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3810000 Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the ... 132 1 0.8954
3810001 I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by ... 242 5 1.1041
3810002 Susie, if you want to see your doll again, leave $100 in this envelope by the tr... 177 1 0.8963
3810005 Miss Wormwood, I protest this "C" grade! That's saying I only did an "average" j... 346 6 0.8675
3810007 Paul Gauguin asked, "Whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, ... 241 4 0.9226
3810008 As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact long enough to pass a t... 217 5 0.9501
3810009 Attention! All rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S. is now called to order by the gr... 528 3 0.8054
3810010 The hard part for us avant-garde post-modern artists is deciding whether or not ... 576 3 1.0416
3810011 Nothing I do is my fault. My family is dysfunctional, and my parents won't empow... 288 1 0.9966
3810012 In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, ... 215 5 1.0788
3810015 I like following the news! News organizations know I won't sit still for any ser... 308 4 1.0474
3810016 I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an ... 241 4 0.9590
3810018 Fine art is dead, Hobbes. Nobody understands it. Nobody likes it. Nobody sees it... 322 2 1.0748
3810019 When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm not going to follow ... 310 1 0.9627
3810020 Other kids' games are all such a bore! They've got to have rules and they gotta ... 252 6 0.9770
3810021 I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the ... 118 1 1.1412
3810022 I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the pu... 244 3 1.0120
3810023 We don't understand what really causes events to happen. History is the fiction ... 307 2 0.9847
3810025 This transmogrifier will turn you into anything at all. All you do is set this i... 218 2 1.0189
3810026 My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral release ph... 106 1 0.7724
3810027 Let's say life is this square of the sidewalk. We're born at this crack and we d... 433 4 0.9556
3810028 Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, Oh, gossamer web of wond'rous des... 183 2 0.8360
3810029 I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in sports. Somebody's ... 227 4 1.1115
3810030 Space travel makes you realize just how small you really are. When you see Earth... 392 3 1.1684
3810031 How I love to watch the morn, with golden sun that shines. Up above to nicely wa... 247 2 0.8891
3810032 That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place and, like, hurt. That ... 365 2 1.1393
3810033 Hal, who's empty but not dumb, theorizes privately that what passes for hip cyni... 521 4 0.9382
3810036 I'll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I'm not crazy ab... 224 4 0.9474
3810038 Like most North Americans of his generation, Hal tends to know way less about wh... 287 4 1.0530
3810041 Be a Student of the Game. Like most cliches of sport, this is profound. You can ... 351 2 1.0276
3810043 He didn't reject the idea so much as not react to it and watch as it floated awa... 251 7 0.9590
3810045 Gately can't even imagine what it would be like to be a sober and drug-free bike... 229 4 1.0541
3810047 How can an Image-Fiction writer hope to make people more critical of televisual ... 252 4 0.9112
3810048 I'm starting to see just why turn-of-the-century Americans' biggest fear was of ... 234 5 0.8494
3810051 Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old postmodern insurgent... 596 4 0.9113
3810053 I felt despair. The word's overused and banalified now, despair, but it's a seri... 281 1 0.9424
3810056 One of the few things I still miss from my Midwest childhood was this weird, del... 403 4 1.0154
3810057 The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and disc... 236 3 0.9896
3810058 Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the day-to-day trenches ... 244 3 1.1361
3810059 If you worship money and things, if they are where you tap real meaning in life,... 334 4 1.1630
3810060 "Learning how to think" really means learning how to exercise some control over ... 343 2 1.0687
3810062 How gullible are you? Is your gullibility located in some "gullibility center" i... 308 3 0.9706
3810065 It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a formal system per s... 226 1 1.0441
3810067 Somewhere, if you try to look it up, you can probably find a statement such as, ... 264 2 0.8922
3810068 It is not at all easy to draw a sharp line between cases where what is happening... 429 3 0.9994
3810069 We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a frog, and a fish all p... 510 4 1.0260
3810071 In the early days of computer chess people used to estimate that it would be ten... 441 3 0.9484
3810074 And Aunt Zelda all the women looked like you and Uncle Bob all the cows looked l... 355 3 1.0122
3810075 The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almost overwhelming. Dow... 213 1 0.9732
3810077 In 12th-century Pisa, Italy, the construction firm of Morrelli and Sons, whose m... 219 3 0.9511
