Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4750004 |
The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home. I have 458 ducks. |
115 |
523 |
1.072 |
207.77 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
115.22 |
76.87 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 2. |
#4750017 |
Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the cool moons out there in the solar system. While so much other moons have all these cool features, all our Moon did was hit us, and then get a free ride orbiting us for a few billion years. |
247 |
508 |
1.069 |
180.25 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
114.21 |
79.04 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 3. |
#4750032 |
You have made a massive mistake. Doing this for me would have made you a symbol in the world of intellect and literature. It is so typical for someone like you to forget this. It is so typical for someone like you to use abbreviated words. I was prepared to open your world to my knowledge and share my stories and art, with you. You will forever regret the choice you just made, so I will offer to let you do this project again. If you do not, you will have to face the consequences. |
484 |
97 |
1.068 |
139.20 — pasta (pastashapes) |
100.61 |
100.61 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 4. |
#4750002 |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
84 |
575 |
1.066 |
192.29 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
118.54 |
77.85 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 5. |
#4750010 |
Son, you're too young. Do you really think there are that many people responding to your post on this forum? It was all me. Let me change another user ID again and post the same expression here, then you'll know. |
212 |
405 |
1.058 |
160.45 — Trixie (soword) |
108.86 |
76.23 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 6. |
#4750037 |
I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Nanahira. |
176 |
257 |
1.058 |
153.73 — retired... for now..? (clou... |
104.88 |
77.57 |
May 4, 2021 |
| 7. |
#4750036 |
I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. |
482 |
118 |
1.055 |
132.63 — Phillip (tyr4de) |
87.72 |
83.31 |
May 3, 2021 |
| 8. |
#4750038 |
I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. |
386 |
148 |
1.055 |
144.94 — Ricky (rwong48) |
94.42 |
83.28 |
May 4, 2021 |
| 9. |
#4750021 |
Imagine thinking as long as you watch anime, you're a anime fan, lol what a joke. There are levels to this, if you watch bad anime and have bad taste, you're not a real anime fan. If you watch good anime and have good taste like me, you're a real anime fan. Truth hurts. |
270 |
454 |
1.054 |
177.47 — Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) |
119.06 |
80.97 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 10. |
#4750001 |
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. |
61 |
555 |
1.050 |
213.60 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
119.58 |
73.65 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 11. |
#4750016 |
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. |
242 |
409 |
1.047 |
151.74 — Albert (1021839) |
112.90 |
79.75 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 12. |
#4750031 |
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. |
434 |
230 |
1.041 |
143.44 — asdfjkl; (deskripper) |
100.02 |
83.36 |
February 25, 2021 |
| 13. |
#4750029 |
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. |
399 |
229 |
1.030 |
138.49 — Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) |
97.78 |
77.93 |
February 5, 2021 |
| 14. |
#4750003 |
Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status. |
52 |
574 |
1.028 |
224.70 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
123.33 |
72.63 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 15. |
#4750013 |
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank and put the jump drive in the safe deposit box. |
227 |
444 |
1.025 |
137.42 — Yimin (yimin123) |
106.76 |
73.51 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 16. |
#4750027 |
Let's say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? |
374 |
212 |
1.017 |
160.45 — 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) |
100.05 |
83.21 |
February 5, 2021 |
| 17. |
#4750035 |
I really love Nanahira. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. |
340 |
136 |
1.015 |
144.15 — 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍e (despot) |
88.69 |
79.45 |
May 7, 2021 |
| 18. |
#4750008 |
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. |
164 |
441 |
1.014 |
185.84 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
106.05 |
68.70 |
February 5, 2021 |
| 19. |
#4750023 |
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl, a real one in half an hour, wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway, so please don't DM me asking me where I am, I'm with the girl, ok, you'll most likely get aired because I'll be with the girl, again I don't expect you to understand. |
305 |
81 |
1.011 |
150.02 — police (styrofoam) |
95.55 |
95.55 |
February 5, 2021 |
| 20. |
#4750015 |
I have an IQ in the high 130s. Tread lightly with that tone. You would be my subordinate in ANY situation. Be thankful you found this girl and don't let her be alone any longer. She shouldn't be alone. None of these women should be alone. |
