
| 346. |
#3810067 |
Somewhere, if you try to look it up, you can probably find a statement such as, "There are 17 languages in India, and 462 dialects." There is something strange about the precise statements like that, when the concepts "language" and "dialect" are themselves fuzzy. |
264 |
2 |
0.892 |
157.32 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
152.44 |
152.44 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 347. |
#3810277 |
So I tried to be invisible. It's surprisingly possible. You just sit in the back and keep quiet and let the boys shout out the answers, which they will, even if they're wrong. Boys are less afraid of being wrong. |
212 |
1 |
0.891 |
151.10 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
151.10 |
151.10 |
April 16, 2017 |
| 348. |
#3810208 |
I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group called the International Sisterhood of Blonde Receptionists. There are only twelve members in the world. We meet once every two years in Switzerland. If I told you our minimum salary you'd have a heart attack and die. Bye. |
280 |
2 |
0.891 |
147.94 — Kathy (florentine) |
132.01 |
132.01 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 349. |
#3810031 |
How I love to watch the morn, with golden sun that shines. Up above to nicely warm these frosty toes of mine. The wind doth taste of bittersweet, like jasper wine and sugar. I bet it's blown through others' feet like those of... Caspar Weinberger. |
247 |
2 |
0.889 |
164.19 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow) |
122.77 |
122.77 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 350. |
#3810255 |
While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costume closet and disguised himself as an English nanny in an attempt to see his daughter and prove to his wife he had what it took to become a successful actor. It was the exact same plot as Mrs. Doubtfire... |
264 |
2 |
0.889 |
156.57 — Kathy (florentine) |
133.85 |
133.85 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 351. |
#3810960 |
I know. I'm trying to save him by avoiding him so I could be with him. But I can't go near him or I'll destroy him. So if I could just manage to stay away from him then maybe we could be together. Please don't repeat that back to me. |
233 |
1 |
0.888 |
77.27 — Userzin (userzin) |
77.27 |
77.27 |
September 22, 2021 |
| 352. |
#3810358 |
It's very frustrating to me that we have not yet managed to develop an audience for the game. I don't mean participants. I mean people watching. People could watch Scrabble a lot more often than they would watch chess. Scrabble has more mainstream appeal. It is more easily understood than chess. |
296 |
1 |
0.885 |
105.21 — 1954 (1954typist) |
105.21 |
105.21 |
January 9, 2022 |
| 353. |
#3810495 |
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no. Now our story begins on a Friday morning in a little town called Springfield... |
287 |
1 |
0.882 |
80.64 — (joaquim091vasco) |
80.64 |
80.64 |
December 30, 2021 |
| 354. |
#3810231 |
This guy's walkin' down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, "Hey you! Can you help me out?" The doctor writes him a prescription, throws it down the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, "Father, I'm down in this hole; can you help me out?" The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. "Hey Joe, it's me, can you help me out?" And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, "Are ya stupid? Now we're both down here!" and the friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before, and I know the way out." |
665 |
1 |
0.882 |
149.46 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
149.46 |
149.46 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 355. |
#3810719 |
Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! That's what it means! One of us is going to jail; well, it's not gonna be me! |
220 |
1 |
0.880 |
131.28 — dva main (thedragonemperor) |
131.28 |
131.28 |
August 22, 2021 |
| 356. |
#3811033 |
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man. So come down today for your free trial lesson! |
257 |
2 |
0.880 |
95.69 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
92.14 |
92.14 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 357. |
#3811272 |
When you're a little kid you're a bit of everything; Scientist, Philosopher, Artist. Sometimes it seems like growing up is giving these things up one at a time. |
160 |
1 |
0.877 |
47.48 — Potato Princess (pqosmorf) |
47.48 |
47.48 |
August 11, 2017 |
| 358. |
#3810943 |
Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never! What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week - which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men. |
254 |
1 |
0.876 |
80.00 — Mahler9 (jeremy0d) |
80.00 |
80.00 |
May 23, 2017 |
| 359. |
#3810598 |
Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refreshing and optimistic statements I've heard in a very, very long time. I admire your good, solid sense. That's precisely what we lack on Capitol Hill. |
210 |
2 |
0.876 |
98.69 — N (natejam) |
96.98 |
96.98 |
March 3, 2021 |
| 360. |
#3810396 |
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. |
370 |
1 |
0.871 |
110.12 — 💀💀💀 (gospell) |
110.12 |
110.12 |
April 4, 2023 |
| 361. |
#3810214 |
London! Madrid! Bangkok! Moscow! Cincinnati! From the four corners of the world, from the news capitals at home and abroad, the day's headlines brought into focus. The issues and events that shape our times! WKRP, the information beacon of the Ohio Valley, presents Les Nessman and the news! |
291 |
1 |
0.870 |
76.54 — Adam (adamsyaq) |
76.54 |
76.54 |
August 23, 2021 |
| 362. |
#3810005 |
Miss Wormwood, I protest this "C" grade! That's saying I only did an "average" job! I got 75% of the answers correct, and in today's society, doing something 75% right is outstanding! If government and industry were 75% competent, we'd be ecstatic! I won't stand for this artificial standard of performance! I demand an "A" for this kind of work! |
346 |
6 |
0.868 |
136.43 — Kathy (florentine) |
111.67 |
111.67 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 363. |
#3810248 |
We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle series L1011. It came off the line 20 months ago. It carries a Sim-5 Transponder tracking system. Are you telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at Radio Shack? |
220 |
4 |
0.866 |
150.76 — Kathy (florentine) |
115.69 |
115.69 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 364. |
#3810219 |
You're just a whiny little basket case who's milking this depression thing for all it's worth. So here it is, four in the afternoon and you get to do exactly what you want, well, way to go. Now excuse me, but I got a zillion chores to do or Mom and Dad are gonna kick my butt. |
276 |
1 |
0.861 |
145.99 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
145.99 |
145.99 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 365. |
#3810740 |
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. |
605 |
1 |
0.856 |
72.52 — BEing VinCI (ppubalo) |
72.52 |
72.52 |
April 27, 2017 |
| 366. |
#3810048 |
I'm starting to see just why turn-of-the-century Americans' biggest fear was of anarchists and anarchy. For if anarchy actually wins, if rulelessness becomes the rule, then protest and change become not just impossible but incoherent. |
234 |
5 |
0.849 |
166.54 — Kathy (florentine) |
139.27 |
139.27 |
March 25, 2017 |
| 367. |
#3810168 |
I never conquered, rarely came. 16 just held such better days. Days when I still felt alive. We couldn't wait to get outside. The world was wide, too late to try. The tour was over, we'd survived. I couldn't wait 'til I got home to pass the time in my room alone. |
263 |
1 |
0.849 |
55.89 — RandomTyper (thetypinggamer... |
55.89 |
55.89 |
March 20, 2021 |
| 368. |
#3810857 |
Why, if I had a brain I could... I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain. And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain. |
207 |
1 |
0.848 |
105.01 — tailcatch (tailcatch) |
105.01 |
105.01 |
June 8, 2022 |
| 369. |
#3810156 |
First in my class here at MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion of D&D. M.C. Escher, that's my favorite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin. To the contrary, you'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Stephen Hawking's in my library. |
298 |
2 |
0.846 |
142.56 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
124.01 |
124.01 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 370. |
#3811011 |
Monkeys? Think a monkey knows he's sitting on top of a rocket that might explode? These astronaut boys, they know that, see? Well, I'll tell you somethin' - it takes a special kind of man to volunteer for a suicide mission, especially one that's on TV. Ol' Gus, he did alright. |
277 |
1 |
0.845 |
91.96 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
91.96 |
91.96 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 371. |
#3810869 |
We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine, and turned him into a successful executive. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into a violently, deranged, would-be killer! |
207 |
1 |
0.845 |
67.91 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
67.91 |
67.91 |
January 23, 2021 |
| 372. |
#3810812 |
Good news, kiddies! Time for another exclusive WBBY "Watergate profile"! Today's obituary - John Mitchell! John Mitchell, the former U.S. attorney-general, has in recent weeks been repeatedly linked with both the Watergate caper and its cover-up. It would be a disservice to Mr. Mitchell and his character to prejudge the man, but everything known to date could lead one to conclude he's guilty! That's guilty! Guilty, guilty, guilty! |