3810078 Raised the ol' girl from a cub, I did. ... 'Course we had to get a few things st... 205 2 0.9312
3810079 In the early days, living in their squalid apartment, all three shared dreams of... 224 7 0.9990
3810082 You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down from 50 stories up, t... 237 2 0.9803
3810083 Sorry, your highness, but you're not really the dictator of Ithuvania, a small E... 368 3 0.9425
3810084 The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chick... 97 1 1.0000
3810085 And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact, the Hansens had bee... 216 5 1.0115
3810086 Like frozen sentries of the Serengeti, the century-old termite mounds had withst... 202 1 0.9639
3810087 I went to a party at the local county jail; all the cons were dancing, and the b... 208 4 1.1048
3810090 You've gotta be cool on Wall Street when your index is low. Dow Jones ain't got ... 235 4 0.9807
3810095 I'm dancing on the White House lawn; sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn; hangi... 282 1 0.8950
3810096 Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese. Death is a cold lasagne sus... 219 1 0.8979
3810097 Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned degree, and some o... 438 3 1.0141
3810098 Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of mathematics well I w... 170 1 1.1766
3810101 If depth of feeling is a currency then I'm the man who grew the money tree. Some... 342 2 1.1100
3810104 Peter Pumpkinhead came to town spreading wisdom and cash around. Fed the starvin... 274 2 0.9991
3810106 Never seen her glowing all that bright she's throwing like some aurora from her ... 455 6 1.1315
3810107 She claims she's found a way to make her own light. All you do is smile, you ban... 94 1 1.0000
3810111 Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but I feel that I should be heard loud and clear... 256 1 1.0888
3810112 We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. She can tell you 'bout... 330 3 0.9835
3810115 Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice ins... 245 5 0.9835
3810116 I can see you. Your brown skin shining in the sun. You got that top pulled down ... 202 1 0.9412
3810118 O beautiful for spacious skies, but now those skies are threatening. They're bea... 284 5 1.0435
3810119 Lying here in the darkness I hear the sirens wail. Somebody's going to emergency... 215 2 1.0654
3810122 Hello, hello, hello. With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now, ... 205 4 0.9190
3810126 Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a friend, as a friend, as ... 200 1 0.0000
3810128 Underneath the bridge the tarp has sprung a leak and the animals I've trapped ha... 227 2 1.0468
3810130 Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old. Self-appointed judges ju... 214 1 1.1137
3810132 I wish I was like you, easily amused. Find my nest of salt. Everything is my fau... 287 1 0.9846
3810134 It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid. It's so r... 250 3 1.1027
3810138 Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control. Somebody threw a spanner an... 454 3 1.0417
3810139 The work force is disgusted, downs tools, and walks. Innocence is injured, exper... 388 1 0.9338
3810142 Through these fields of destruction, baptisms of fire, I've witnessed your suffe... 213 1 1.1119
3810144 You get a shiver in the dark, it's a-raining in the park but meantime south of t... 212 1 1.0596
3810149 They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em printed out on my bedsheets. ... 261 1 0.9831
3810150 In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.tota... 292 1 0.9575
3810152 Cosby Show and Roseanne, think I've taken 'bout as much as I can. Judge Wapner, ... 337 4 0.8080
3810153 Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I ... 363 1 1.0097
3810156 First in my class here at MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion of D&D. M.C. Escher, t... 298 2 0.8464
3810160 It's a fact. I'm a quack. The disgrace of the AMA. 'Cause my patients die. Yeah,... 117 1 0.8153
3810161 Bringing to the table our capitalized reputation. Proactively overseeing day-to-... 316 1 1.0480
3810162 As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife ... 203 4 1.0006
3810167 I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest, who'd have known? I trace ... 282 4 1.0518
3810168 I never conquered, rarely came. 16 just held such better days. Days when I still... 263 1 0.8488
3810169 Sprawling on the fringes of the city in geometric order. An insulated border in ... 316 1 1.0029
3810170 Subdivisions in the high school halls. In the shopping malls. Conform or be cast... 292 3 0.9552
3810172 Summer's going fast, nights growing colder. Children growing up, old friends gro... 246 2 1.1001
3810174 From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the point of surrender t... 213 2 1.3583
3810175 Living in the limelight, the universal dream for those who wish to seem. Those w... 194 2 1.1219
