| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4750000 |
If I eated soap. I don't eat it because I did. No I didn't. |
59 |
593 |
0.9406 |
| 4750001 |
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. |
61 |
638 |
1.0494 |
| 4750003 |
Sometimes I just want to copy someone else's status. |
52 |
656 |
1.0248 |
| 4750004 |
The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you ca... |
115 |
604 |
1.0722 |
| 4750006 |
Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one has... |
122 |
268 |
1.0067 |
| 4750007 |
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra Mc... |
163 |
458 |
1.0039 |
| 4750008 |
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger Ki... |
164 |
496 |
1.0112 |
| 4750009 |
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The hu... |
210 |
477 |
0.9986 |
| 4750010 |
Son, you're too young. Do you really think there are that many people responding... |
212 |
440 |
1.0553 |
| 4750013 |
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly ... |
227 |
500 |
1.0195 |
| 4750015 |
I have an IQ in the high 130s. Tread lightly with that tone. You would be my sub... |
238 |
467 |
1.0090 |
| 4750016 |
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to... |
242 |
473 |
1.0532 |
| 4750017 |
Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the cool moons out there ... |
247 |
564 |
1.0698 |
| 4750020 |
The phrase "it's just a game" is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happe... |
260 |
430 |
0.9987 |
| 4750021 |
Imagine thinking as long as you watch anime, you're a anime fan, lol what a joke... |
270 |
536 |
1.0497 |
| 4750022 |
You think you're funny? I'll have you know that my dad owns Microsoft, so you ca... |
285 |
460 |
0.9981 |
| 4750023 |
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl, a real one in half a... |
305 |
90 |
1.0141 |
| 4750024 |
Attention: Your windows computer has been infected with a virus. Please call thi... |
309 |
448 |
0.9791 |
| 4750025 |
When I think, I think of lasagna. When I breathe, I breathe lasagna, in and out.... |
339 |
82 |
0.9333 |
| 4750026 |
These are cattails. They're just fairly common water reeds. And they're not edib... |
370 |
195 |
0.9592 |
| 4750027 |
Let's say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, ... |
374 |
235 |
1.0190 |
| 4750028 |
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is i... |
388 |
193 |
0.9219 |
| 4750029 |
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke w... |
399 |
260 |
1.0276 |
| 4750031 |
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me li... |
434 |
250 |
1.0448 |
| 4750032 |
You have made a massive mistake. Doing this for me would have made you a symbol ... |
484 |
103 |
1.0629 |
| 4750034 |
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you tot... |
249 |
486 |
0.9886 |
| 4750035 |
I really love Nanahira. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love... |
340 |
158 |
1.0122 |
| 4750036 |
I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and th... |
482 |
129 |
1.0523 |
| 4750037 |
I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life w... |
176 |
304 |
1.0506 |
| 4750038 |
I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No... |
386 |
168 |
1.0621 |