238 |
408 |
1.008 |
183.75 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
108.58 |
73.93 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 21. |
#4750007 |
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. |
163 |
384 |
1.006 |
139.70 — Jon (jlachney) |
97.20 |
67.79 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 22. |
#4750020 |
The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle. |
260 |
375 |
1.003 |
140.24 — (adma) |
102.77 |
73.22 |
February 5, 2021 |
| 23. |
#4750022 |
You think you're funny? I'll have you know that my dad owns Microsoft, so you can kiss your Xbox live subscription goodbye if you dare to kill me in-game one more time. You'll be hopeless and miserable, and I will show no mercy. I'm nine years old and your treading on thin ice, fella. |
285 |
403 |
0.999 |
151.52 — police (styrofoam) |
102.75 |
71.62 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 24. |
#4750006 |
Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one hasn't even been diagnosed with mesothelioma. |
122 |
228 |
0.999 |
120.89 — JustMonotone (justmonotone) |
82.05 |
61.44 |
February 26, 2021 |
| 25. |
#4750019 |
Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to medbay in that timespan, from which we saw each other, till you found yellow dead. Also if I were the impostor hypothetically speaking, how would I have finished all my tasks. |
256 |
442 |
0.999 |
157.30 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
106.10 |
73.85 |
February 5, 2021 |
| 26. |
#4750009 |
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. |
210 |
413 |
0.998 |
149.16 — Yamajac (yamajac) |
106.78 |
72.98 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 27. |
#4750034 |
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance. |
249 |
414 |
0.992 |
144.73 — Jon (jlachney) |
102.30 |
69.85 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 28. |
#4750018 |
Babe, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, you were poggers. It's me, I'm omegalul. I'm sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, I've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa. |
254 |
408 |
0.981 |
170.06 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
106.10 |
71.96 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 29. |
#4750005 |
Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? |
117 |
443 |
0.981 |
135.67 — Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) |
95.38 |
64.65 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 30. |
#4750014 |
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the rescue helicopter. Hey! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from Lego City. |
231 |
404 |
0.980 |
136.24 — RacinGalaxy (racingalaxy) |
96.71 |
67.49 |
February 5, 2021 |
| 31. |
#4750024 |
Attention: Your windows computer has been infected with a virus. Please call this toll free number to talk to an associate. The number is 06294824, The virus is currently taking your credit card info, Facebook login, tracking your keys and much more. Please call this toll free number to get rid of the virus. |
309 |
399 |
0.977 |
154.67 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
96.93 |
68.90 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 32. |
#4750012 |
If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't give it to you because he's never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he's letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox. |
224 |
427 |
0.964 |
159.97 — discord.gg/typeracer (landa... |
97.08 |
65.98 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 33. |
#4750026 |
These are cattails. They're just fairly common water reeds. And they're not edible. But don't you think they ought to be? They've got stalks and these groupings of highly compressed seedlings. That expand rapidly on impact. So they're not that good for eating. But even so... Me want bite. Me want Plant Corn Dog Delight! Me want deep fried. Me think water twinkie nice. |
370 |
181 |
0.959 |
143.22 — Alpine (relambrien) |
94.29 |
79.79 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 34. |
#4750011 |
This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the main menu button at any time. FastPlay will begin in a moment. |
216 |
382 |
0.951 |
132.29 — Phillip (tyr4de) |
93.68 |
66.20 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 35. |
#4750000 |
If I eated soap. I don't eat it because I did. No I didn't. |
59 |
515 |
0.942 |
191.51 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
99.07 |
62.36 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 36. |
#4750025 |
When I think, I think of lasagna. When I breathe, I breathe lasagna, in and out. When I listen, I listen to lasagna. When I eat, my meal is lasagna. When I walk, I walk on lasagna. When I speak, I talk about lasagna. When I change clothes, my clothes are lasagna. When I take a shower, I shower in lasagna. When I live, my life is lasagna. |
339 |
75 |
0.929 |
147.95 — Vielle (arc_sec) |
86.16 |
86.16 |
February 4, 2021 |
| 37. |
#4750028 |
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. |
388 |
174 |
0.921 |
122.83 — FrostTaco (frosttaco) |
85.40 |
70.69 |
February 4, 2021 |