434 |
1 |
0.845 |
71.55 — BEing VinCI (ppubalo) |
71.55 |
71.55 |
May 4, 2017 |
| 373. |
#3810028 |
Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, Oh, gossamer web of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces... Ughh, look at the spider suck out that bug's juices! |
183 |
2 |
0.836 |
90.94 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
90.57 |
90.57 |
June 16, 2022 |
| 374. |
#3810205 |
If Edward R. Murrow, my idol, were here, he'd say, "That's censorship!" On the other hand, if General George Patton, my other idol, were here I think he'd take a battalion of tanks, and knock those liberal pinheads into the Ohio River! So, as you can see I'm a very confused man. |
279 |
1 |
0.835 |
141.56 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
141.56 |
141.56 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 375. |
#3810630 |
Clear the lines of lint in your head one at a time and the king will be left standing alone like a guy on a street corner. Here, I'll make it easier for you. |
157 |
2 |
0.829 |
109.53 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... |
79.40 |
79.40 |
July 12, 2019 |
| 376. |
#3810200 |
Culture was the seed of proliferation but it's gotten melded into an inharmonic whole, to an inharmonic whole. Consciousness has plagued us and we cannot shake it though we think we're in control, though we think we're in control. Questions that besiege us in life are testament of our helplessness. |
299 |
1 |
0.822 |
139.43 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
139.43 |
139.43 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 377. |
#3810853 |
You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom. |
185 |
1 |
0.821 |
55.94 — idk man (ithatme) |
55.94 |
55.94 |
June 14, 2022 |
| 378. |
#3810191 |
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac. Sputnik, Zhou Enlai, Bridge on the River Kwai. Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball. Starkweather homicide, children of Thalidomide. Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia. Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go. U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola, and Kennedy. Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo. |
359 |
1 |
0.818 |
138.60 — Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) |
138.60 |
138.60 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 379. |
#3811435 |
Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the things that went on there that day? Should we tell her about it? Now, what should we do? Well, what would you do if your mother asked you? |
199 |
1 |
0.817 |
88.89 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
88.89 |
88.89 |
May 14, 2022 |
| 380. |
#3810160 |
It's a fact. I'm a quack. The disgrace of the AMA. 'Cause my patients die. Yeah, my patients die before they can pay. |
117 |
1 |
0.815 |
62.24 — Rusty (saddled) |
62.24 |
62.24 |
December 2, 2020 |
| 381. |
#3810340 |
My old man never took us on a vacation. He didn't believe in them. Thought they were slothful. He used to have us all working on Easter Sunday. He'd say, uh, "If the Lord can get up and move a rock, so can you!" |
211 |
3 |
0.812 |
113.16 — rain (firewolfrain) |
90.49 |
90.49 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 382. |
#3810152 |
Cosby Show and Roseanne, think I've taken 'bout as much as I can. Judge Wapner, oh my. You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy. Thirtysomething is alright if you like hearing yuppies whining all night. Can't stand Twin Peaks. Wish they'd lynch those donut-eating freaks. Those Siskel & Ebert bums ought to go home and sit on their thumbs. |
337 |
4 |
0.808 |
139.90 — Kathy (florentine) |
114.83 |
114.83 |
April 15, 2017 |
| 383. |
#3810009 |
Attention! All rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S. is now called to order by the great grandiose dictator-for-life, the ruler supreme, the fearless, the brave, the held-high-in-esteem, Calvin the Bold! Yes, stand up and hail his humbleness now! May his wisdom prevail! Three cheers for First Tiger and El Presidente, Hobbes, the delight of all cognoscenti! He's savvy! He has a prodigious IQ, and lots of panache, as all tigers do! In his fancy chapeau, he's a leader with taste! May his orders be heeded and his views be embraced! |
528 |
3 |
0.805 |
83.71 — wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) |
79.46 |
79.46 |
March 28, 2017 |
| 384. |
#3810520 |
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein, Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom. You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right. |
254 |
1 |
0.779 |
62.63 — playing typeracer dot com (... |
62.63 |
62.63 |
March 30, 2021 |
| 385. |
#3810026 |
