Below you will find a set of texts used on TypeRacer. Certain texts only appear on certain difficulties.
| Rank |
ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
Top Score |
Top 100 |
Average |
Active Since |
| 1. |
#4880017 |
I thought so. