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Rank ID Text Length Races Difficulty Rating Top Score Top 100 Average Active Since
1. #3510002 Do you think when she goes to sleep, she counts herself? 56 21 1.240 178.86 — (zambricks) 147.39 147.39 August 9, 2022
2. #4800016 This war is a great big mess, and there's not a whole lot you and I can do about that. I mean, we can get back to London and try to get to the men who can. 155 329 1.098 170.81 — typeracerplays (typeracerpl... 106.88 74.42 April 1, 2021
3. #4800018 This war is a great big mess, and there's not a whole lot you and I can do about that. I mean, we can get back to London and try to get to the men who can. 155 333 1.098 159.60 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 104.33 72.98 April 1, 2021
4. #4350101 I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. 91 109 1.093 156.49 — Gascoigne (correctionhaha) 69.33 65.82 March 17, 2021
5. #4350523 There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to solve, but who we are and why we are here, are not among them, those answers we carry inside. 152 274 1.093 138.67 — Curse (aarkan) 84.72 64.63 March 17, 2021
6. #4070174 I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell. And for once it might be grand to have someone understand; I want so much more than they've got planned. 182 134 1.088 154.53 — g (gamamer) 74.43 65.83 March 19, 2021
7. #4800010 I'd like to keep the illusion that there is a shade of moral difference between us and those we fight. 102 335 1.086 149.76 — Goomba (dragoomba) 100.23 71.53 April 1, 2021
8. #4800003 Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option. 115 364 1.083 145.49 — Ryan (rya_nly) 99.92 68.95 April 1, 2021
9. #4350049 I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. 91 120 1.083 133.06 — fysh (fyshhh) 68.31 62.41 February 26, 2021
10. #4350522 In any war, there are calms between storms. There will be days when we lose faith, days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come that we forsake this planet and its people. 192 320 1.081 145.56 — Daniel (intangiblesniper) 100.82 71.01 March 17, 2021
11. #4800012 I learned that inside every one of them, there will always be both. A choice each must make for themselves. Something no hero will ever defeat. 143 319 1.077 133.93 — Anch (anch159) 93.44 67.87 April 1, 2021
12. #4800006 Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it could make you sick. 117 340 1.076 159.65 — Daniel (intangiblesniper) 101.87 70.42 April 1, 2021
13. #4350553 They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. 137 160 1.072 138.05 — Martin (gummybeartypist) 70.06 59.33 March 19, 2021
14. #4800011 I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind. But then, I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light. 137 346 1.070 141.26 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 100.48 70.50 April 1, 2021
15. #4180726 You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me. I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive. But you've shown me that's impossible. And as long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist. 329 260 1.069 153.56 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 98.62 74.72 March 18, 2021
16. #4350587 Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. 63 19 1.065 157.29 — (zambricks) 105.37 105.37 May 6, 2021
17. #4350521 They're surrounding the city to make a fortress so that no one can see what they're up to inside. Our only chance is the element of surprise. 141 280 1.059 149.76 — Sam (captaineleven) 81.19 61.84 March 17, 2021
18. #3551527 Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what you are meant to be. 98 48 1.056 177.25 — skill issue central (mufattm_) 57.68 57.68 March 18, 2021
19. #4180161 Something inside me has always been there. But now it's awake. And I don't know what it is or where it came from, but I need help. 130 104 1.051 141.19 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 53.35 52.25 March 18, 2021
20. #4800009 If no one else will defend the world from Ares, then I must. I have to go. 74 345 1.050 138.51 — Elvis (krewe11a) 98.13 68.15 April 1, 2021
21. #3622249 The Sky People have sent us a message that they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well, we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you. You tell the other clans to come. Tell them Toruk Macto calls to them! 257 204 1.046 176.83 — bivalvia (oroeoore) 86.91 68.82 March 17, 2021
22. #3622251 This is why we're here. Because this little gray rock sells for 20 million dollars a kilo. That's the only reason. This is what pays for the whole party, and it's what pays for your science. Those savages are threatening our whole operation. We're on the brink of war and you're supposed to be finding me a diplomatic solution. So use what you've got, and get me some results. 376 150 1.045 135.49 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 88.11 76.60 March 19, 2021
23. #4800017 The gods made the Amazons to restore peace to the world, and it's what I'm going to do. 87 342 1.044 136.68 — Goomba (dragoomba) 99.41 67.30 April 1, 2021