3810176 Living in a fish eye lens caught in the camera eye I have no heart to lie. I can... 261 1 1.0703
3810177 Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets by on you. And the space he invades, he gets by on y... 348 1 1.0548
3810180 One likes to believe in the freedom of music but glittering prizes and endless c... 295 3 0.9127
3810183 If we burn our wings flying too close to the sun; if the moment of glory is over... 200 2 0.9614
3810184 They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of paintings from Sears... 254 1 1.0873
3810186 Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat. At night he becomes a bartender. He works ... 302 5 0.9480
3810187 Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all the factories down. ... 315 4 0.9828
3810189 Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers 'cause it's always been the sa... 204 1 1.1297
3810190 Oh, what's the matter with the crowd I'm seeing? "Don't you know that they're ou... 270 3 0.9149
3810191 Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac. Sputnik, Zhou Enlai, Bridge on t... 359 1 0.8175
3810192 Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again. Moon shot, Woodstock, Wate... 406 1 0.9496
3810194 I've seen those big machines come rolling through the quiet pines. Blue suits an... 236 2 1.0514
3810196 'Cause I'm a 21st century digital boy. I don't know how to read but I've got a l... 202 1 0.9977
3810199 I can't see the rationality. The world's not my responsibility, and happiness is... 218 3 1.0067
3810200 Culture was the seed of proliferation but it's gotten melded into an inharmonic ... 299 1 0.8224
3810201 Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps... 285 5 1.0399
3810203 Les? Les? Les, are you there? Les isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot repor... 209 1 0.9780
3810204 Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clothes, anything. So Ca... 337 2 0.9919
3810205 If Edward R. Murrow, my idol, were here, he'd say, "That's censorship!" On the o... 279 1 0.8350
3810208 I already belong to a union. It's a quasi-religious group called the Internation... 280 2 0.8911
3810209 In the top story of the day, General Wallace Nasami, head of the emerging nation... 246 2 1.0440
3810214 London! Madrid! Bangkok! Moscow! Cincinnati! From the four corners of the world,... 291 1 0.8697
3810217 If you knew how to run a business he'd still have a job and he wouldn't be leavi... 210 2 1.1284
3810219 You're just a whiny little basket case who's milking this depression thing for a... 276 1 0.8611
3810221 Hey! Black people are just like us. They're every bit as good as us and any peop... 210 9 0.9834
3810227 And the government is something like 3 trillion dollars in debt, I mean I think ... 433 4 0.9449
3810228 Let me correct a few points here. I am Becky's father. By definition, therefore,... 363 2 1.0235
3810230 Foolish boy. Oho, you know nothing of my powers, do you? See, I'm not just some ... 248 1 1.0748
3810231 This guy's walkin' down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep... 665 1 0.8815
3810234 It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I, from time to time, ask senior staf... 406 1 1.0134
3810236 You think I think that an artist's job is to speak the truth. An artist's job is... 225 1 0.9547
3810246 Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said that we weren't rele... 200 4 1.0060
3810248 We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle series L1011. It came off the line 20 months ag... 220 4 0.8655
3810255 While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costume closet and disguis... 264 2 0.8885
3810257 So the speech was disturbing, the food was inedible, and the gift bags pretty fr... 282 1 0.9497
3810260 It's zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of pl... 244 2 0.9826
3810261 Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. But her Uncle Paul to... 256 3 1.0306
3810267 Grown-ups like to tell you where they were when President Kennedy was shot, whic... 404 7 1.0146
3810277 So I tried to be invisible. It's surprisingly possible. You just sit in the back... 212 1 0.8912
3810278 Dear Angela, I know in the past I've caused you pain and I'm sorry. And I'll alw... 596 1 1.1146
3810279 It's amazing the things you notice, like the corner of his collar that was comin... 229 1 0.9712
3810280 No catch. If you don't want to be here, go. I'm not gonna stop you. Well, you kn... 202 4 1.0656
3810283 Teachers want us to work, and I say, "Fine, I'll work. But you've gotta let me d... 361 3 1.0142
3810284 I guess you'd prefer we listen to that punk rock music I've been reading about. ... 273 2 0.9687
3810290 You know, I always noticed that the day after we have Salisbury Steak, we always... 258 1 0.9858
3810294 In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD, there was a guy named Joel not to... 277 4 1.0345
3810295 We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find. He'll have to sit and watch... 245 4 1.1182
3810299 This is a little ridiculous. Okay, so he kills a deer, he tans the hides, he str... 201 1 0.9138
3810300 Isn't it kind of weird? It's like, there's a guy in a gorilla suit, and there's ... 227 1 0.9853
3810305 Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Science has sent me my fi... 217 4 1.0113
3810306 So then Mabel said to me "well, why'd you wear those earrings?" and then we went... 398 1 0.9178
3810307 Welcome! You have passed through the first three thresholds of the Isaac Asimov ... 317 1 0.9453
3810311 Actually, it's more of a behavioral observation. Like, say the moose in question... 322 3 1.0150
3810316 Acting out is getting your nose pierced. Nearly dying in a pool of your own vomi... 113 3 1.1028
3810319 That! Right there. Do you have any idea how much I hated you for shoving me and ... 298 1 1.0573
3810321 Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us, ... 349 1 0.9541
3810328 Will you wait a minute, I didn't say that. I'm only happy because the guy can't ... 254 1 1.0000
3810333 And if you were prejudiced, you'd walk around thinking that you're better than a... 209 1 1.0499
3810336 Look, you can't stop the years from passing by. There comes a time when changes ... 351 2 0.9821
3810339 Liz, this is ridiculous! I cannot make the choice between the prevention of a ma... 194 1 1.0000
3810340 My old man never took us on a vacation. He didn't believe in them. Thought they ... 211 3 0.8123
3810343 Twelfth Precinct, Sergeant Yemana. Yes, sir. A stolen car? What kind of car, Mr.... 267 1 0.9368
3810347 Why are you asking me so many questions? So there's a little boy in the room. Is... 301 5 1.1448
3810348 The country's got to produce more goods. Then we've got to have a little more un... 207 8 1.1276
3810349 You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity ... 94 1 0.0000
3810350 Well, I remember one winter during the Depression when we didn't have any money ... 348 1 1.0028
3810351 Don't tell me my father was wrong. Let me tell you something, a father who made ... 254 1 1.3084
3810357 When I think of Butts, I imagine the ancients in India deciding that the knight ... 273 1 1.0506
3810358 It's very frustrating to me that we have not yet managed to develop an audience ... 296 1 0.8852
3810361 G.I. Joel's peers can question his ability, world championship or not, and laugh... 151 1 1.0000
3810369 Arthur Jay Klinghoffer, a professor of political science at Rutgers University, ... 293 1 0.9575
3810373 And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept... 275 1 0.9764
3810375 I have already told you, I have no further stocks of Veritaserum. Unless you wis... 303 2 0.9662
3810379 Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' i... 165 1 1.0309
3810380 Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants everywhere do! Have y... 266 1 1.0145
3810381 It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are... 264 1 1.1304
3810384 From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on the office floor, b... 261 1 1.1261
3810389 You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don't recall ... 223 1 0.9361
3810396 Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in thei... 370 1 0.8709
3810400 The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but sti... 196 2 1.0345
3810402 I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a cha... 306 2 0.9893
3810408 Not so hasty! You call yourselves hobbits? But you should not go telling just an... 152 1 1.0000
3810412 'Precious, precious, precious!' Gollum cried. 'My Precious! O my Precious!' And ... 305 1 0.9165
3810415 Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who ... 186 1 1.0353
3810416 There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire, it will not seem th... 203 2 1.0101
3810425 Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes. Some people say that bowling ... 215 1 1.0247
3810429 And I don't want the world to see me 'cause I don't think that they'd understand... 153 1 0.9638
3810432 Tradition is a trap that allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everythi... 285 1 1.0583
3810433 Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a present and she tel... 356 1 1.1459
3810436 In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you'd have a gr... 243 1 0.9843
3810451 Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, ... 169 1 0.7371
3810452 You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Well, like ... 279 1 0.9549
3810454 I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there will be computers... 268 1 0.9255
3810458 Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility o... 103 1 0.9145
3810461 Hello, Fawlty Towers. Ah, yes, Mr. O'Reilly. Well, it's quite simple. When I ask... 503 0 0.0000
3810470 You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and foot while I'm trying ... 298 2 1.0482
3810473 Manuel... my wife informs me that you're... depressed. Let me tell you something... 275 1 0.9027
3810474 Well, that was fun, wasn't it dear, the odd moment like that? It's almost worth ... 242 1 1.0379
3810486 We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. Now... 213 1 0.9788
3810489 Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force ... 248 1 1.0640
3810490 Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and s... 218 1 1.0274
3810491 Oh, and one more thing; I've stolen a nuclear weapon. And if you do not rid this... 259 1 0.9647
3810494 The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too well. You became unab... 219 1 1.2263
3810495 Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by... 287 1 0.8817
3810509 Well, isn't this great, we've all learned something. Tony can't choose who his s... 228 1 1.0517
3810511 Now wait a minute. Just a minute. There's only one thing you need in life to mak... 253 1 1.0548
3810516 I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's all, it's all for n... 293 1 1.0972
3810520 The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a... 254 1 0.7790
3810521 That's great it starts with an earthquake. Birds and snakes and aeroplanes and L... 105 1 1.0000
3810523 Let me ask you this: Do you really think the boy'd shout out a thing like that s... 170 1 0.9019
3810526 I don't understand you people! I mean all these picky little points you keep bri... 411 1 1.0308
3810527 Brother, you really are somethin'. You sit here, vote guilty like the rest of us... 340 1 0.9410
3810528 This gentleman has been standing alone against us. Now, he doesn't say that the ... 351 2 1.1043
3810529 According to the testimony, the boy looks guilty... maybe he is. I sat there in ... 557 1 1.0143
3810533 What's the matter with you guys? You all know he's guilty! He's got to burn! You... 121 1 0.8963
3810542 In Carl Jung's opinion, we all have a sixth sense - intuition. When you meet som... 243 1 0.9010
3810545 My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a t... 126 1 1.0000
3810547 My name is Harvey Pekar - that's an unusual name - Harvey Pekar. 1960 was the ye... 246 1 1.1933
3810550 You know, you go to thrift shops and you go to garage sales because you think yo... 274 1 1.1103
3810558 By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eating vegetables or taki... 224 1 0.9843
3810568 Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad. People have forgott... 336 2 1.0603
3810589 Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends. You don'... 312 1 1.0843
3810590 It is now 7:06. You have exactly 8 hours and 54 minutes to think about WHY you a... 381 1 1.0445
3810599 Do you realize that more people will be watching you tonight than all those who ... 128 1 0.9798
3810605 Don't you know what it means to me to be a Marine, Dad? Ever since I was a kid I... 206 1 1.1025
3810607 I had a mother, I had a father, things - things that made sense. Do you remember... 209 2 1.0001
3810611 I finally figured it out. It's like when they realized it was gonna be too expen... 534 2 1.0337
3810612 I read this thing the other day about how when you hear that ding on your inbox ... 225 1 0.9911
3810617 I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I play video games, which I thin... 137 1 0.9932
3810620 There'll always be the argument that video games are meant to be played for fun.... 378 2 1.0695
3810621 I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glor... 190 1 0.9868
3810623 I've always felt there's something inherently psychopathic about joining the arm... 274 1 0.9637
3810624 He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my life. He's better at t... 228 1 0.9683
3810630 Clear the lines of lint in your head one at a time and the king will be left sta... 157 2 0.8285
3810640 Everybody on campus was using it. "Facebook me" was the common expression after ... 231 1 0.9989
3810642 And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. Unless you take bad ... 342 1 1.0680
3810644 Well, that's their own stupidity, I should have been there. Well, darkness is th... 314 1 0.9915
3810645 I don't hate anybody. The Winklevii aren't suing me for intellectual property th... 208 1 1.0306
3810646 It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through you... 210 1 1.1046
3810648 We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the i... 88 1 1.0000
3810651 Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... We... 261 1 0.9818
3810659 It's a praying mantis. Do you know how they mate? The male will sneak up on the ... 226 2 0.9869
3810669 Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about the satellite? Is it s... 229 0 0.0000
3810672 There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog ... 183 1 0.0000
3810676 Out in California they're gonna have some warm weather tomorrow, gang wars, and ... 203 1 0.9424
3810678 Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you could always use a litt... 210 1 1.1081
3810679 Pal, you got that moisture on your head. Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or... 159 1 1.0000
3810682 We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel. T... 297 1 0.9250
3810687 Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, w... 236 1 1.0701
3810690 In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race ... 158 1 1.0983
3810691 This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance to let our hair down... 304 2 0.9558
