| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4750000 |
If I eated soap. I don't eat it because I did. No I didn't. |
59 |
515 |
0.9420 |
| 4750001 |
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. |
61 |
555 |
1.0498 |
| 4750002 |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more l... |
84 |
575 |
1.0662 |
| 4750003 |
Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status. |
52 |
574 |
1.0284 |
| 4750004 |
The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you ca... |
115 |
523 |
1.0715 |
| 4750005 |
Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungi... |
117 |
443 |
0.9807 |
| 4750006 |
Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one has... |
122 |
228 |
0.9992 |
| 4750007 |
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra Mc... |
163 |
384 |
1.0059 |
| 4750008 |
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger Ki... |
164 |
441 |
1.0135 |
| 4750009 |
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The hu... |
210 |
413 |
0.9978 |
| 4750010 |
Son, you're too young. Do you really think there are that many people responding... |
212 |
405 |
1.0581 |
| 4750013 |
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly ... |
227 |
444 |
1.0251 |
| 4750014 |
A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the rescue helicopter. Hey! ... |
231 |
404 |
0.9804 |
| 4750015 |
I have an IQ in the high 130s. Tread lightly with that tone. You would be my sub... |
238 |
408 |
1.0078 |
| 4750016 |
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to... |
242 |
409 |
1.0473 |
| 4750017 |
Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the cool moons out there ... |
247 |
508 |
1.0686 |
| 4750018 |
Babe, I'm breaking up with you. It's not you, you were poggers. It's me, I'm ome... |
254 |
408 |
0.9813 |
| 4750019 |
Now let's say hypothetically I was the impostor. How would I get from reactor to... |
256 |
442 |
0.9990 |
| 4750020 |
The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happe... |
260 |
375 |
1.0025 |
| 4750021 |
Imagine thinking as long as you watch anime, you're a anime fan, lol what a joke... |
270 |
454 |
1.0541 |
| 4750022 |
You think you're funny? I'll have you know that my dad owns Microsoft, so you ca... |
285 |
403 |
0.9994 |
| 4750023 |
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl, a real one in half a... |
305 |
81 |
1.0113 |
| 4750024 |
Attention: Your windows computer has been infected with a virus. Please call thi... |
309 |
399 |
0.9772 |
| 4750025 |
When I think, I think of lasagna. When I breathe, I breathe lasagna, in and out.... |
339 |
75 |
0.9290 |
| 4750026 |
These are cattails. They're just fairly common water reeds. And they're not edib... |
370 |
181 |
0.9589 |
| 4750027 |
Let's say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, ... |
374 |
212 |
1.0166 |
| 4750028 |
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is i... |
388 |
174 |
0.9214 |
| 4750029 |
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke w... |
399 |
229 |
1.0299 |
| 4750031 |
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me li... |
434 |
230 |
1.0413 |
| 4750032 |
You have made a massive mistake. Doing this for me would have made you a symbol ... |
484 |
97 |
1.0680 |
| 4750034 |
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you tot... |
249 |
414 |
0.9916 |
| 4750035 |
I really love Nanahira. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love... |
340 |
136 |
1.0147 |
| 4750036 |
I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and th... |
482 |
118 |
1.0552 |
| 4750037 |
I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life w... |
176 |
257 |
1.0575 |
| 4750038 |
I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No... |
386 |
148 |
1.0545 |