24. #3810876 I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. 224 188 1.041 142.73 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 86.57 69.66 March 18, 2021
25. #3810881 I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. 162 143 1.040 105.50 — Oflu61 (ilkerb) 66.77 58.79 March 19, 2021
26. #3810880 Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 86 101 1.039 117.06 — Sebastian (sebastian1406) 51.27 50.90 March 25, 2021
27. #3551634 When I was a kid, I thought Zootopia was this perfect place, where everyone got along and anyone could be anything. Turns out, real life is a little bit more complicated than a slogan on a bumper sticker. Real life is messy. We all have limitations, we all make mistakes, which means - hey, glass half full! - we all have a lot in common. And the more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each of us will be. But we have to try. So no matter what type of animal you are; from the biggest elephant to our first fox, I implore you - try. Try to make the world a better place. Look inside yourself and recognize that change starts with you. It starts with me. It starts with all of us. 700 32 1.039 138.86 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 107.82 107.82 July 14, 2021
28. #4070173 Here in town there's only she who is beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle. 97 61 1.037 139.90 — adonia (spongeboblovesfriends) 55.07 55.07 March 18, 2021
29. #4350554 I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive? 109 144 1.035 147.86 — Sydney (sydmarie) 69.08 59.01 March 17, 2021
30. #4800014 If you need to stop an asteroid, you call Superman. If you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But if you need to end a war, you call Wonder Woman. 153 333 1.031 141.30 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 95.99 66.77 April 1, 2021
31. #122 If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously. 207 182 1.030 140.26 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 86.39 68.43 March 17, 2021
32. #3551719 Peter, these are the years when a man changes into the man he's gonna become the rest of his life. Just be careful who you change into. This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up, doesn't give you the right to. Remember: with great power comes great responsibility. 321 163 1.030 143.51 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 91.82 79.52 March 18, 2021
33. #4180692 You're missing the point. There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it. 258 305 1.028 154.94 — bivalvia (oroeoore) 96.58 69.82 March 18, 2021
34. #3810891 Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Anakin was a good friend. When I first met him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. 361 133 1.027 125.67 — Marcel (mousestar369) 79.76 72.56 May 6, 2021
35. #221 Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail this person? 246 319 1.026 165.32 — Jammie (typos_z) 94.42 68.28 March 18, 2021
36. #508 This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. 73 7 1.025 129.51 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 41.13 41.13 April 17, 2021
37. #4350557 Yeah, divide and conquer is great, but he knows he has to take us out to win, right? That's what he wants. He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience. 179 252 1.025 140.11 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 77.12 60.16 March 17, 2021
38. #3551716 Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. 236 220 1.025 154.57 — Daniel (intangiblesniper) 87.18 70.02 March 18, 2021
39. #4800013 I know, that only love can truly save the world. So I stay, I fight, and I give, for the world I know can be. 109 331 1.024 145.19 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 96.77 67.14 April 1, 2021
40. #3810882 Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it! 205 176 1.021 140.93 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 82.90 67.54 March 17, 2021
41. #4180489 Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're going to win. Whatever it takes. Good luck. 477 189 1.021 149.24 — police (styrofoam) 89.26 75.85 March 17, 2021
42. #3810892 To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous. 248 263 1.018 130.18 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 89.05 66.69 March 17, 2021
43. #3810897 You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny. 101 52 1.018 104.67 — Diogo (naoseinomr) 55.46 55.46 March 20, 2021
44. #4060109 Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. 436 102 1.018 129.60 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 78.41 77.84 March 22, 2021
45. #3550041 Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. 218 178 1.017 147.58 — police (styrofoam) 89.24 69.99 March 18, 2021
46. #220 Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones, but in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. Then, one day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. 278 122 1.017 171.40 — Vielle (arc_sec) 57.74 53.16 March 20, 2021
47. #3640612 Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, but she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. 436 88 1.017 133.94 — Ryan (leeyanleryan) 80.83 80.83 March 17, 2021