3810698 You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong so you could've ... 451 1 1.0927
3810700 It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big diff... 279 2 1.1890
3810703 You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple... 216 1 1.0115
3810704 Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels! If you d... 280 1 0.9982
3810719 Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realiz... 220 1 0.8799
3810737 Every time I think of exercise, I have to lie right down until the feeling leave... 85 1 0.9237
3810740 I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a ... 605 1 0.8560
3810749 So a rich little man with white hair died. What has that got to do with the pric... 394 1 1.0339
3810750 What is finished is the idea that this great country is dedicated to the freedom... 334 1 0.9113
3810755 On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade ... 302 1 0.9506
3810761 I mean, he's got a corporate secrecy agreement - give me a break! I mean, this i... 322 1 0.7653
3810780 You know those pictures in the National Geographic about the Aurora Borealis? Th... 232 1 1.0299
3810783 Now there are all kinds of ideas that would be fun to believe in: mental telepat... 309 1 0.9760
3810789 Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 a... 319 1 1.0847
3810792 He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexandria or Rome or Camel... 228 1 1.0521
3810793 You're so deceitful you can't ask for water when you're thirsty. We could tangle... 111 1 0.9157
3810812 Good news, kiddies! Time for another exclusive WBBY "Watergate profile"! Today's... 434 1 0.8445
3810813 For instance, last Monday, he told me to have the Great Wall torn down, since it... 517 1 1.0550
3810824 Let me tell you the story of right hand, left hand. It's a tale of good and evil... 269 1 1.0000
3810832 I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did you... 342 1 1.0751
3810834 Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for like a shrink kit that... 119 1 0.9408
3810836 I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looke... 224 1 0.9753
3810839 Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you ... 317 1 0.9751
3810844 We think it is time that you recognized that you are masters in someone else's h... 275 1 1.0775
3810845 No man's life can be encompassed in one telling. There is no way to give each ye... 282 1 1.0417
3810853 You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortu... 185 1 0.8212
3810854 Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have th... 243 1 0.8972
3810857 Why, if I had a brain I could... I could while away the hours, conferrin' with t... 207 1 0.8483
3810858 When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle, and yet I'm torn apart... 159 1 1.0792
3810863 A heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much you are loved by othe... 83 1 1.0695
3810865 Finally the press is interested again in Bela Lugosi. There is no such thing as ... 210 1 1.0933
3810869 We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine, and turned him into a suc... 207 1 0.8447
3810870 Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the th... 306 1 1.0000
3810872 In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits... 260 1 0.9586
3810876 I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were... 224 1 1.0908
3810878 This little droid. I think he's searching for his former master. I've never seen... 232 1 1.1229
3810879 Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calc... 208 1 0.9130
3810900 Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself th... 365 1 1.0380
3810901 I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Tru... 281 1 1.0119
3810910 Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that th... 102 1 1.0000
3810918 I took a course in art last winter. I learnt the difference between a fine oil p... 313 1 0.9891
3810921 Pooka. From old Celtic mythology, a fairy spirit in animal form, always very lar... 254 1 0.9230
3810927 Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, ou... 305 1 0.9972
3810931 There were those of us who fought against this. But in the end, we could not kee... 483 1 1.0189
3810933 That's about the size of it. However, we are plowing through every possible thre... 226 2 1.0341
3810935 Now, I'm going to give you three simple rules. First, trust no one, whatever his... 295 1 1.0972
3810942 Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the... 200 2 0.9296
3810943 Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never! What we've got here is failure... 254 1 0.8763
3810944 He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him. He back-sassed a free man... 275 1 1.0441
3810954 My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sentence I read once an... 147 1 1.0876
3810956 There's a world of difference between being called crow-head and being called ca... 205 1 0.9583
3810959 I etched your name in the clouds but it was lost when the thunder cried. I etche... 206 2 1.0117