My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius! |
106 |
1 |
0.772 |
70.19 — BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) |
70.19 |
70.19 |
July 6, 2023 |
| 386. |
#3811087 |
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. |
499 |
1 |
0.771 |
70.52 — (joaquim091vasco) |
70.52 |
70.52 |
December 30, 2021 |
| 387. |
#3810761 |
I mean, he's got a corporate secrecy agreement - give me a break! I mean, this is a public health issue! Like an unsafe airframe on a passenger jet or some company dumping cyanide into the East River, issues like that! He can talk, we can air it! They've got no right to hide behind a "corporate agreement"! Pass the milk. |
322 |
1 |
0.765 |
83.25 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
83.25 |
83.25 |
May 21, 2022 |
| 388. |
#3810451 |
Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. |
169 |
1 |
0.737 |
55.10 — KiddieX (emyrr) |
55.10 |
55.10 |
May 29, 2022 |
| 389. |
#3810669 |
Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you have some kind of a line that you keep open for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency. |
229 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 390. |
#3810461 |
Hello, Fawlty Towers. Ah, yes, Mr. O'Reilly. Well, it's quite simple. When I asked you to build me a wall, I was rather thinking that instead of just dumping the bricks down in a pile, you might find time to cement them together one on top of the other in the traditional fashion. Could you fill it in, please? Oh, splendid! Yes, but when, Mr. O'Reilly? There. There. Yes, but when? Ah, I see: the flu. Both names, please. Yes, I should have guessed, Mr. O'Reilly; that and the potato famine, I suppose. |
503 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 391. |
#3811008 |
I want this mark all the way back to Earth with time to spare. We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch. Failure is not an option! |
178 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 392. |
#3811192 |
I hope you realize I'm holding you personally responsible for any and all damages done to these premises! Except of course for the spoon that got caught in the garbage disposal. I don't think I can blame him for that. |
217 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |
| 393. |
#3811207 |
To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly they're just gonna kill you. |
163 |
1 |
0.000 |
116.23 — Marnexeultra (marnexe) |
116.23 |
116.23 |
December 12, 2020 |
| 394. |
#3810349 |
You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain. |
94 |
1 |
0.000 |
51.92 — (hobbitus) |
51.92 |
51.92 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 395. |
#3811451 |
I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of the time. To be in company, even with the best, is soon wearisome and dissipating. I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. |
221 |
1 |
0.000 |
93.39 — Frank (frnklin) |
93.39 |
93.39 |
December 1, 2020 |
| 396. |
#3810126 |
Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a friend, as a friend, as a known enemy. Take your time, hurry up. The choice is yours, don't be late. Take a rest as a friend, as an old memoria. |
200 |
1 |
0.000 |
45.98 — (hobbitus) |
45.98 |
45.98 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 397. |
#3810672 |
There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. |
183 |
1 |
0.000 |
56.35 — (hobbitus) |
56.35 |
56.35 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 398. |
#3811136 |
Another time when I was running along somebody had lost all his money in the T-shirt business and he wanted to put my face on a T-shirt but he couldn't draw that well and didn't have a camera. Some years later I found out that man did come up with an idea for a T-shirt and he made a lot of money off of it. |
307 |
1 |
0.000 |
54.10 — (hobbitus) |
54.10 |
54.10 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 399. |
#3811363 |
Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more afraid of living. Each day you stay alive is just one more day you might slip and let your human half peek out. That's it, isn't it? Insecurity. Why, you wouldn't know what to do with a genuine, warm, decent feeling. |
277 |
1 |
0.000 |
46.39 — (hobbitus) |
46.39 |
46.39 |
November 29, 2020 |
| 400. |
#3811065 |
Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated, "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever." |
160 |
1 |
0.000 |
94.19 — (g1_petroleum) |
94.19 |
94.19 |
February 26, 2021 |
| 401. |
#3810984 |
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner. |
155 |
1 |
0.000 |
128.09 — tlbi (tla109) |
128.09 |
128.09 |
March 22, 2021 |
| 402. |
#3811157 |
Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun instead of battling the forces of weirdness. |
89 |
0 |
0.000 |
0.00 — () |
0.00 |
0.00 |
January 1, 1970 |