48. #4180389 With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, they would all cease to exist and I call that... mercy. And then what? I finally rest, and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills. 235 321 1.016 131.35 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 95.51 68.58 March 17, 2021
49. #4800004 Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale. If somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. 234 259 1.015 147.25 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 89.50 66.20 April 1, 2021
50. #3622250 Look, you're supposed to be winning the hearts and minds of the natives. Isn't that the whole point of your little puppet show? If you walk like them, you talk like them, they'll trust you. We build them a school, teach them English. But after - how many years - the relations with the indigenous are only getting worse. 320 135 1.014 152.34 — police (styrofoam) 79.37 72.44 March 17, 2021
51. #4800001 You are incredibly predictable like a moth to a flame. What about my generous preposal are you in or are you out? 113 292 1.012 147.58 — Anch (anch159) 90.32 65.36 March 31, 2021
52. #4060116 When I was a kid, I thought Zootopia was this perfect place, where everyone got along and anyone could be anything. Turns out, real life is a little bit more complicated than a slogan on a bumper sticker. Real life is messy. We all have limitations, we all make mistakes, which means - hey, glass half full! - we all have a lot in common. And the more we try to understand one another, the more exceptional each of us will be. But we have to try. So no matter what type of animal you are; from the biggest elephant to our first fox, I implore you - try. Try to make the world a better place. Look inside yourself and recognize that change starts with you. It starts with me. It starts with all of us. 700 30 1.010 133.03 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 100.14 100.14 May 7, 2021
53. #507 You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. 174 144 1.010 121.84 — shelley] (shelleypeabody) 60.70 52.56 March 18, 2021
54. #4350520 Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth. But we were already too late. 654 58 1.009 120.15 — Ryan (leeyanleryan) 94.36 94.36 March 23, 2021
55. #3810896 I feel his presence. But he can also feel mine. He's come for me. He can feel it when I'm near. That's why I have to go. As long as I stay, I'm endangering the group and our mission. I have to face him. 202 174 1.009 140.54 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 81.58 66.65 March 18, 2021
56. #4060072 Oh, yes. The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it... or learn from it. 97 51 1.008 118.56 — Oliver (raptorrapture42) 57.17 57.17 March 18, 2021
57. #4350519 A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We can not let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out! 161 272 1.006 163.41 — (adma) 75.88 58.43 March 18, 2021
58. #3100050 Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. 170 300 1.006 143.34 — Goomba (dragoomba) 94.52 66.53 March 19, 2021
59. #4180050 Going to bed hungry. Scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I was the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise. 242 298 1.005 136.33 — police (styrofoam) 87.02 64.46 March 17, 2021
60. #219 A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. Then, one day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. 469 132 1.004 136.65 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 85.79 78.72 March 21, 2021
61. #1710002 A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. Then, one day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away. 469 246 1.004 162.17 — bivalvia (oroeoore) 86.62 63.75 March 18, 2021
62. #4180488 Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning, and that'll be it. And Pep, I know I said no more surprises, but I got to say I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like, well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I mean actually if you grovel for a couple weeks, and then move on with enormous guilt. I should probably lie down. I'm going to rest my eyes. Please know when I drift off, it'll be like every night. I'm fine, totally fine. I'll dream about you, because it's always you. 513 176 1.004 130.83 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 87.40 74.60 March 18, 2021
63. #223 Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. 268 132 1.004 132.59 — Mok (mokmoon) 61.73 55.05 March 20, 2021
64. #12 What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like... suicide. 143 183 1.003 135.18 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 81.31 64.33 March 18, 2021
65. #3551713 The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out. 95 107 1.003 121.77 — ellie (nveriyoth) 54.12 52.09 March 17, 2021
66. #4350486 With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting. 484 154 1.002 140.44 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 89.17 78.62 March 17, 2021
67. #3810893 Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion. You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. 350 188 1.001 136.81 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 89.31 73.44 March 18, 2021