3810960 I know. I'm trying to save him by avoiding him so I could be with him. But I can... 233 1 0.8881
3810961 Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone else a piece thing. T... 249 1 1.0157
3810962 Look at me. I'm 24 and I've never done anything. I have a worthless philosophy d... 277 1 1.0495
3810963 I'm not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine when existence had ... 228 1 1.0040
3810964 A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more successful than I am, ... 197 1 1.0000
3810969 You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated than you are but don't... 184 1 0.9692
3810974 Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wishes a mile long and... 213 1 1.0790
3810975 It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave to try to be happy. ... 237 1 1.0619
3810984 The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back ... 155 1 0.0000
3810986 The last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "some time when the crew is up aga... 305 1 1.1044
3810993 Check it out, I already made up a theme song. When a crime breaks out, all the c... 239 1 0.8941
3810999 And these medications have a legitimate use. They've helped a lot of people. It'... 261 1 1.0617
3811000 We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would esp... 468 1 1.0071
3811008 I want this mark all the way back to Earth with time to spare. We've never lost ... 178 0 0.0000
3811011 Monkeys? Think a monkey knows he's sitting on top of a rocket that might explode... 277 1 0.8454
3811022 Oh, actually all champagne is French; it's named after the region. Otherwise it'... 272 1 0.9789
3811028 We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. We can have them chasing a... 193 1 1.1890
3811033 I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me ... 257 2 0.8797
3811034 Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, l... 164 1 1.0859
3811035 I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concer... 135 1 1.0827
3811036 You watched the Gulf War. What did you see day after day? The one smart bomb fal... 248 1 0.9645
3811037 This is nothing! Piece of cake! Producing is being a samurai warrior. They pay y... 203 2 1.0269
3811049 You know I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a little groundhog. I jus... 267 1 0.9390
3811050 So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably where a new feeling wo... 218 1 1.1416
3811056 I don't know if I will have the time to write any more letters because I might b... 374 2 1.1193
3811059 Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person underneath the part of her that hates eve... 86 1 1.0000
3811065 Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated, "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown... 160 1 0.0000
3811067 According to Heraclitus, we cannot step into the same river twice. To put it ano... 447 1 1.0747
3811072 You're gonna stay here if I have to go inside and call your chief of police and ... 492 1 1.0326
3811074 Take me ten minutes to get a king size Coke and a wedge of pie. That is if that ... 110 2 1.0000
3811076 Some people thought we were at war with the Germans - incorrect. We were at war ... 396 1 0.9019
3811080 Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things... 105 1 1.1172
3811087 Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cu... 499 1 0.7711
3811094 This is a modern day startup but at heart it is no different from PC pioneers li... 352 1 1.0966
3811096 It's hard to believe that twenty years ago there were no personal computers. Now... 321 2 1.1503
3811099 One day in Boston, I was in Harvard Square. I saw a cover of Popular Electronics... 378 1 1.0347
3811101 Most of the people in the industry were young because the guys who had any real ... 157 1 1.0763
3811106 In a business like this the people with the power are the ones that have the und... 143 1 1.0974
3811108 Look at what they've done to you. I'm so sorry. You must be dead 'cause I don't ... 222 1 0.9484
3811110 He needs to go home; he's calling his people. And I don't know where they are bu... 102 1 1.0000
3811121 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy w... 202 1 0.9501
3811122 The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold and you're not all... 103 1 1.0000
3811127 Coal mining may be your life but it's not mine. I'm never going down there again... 104 1 1.0000
3811129 My life's work is teaching. And I believed that if you boys won that science fai... 458 1 1.0870
3811135 My mama always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you... 95 1 1.0000
3811136 Another time when I was running along somebody had lost all his money in the T-s... 307 1 0.0000
3811139 What can I say? I've ruined your day and made you all angry and surly. How could... 229 1 0.9991
3811143 Once upon a time dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate... 117 1 1.0000
3811154 My name is Marshall Teller. Not long ago, I was living in New Jersey, just acros... 617 1 0.9530
3811156 You wouldn't believe how easy it is to lose stuff here. I mean stuff that was th... 349 1 0.9414
3811157 Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun instead of battling the forces of w... 89 0 0.0000
3811161 While penetrating the inner sanctum of the Loyal Order of Corn, my trusted assoc... 212 1 1.0000
3811172 One day it dawns on you that you're starting to get old. Then it dawns on you th... 288 1 1.1833
3811175 There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi... 494 1 0.9278
3811185 Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference of civilization you... 323 2 0.9767
3811192 I hope you realize I'm holding you personally responsible for any and all damage... 217 0 0.0000
3811194 Jessie, Randolph was peculiar. Any man who would go to Ecuador to sell wall-to-w... 108 1 1.0000
3811196 Sicily, 1912. Picture this. Two young girls, best friends, who share three thing... 591 1 0.9397
3811197 Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart ... 284 1 1.1122
3811207 To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck th... 163 1 0.0000
3811210 I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that the... 471 1 0.9355
3811214 Cordelia, I have at least three lives to contend with, none of which really mesh... 143 1 1.0801
3811219 I had the best collection in the tri-county area. Browns, tarantulas, black wido... 302 1 1.0488
3811224 I carry a log - yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Behind all things are ... 304 1 0.9804
3811228 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those who open many eyes. Ey... 399 1 1.0778
3811238 But I've never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans... 147 1 0.9479
3811250 To the extent that experience is the sum of our memories and wisdom the sum of e... 191 1 1.3070
3811265 Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your... 93 1 0.9261
3811271 All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone that makes us comp... 270 1 1.0000
3811272 When you're a little kid you're a bit of everything; Scientist, Philosopher, Art... 160 1 0.8771
3811279 Some people pass through your life and you never think about them again. Some yo... 271 1 1.0068
3811290 Good evening from New York City. I'm Dan Rydell alongside Casey McCall. Those st... 261 1 0.9857
3811292 I'm particular about cake. And I have to say it's been my experience that men bu... 389 1 1.2310
3811294 I'm not promoting the economic upside as much as I am the opportunity to drink s... 104 1 1.0000
3811305 I can love you both for different reasons. Woody, I can love you because you're ... 208 3 1.1656
3811315 All right, listen closely. I was at the unemployment office and I told them I wa... 240 1 0.9885
3811326 You said I sounded a bit callous in my last letter, Dad. Let me see if I can put... 420 1 1.1903
3811343 Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. Everyday life can pr... 213 1 1.1458
3811344 Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna... 312 1 1.0531
3811347 When you're a kid, they tell you it's all, "Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get... 236 1 1.0060
3811354 There are fixed points throughout time where things must stay exactly the way th... 286 2 1.0581
3811356 One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energies, maybe even... 429 1 1.1137
3811363 Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more afraid of living. E... 277 1 0.0000
3811370 Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority driven. To facilitate o... 235 1 1.0779
3811385 Well, you see, that's another reason I can't help you catch this guy. I might ad... 496 1 1.2208
3811389 You think you find a way to deal with these things. In med school, you develop a... 295 1 0.9038
3811395 Morality, it could be argued, represents the way that people would like the worl... 145 1 0.9864
3811412 There could be whole antiworlds and antipeople made out of antiparticles. Howeve... 177 1 1.1298
3811432 A choice tells the world what is most important to a human being. When a man has... 197 1 1.0475
3811433 He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take a stand. I'm either... 235 1 1.0002
3811435 Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the things that went on... 199 1 0.8172
3811437 You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds. And Truffula Trees are what ... 281 1 1.0408
3811440 We are the bright new stars born of a screaming black hole, the nascent suns bur... 299 1 0.9224
3811446 If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for our guida... 227 1 1.0586
3811447 Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shall we endeavor to ame... 482 1 0.9437
3811450 Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Turn... 180 1 1.0000
3811451 I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of the time. To be in company, ... 221 1 0.0000
3811452 I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one advances confidently in ... 218 1 1.0329
3811455 Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short intervals, not having had t... 230 1 1.1663
3811464 If you talk to these extraordinary people, you find that they all understand thi... 441 1 1.2213