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1. #4360051 They want to make bigger windows into smaller windows. If you had no window it would be a lovely thing. 103 91 1.138 183.46 — Ｖｏｌｈｏｓｉｓ (v... 80.47 80.47 December 4, 2020
2. #4360002 You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. 161 381 1.108 200.94 — Rest in peace (michaeltrayv... 131.88 89.19 April 3, 2020
3. #4360062 Don't ever use the word smart with me. Don't ever use that word. 64 40 1.100 124.39 — KC (hotdogkc) 61.18 61.18 December 13, 2020
4. #4360046 I have many bank accounts and they're all listed and they're all over the place. 80 45 1.083 144.84 — Technology (potus_donaldtrump) 69.80 69.80 December 4, 2020
5. #4360010 I don't want panic in the country. I could cause panic much better than even you. I would make you look like a minor league player. But you know what? I don't want to do that. I want to have our country be calm and strong and fight and win and it will go away. 260 336 1.077 177.07 — Vielle (arc_sec) 122.43 87.06 April 3, 2020
6. #4360049 We can't lock ourselves up in a basement like Joe does. He has the ability to lock himself up. He has this thing about living in a basement. 140 82 1.072 142.49 — ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... 70.68 70.68 December 4, 2020
7. #4360031 I never attacked him on his looks, and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter right there. 96 383 1.061 178.44 — Oppy (maximumchris2) 117.61 81.97 October 14, 2020
8. #4360018 Right now, in a number of states the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the ninth month. It is wrong. It has to change. 146 373 1.057 186.80 — NPA wiseboy (fartulence) 118.51 81.13 April 3, 2020
9. #4360006 Many people are dying who haven't died before. 46 429 1.057 183.69 — Oppy (maximumchris2) 128.24 83.10 April 3, 2020
10. #4360045 They say the stock market will boom if I'm elected. If he's elected, the stock market will crash. 97 59 1.055 119.96 — Rikka (rikka_takanashi) 61.79 61.79 December 6, 2020
11. #4360013 My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. 85 373 1.049 190.83 — カジュアル (kajuaru) 119.63 82.41 April 3, 2020
12. #4360044 He said we have to help our small businesses. By raising the minimum wage? That's not helping. I think it should be a state option. 131 63 1.038 134.68 — electricas (electricas) 62.21 62.21 December 4, 2020
13. #4360027 I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke. 51 383 1.036 190.42 — NPA wiseboy (fartulence) 118.78 79.05 November 18, 2020
14. #4360042 I represent all of you, whether you voted for me or against me. And I'm going to make sure you're represented. 110 51 1.032 134.30 — kweg (kweg) 62.20 62.20 December 5, 2020
15. #4360026 We should have gotten more of the oil in Syria, and we should have gotten more of the oil in Iraq. Dumb leaders. 112 311 1.031 177.54 — NPA wiseboy (fartulence) 109.13 76.27 November 2, 2020
16. #4360005 When people attack me, I let them have it back. You say physical appearance. You know, it's my hair but people are constantly attacking my hair. I don't see you coming to my defense. My hair is just fine, but I don't see you coming to my defense. But if I say something about somebody else. 290 286 1.028 162.86 — Oppy (maximumchris2) 109.47 77.66 April 3, 2020
17. #4360057 If I see tens of thousands of ballots being manipulated, I can't go along with it. They cheat. 94 79 1.022 193.75 — カジュアル (kajuaru) 71.21 71.21 December 4, 2020
18. #4360037 Every year I get the call. California's burning, California's burning. If that was cleaned, if that were, if you had forest management, good forest management, you wouldn't be getting those calls. In Europe, they live, they're forest cities. They call forest cities. They maintain their forest. They manage their forest. 320 160 1.022 166.15 — Vielle (arc_sec) 102.99 85.98 November 18, 2020
19. #4360050 I'd like to terminate Obamacare, come up with a brand new, beautiful healthcare. The democrats will do it because there will be tremendous pressure on them. We might even have the House by that time. 199 57 1.021 141.81 — Larryjr (alanis) 68.81 68.81 December 4, 2020
20. #4360036 I don't want to pay tax. Before I came here, I was a private developer, I was a private business people. Like every other private person, unless they're stupid, they go through the laws, and that's what it is. 209 303 1.021 192.29 — NPA wiseboy (fartulence) 109.74 75.51 November 18, 2020
21. #4360038 Millions and millions of people voted for us tonight. And a very sad group of people is trying to disenfranchise that group of people, and we won't stand for it 160 68 1.019 128.57 — Mart (siouxperm) 64.97 64.97 December 4, 2020
22. #4360059 That was said sarcastically, and you know that. That was said sarcastically. 76 78 1.018 144.03 — Technology (potus_donaldtrump) 68.32 68.32 December 4, 2020
23. #4360061 I want crystal clean water and air. I want beautiful clean air. We have now the lowest carbon... If you look at our numbers right now, we are doing phenomenally. 161 68 1.017 151.07 — Larryjr (alanis) 77.10 77.10 December 4, 2020
24. #4360032 Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong. 142 330 1.016 171.95 — Oppy (maximumchris2) 113.76 79.17 November 18, 2020
25. #4360008 I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I'll have Mexico pay for that wall. 214 294 1.014 132.06 — ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... 103.42 75.72 April 3, 2020
26. #4360023 I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean, I want to help women. 64 381 1.014 196.47 — NPA wiseboy (fartulence) 116.75 78.87 October 14, 2020
27. #4360017 Sure, I got deferments. Would you really want a president who was dumb enough to let himself get drafted? 105 325 1.014 168.74 — procrastination (hackermanh... 108.35 75.16 April 3, 2020
28. #4360039 This is a fraud on the American public. This is an embarrassment to our country. We were getting ready to win this election. Frankly, we did win this election. So our goal now is to ensure the integrity. 203 52 1.013 128.26 — ASourMango (asourmango) 65.40 65.40 December 4, 2020
29. #4360043 Joe, I ran because of you. I ran because of Barack Obama. Because you did a poor job. If I thought you did a good job, I would have never run. 142 68 1.013 114.82 — agm (aggums) 65.64 65.64 December 4, 2020
30. #4360052 I know more about wind than you do. It's extremely expensive. Kills all the birds. It's very intermittent. It's got a lot of problems. 134 76 1.012 145.34 — Larryjr (alanis) 67.35 67.35 December 4, 2020
31. #4360019 We will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea. Rocketman is on a suicide mission for himself and for his regime. 124 348 1.009 178.14 — Oppy (maximumchris2) 110.59 75.47 April 3, 2020
32. #4360048 We don't need money. We have plenty of money. In fact, we beat Hillary Clinton with a tiny fraction of the money that she was able to raise. 140 71 1.007 171.62 — カジュアル (kajuaru) 69.65 69.65 December 4, 2020
33. #4360060 Did you use the word smart? So you said you went to Delaware State, but you forgot the name of your college. You didn't go to Delaware State. You graduated either the lowest or almost the lowest in your class. Don't ever use the word smart with me. Don't ever use that word. 274 59 1.007 149.55 — Violet (vevergarden) 65.31 65.31 December 4, 2020
34. #4360011 You've really put a big investment in our country. We appreciate it very much Tim Apple. 88 356 1.002 189.52 — Vielle (arc_sec) 108.30 75.08 May 18, 2020
35. #4360047 I get treated worse than the tea party got treated... I get treated very badly by the IRS. 90 28 1.001 106.42 — ASourMango (asourmango) 47.67 47.67 December 5, 2020
36. #4360035 I'm the one that brought back football. By the way, I brought back Big Ten football. It was me and I'm very happy to do it. 123 317 1.001 162.45 — Vielle (arc_sec) 104.10 74.47 November 18, 2020
37. #4360055 I wear a mask when needed... I don't wear masks like him. Every time you see him, he's got a mask. He could be speaking 200 feet away and he shows up with the biggest mask I've ever seen. 187 37 1.001 100.90 — Noam (nflear) 62.69 62.69 December 6, 2020
38. #4360021 And he referred to my hands. If they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee. 125 314 1.000 147.00 — :/ (rawzyy) 104.11 75.54 April 3, 2020
39. #4360009 My whole life, really, has been a no. It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. I came into Manhattan, and I had to pay him back, and I had to pay him back with interest. But I came into Manhattan and I started buying properties, and I did great. 313 275 0.999 167.19 — Vielle (arc_sec) 102.43 76.09 April 3, 2020
40. #4360030 It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. 123 312 0.996 159.84 — (landarian) 103.83 75.50 May 12, 2020
41. #4360000 Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault! 141 272 0.993 150.57 — Technology (potus_donaldtrump) 100.01 71.92 November 18, 2020
42. #4360025 Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional 'global warming' is worse. 125 320 0.989 187.17 — Vielle (arc_sec) 109.45 75.39 November 18, 2020
43. #4360020 He said I have small hands. They're not small, are they? I've never heard that one before! I've always had people say, "Donald you have the most beautiful hands!" 162 282 0.987 159.99 — Larryjr (alanis) 105.48 74.41 October 10, 2020
44. #4360054 I'm the one who brought back football. By the way, I brought back Big Ten football. It was me and I'm very happy to do it. 122 69 0.985 144.84 — ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... 68.68 68.68 December 4, 2020
45. #4360040 We'll be going to the US Supreme Court. We want all voting to stop. We don't want them to find any ballots at 4 o'clock in the morning and add them to the list, OK? 164 58 0.984 91.98 — albatross (awehiuaf) 58.81 58.81 December 4, 2020
46. #4360022 Despite the constant negative press covfefe. 44 417 0.984 165.36 — Larryjr (alanis) 106.97 72.78 April 3, 2020
47. #4360007 Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible. 91 296 0.975 174.55 — Oppy (maximumchris2) 106.22 73.44 April 3, 2020
48. #4360029 I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney - I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. 256 244 0.973 125.96 — accongero (geononquit) 94.29 71.45 October 14, 2020
49. #4360024 To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so good looking. 95 331 0.972 142.75 — Shu (mitsukimoon) 102.04 71.16 November 2, 2020
50. #4360033 People like me from previous months, okay? Total control. Bing bing bong bong, bing bing bing - you know what that is, right? 125 308 0.964 157.22 — Rest in peace (michaeltrayv... 100.60 69.83 May 12, 2020
51. #4360041 I won the election! I won this election, by a lot! 50 36 0.963 86.68 — Ramu (veganerniels) 50.02 50.02 December 13, 2020
52. #4360056 Insulin - it was destroying families, destroying people, the cost. I'm getting it for so cheap it's like water, you want to know the truth. So cheap. 149 57 0.954 140.68 — ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... 66.13 66.13 December 4, 2020
53. #4360015 I like China. I just sold an apartment for $15 million to someone from China. Am I supposed to dislike them? 108 273 0.952 147.79 — Violet (vevergarden) 97.41 69.88 November 18, 2020
54. #4360003 You look at Nebraska, you look at Idaho, you look at Iowa... I could name many countries... 91 321 0.950 154.08 — ⛧🦇🎃💀🎃🦇⛧ ... 98.00 70.04 April 3, 2020
55. #4360012 And remember the $5 billion website? Five billion we spent on a website, and to this day it doesn't work. A $5 billion dollar website? I have so many websites. I have them all over the place. I hire people, they do a website. It costs me $3. 241 201 0.947 154.36 — Vielle (arc_sec) 90.24 68.51 April 3, 2020
56. #4360001 The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. 114 304 0.945 150.81 — Oppy (maximumchris2) 97.82 70.10 April 3, 2020
57. #4360053 It's worse than paying. I paid in advance. It's called prepaying your taxes. I paid in advanced. 96 97 0.945 110.99 — SirCanaanDoyle (elevayshun) 59.95 59.95 December 4, 2020
58. #4360016 That's one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich. So if I need $600 million, I can put $600 million myself. That's a huge advantage. I must tell you, that's a huge advantage over the other candidates. 237 181 0.945 141.61 — George (georgious) 88.46 71.04 April 3, 2020
59. #4360004 Congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on a great game, and a fantastic comeback, under immense pressure. You represented the Great State of Kansas and, in fact, the entire USA, so very well. Our Country is PROUD OF YOU! 223 199 0.925 128.39 — kewl (hyper_racer) 88.33 68.66 April 3, 2020
60. #4360028 Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen! 175 224 0.921 133.98 — kewl (hyper_racer) 91.23 67.15 November 18, 2020
61. #4360058 "I'm not going to answer the question.". "Why wouldn't you answer that question? You want to put a lot of new Supreme Court Justices. Radical left.". "Will you shut up, man?" 174 30 0.897 141.21 — Discord Bot: tinyurl.com/Ty... 72.78 72.78 December 4, 2020
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63. #4360014 Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is, we don't have Stars anymore - except your President. (just kidding, of course)! 123 186 0.865 115.04 — ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... 75.43 60.16 April 3, 2020