68. #222 Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, you know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. 377 155 0.997 133.82 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 88.14 78.03 March 19, 2021
69. #3800008 Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast? 1352 161 0.995 134.34 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 84.20 69.36 March 18, 2021
70. #11 Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls MY destiny. 263 182 0.995 136.35 — police (styrofoam) 85.64 67.31 March 17, 2021
71. #3810877 Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire. 300 148 0.995 122.52 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 75.01 64.60 March 19, 2021
72. #4350524 At the heart of every legend, there is truth: a few brave souls unite to save the world. We can be heroes in our own lives, every one of us, if we only have the courage to try. Our fates were always intertwined, but now our worlds are joined as one. We need to repair our planets, work together, if we wish to survive. A dangerous secret is buried deep inside the Earth. There is more to this planet than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, calling all Autobots: It is time to come home. 486 165 0.994 132.47 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 86.96 75.55 March 18, 2021
73. #3550219 Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it. 76 12 0.994 92.19 — 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 (w... 34.28 34.28 May 23, 2021
74. #3810898 You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before and I don't believe you'll destroy me now. 88 59 0.994 138.17 — Howdy (abinder) 53.93 53.93 March 18, 2021
75. #3622483 Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast? 1352 160 0.991 141.14 — Anch (anch159) 79.65 65.68 March 17, 2021
76. #4060021 I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. Or should I say, I have. 168 244 0.989 149.27 — Jeff (crownslmao) 71.90 56.56 March 17, 2021
77. #3551712 I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want? 298 184 0.989 145.31 — police (styrofoam) 84.37 69.09 March 18, 2021
78. #335 During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy. 270 85 0.985 126.30 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 51.53 51.53 March 17, 2021
79. #4800008 Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city... he was trying to save it. That's slander. 88 281 0.984 127.06 — Zito (zrelova) 90.56 62.85 April 2, 2021
80. #4800005 The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out. 94 305 0.984 190.16 — Vielle (arc_sec) 89.12 62.95 March 31, 2021
81. #3550405 She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman. 241 176 0.980 142.27 — police (styrofoam) 78.60 64.15 March 17, 2021
82. #3810895 Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. 425 143 0.980 119.49 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 78.27 71.62 March 25, 2021
83. #3551603 I've seen this raw strength only once before, with Ben Solo. It didn't scare me enough then. It does now. 105 75 0.979 129.98 — 麟 (_qilin_) 48.64 48.64 May 7, 2021
84. #3550040 First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. 305 155 0.979 127.97 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 78.32 66.16 March 18, 2021
85. #3551715 You've spun your last web, Spider-Man. If you had not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her nice and slow. MJ and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time! 260 205 0.976 128.96 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 88.09 70.62 March 19, 2021
86. #3810878 This little droid. I think he's searching for his former master. I've never seen such devotion in a droid before. Ah, he claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what he's talking about? 232 157 0.975 135.61 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 80.73 67.27 March 22, 2021
87. #3250011 What are you doing in my swamp? 31 231 0.974 177.60 — (zambricks) 105.55 72.51 March 19, 2021
88. #4800015 Peace is a virtue. A state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, and justice. It is not simply the absence of war. 128 280 0.972 135.47 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 82.64 61.00 April 1, 2021
89. #3551802 He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. 695 36 0.972 123.97 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 94.79 94.79 April 3, 2021
90. #13 It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. 320 88 0.971 150.42 — Daniel (intangiblesniper) 73.24 73.24 March 19, 2021
91. #4350647 Someday, I will repay you. Unless of course, I can't find you... or if I forget. 80 52 0.968 91.90 — Andrew (drewbakka) 48.63 48.63 March 17, 2021
92. #3810894 Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt. Little does Luke know that the Galactic Empire has begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy... 449 140 0.968 125.42 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 80.05 72.81 March 17, 2021
93. #4350323 But the Joker cannot win. Gotham needs its true hero. "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." I can do those things, because I'm not a hero, not like Dent. I killed those people, that's what I can be. I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be. Call it in. You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. 521 160 0.968 139.57 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 84.12 73.71 March 23, 2021
94. #4800000 Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defense mechanism. Peter, what makes you think I'd want to know that? Who wouldn't? 150 291 0.967 141.13 — Euwern (euwerneese) 84.11 61.11 April 1, 2021
95. #4180051 I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives. Or should I say, I have. 168 251 0.967 119.72 — Chris (christrilling) 73.06 56.69 March 18, 2021
96. #4180111 I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am. 260 302 0.964 140.17 — Coyne (lunoplasty) 89.63 64.36 March 17, 2021
97. #334 Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy. 176 8 0.963 63.71 — Manish (cohle_m) 35.69 35.69 May 6, 2021
98. #3810875 A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force. 259 176 0.962 133.36 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 79.29 65.97 March 18, 2021
99. #506 You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. 334 146 0.961 126.72 — Ryan (rya_nly) 81.79 72.92 March 19, 2021
100. #4060025 Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess you don't entertain much, do you? 217 157 0.961 129.32 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 78.55 65.35 March 17, 2021
101. #4350558 I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep? 88 100 0.960 108.01 — Tim (scunci) 43.81 43.81 March 17, 2021
102. #4800002 With great power, comes great responsibility. Remember that Pete, remember that. 80 298 0.959 164.86 — ivﾠonﾠutube (unreaii) 92.84 62.52 April 1, 2021
103. #4070188 He's holding back, he's hiding - but what, I can't decide. Why won't he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside? 120 80 0.955 111.99 — Will (williamwang) 48.21 48.21 March 19, 2021
104. #4180612 Then, what shall we die for? You will listen to me! Listen! The Brethren will still be looking here, to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead. And what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons. They will hear the ring of our swords, and they will know what we can do. By the sweat of our brows and the strength of our backs, and the courage of our hearts. Gentlemen. Hoist the colors! 498 120 0.953 122.97 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 77.90 73.89 March 18, 2021
105. #3810879 Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it? 208 266 0.953 124.43 — Marcel (mousestar369) 89.29 63.62 March 17, 2021
106. #333 It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon. 232 53 0.953 99.59 — zurkhal (zurkhal) 48.40 48.40 March 17, 2021
107. #4800007 But she can never know. I made a choice once to live a life of responsibility. A life she can never be a part of. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man, given a job to do. And I'm Peter Parker, and I too have a job. 202 285 0.943 136.42 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 81.89 58.78 April 1, 2021
108. #4180738 Not that it's a competition, but she loves me 3,000. You were somewhere in the low 6 to 900 range. 98 78 0.937 107.44 — Sander (sanderbot66) 50.25 50.25 March 17, 2021
109. #3551717 Hoffman, call the patent office, copyright the name "Green Goblin." I want a quarter every time someone says it. 112 143 0.936 117.52 — Please use an appropriate n... 55.13 47.63 March 17, 2021
110. #4060117 Yeah... 200 dollars a day, 365 days a year since you were twelve, that's two decades, so times twenty which is... one million four hundred sixty thousand, I think. I mean, I am just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying. Anyway, according to your tax forms, you reported, let me see here, zero! Unfortunately, lying on a federal form is a punishable offense. Five years jail time. 387 107 0.923 119.74 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 65.24 63.47 March 22, 2021
111. #3551907 Mime! She is a mime! This mime cannot speak! You can't speak if you're a mime! 78 34 0.912 84.11 — David (whyischo) 42.97 42.97 May 8, 2021
112. #14 The garbage chute was a wonderful idea! What an incredible smell you've discovered! Let's get out of here! 106 3 0.902 37.08 — raja_rajeswari (rajimaha) 27.94 27.94 May 15, 2021
113. #4060037 Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! 168 180 0.874 146.53 — retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... 73.67 57.35 March 17, 2021
114. #3551718 Who is Spider-Man? He's a criminal that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace! What's he doing on MY front page? 116 119 0.838 85.88 — Brodo (tchoe87) 41.80 38.58 March 23, 2021
115. #4350555 "Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." In my own defense, that was a week ago. "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. I mean, please, aren't we all? "Textbook narcissism?" Agreed. 196 203 0.816 97.19 — Ryan (leeyanleryan) 55.02 44.02 March 18, 2021
116. #3551714 Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho. 72 5 0.588 20.64 — Onsterm (onsterm) 17.78 17.78 April 25, 2021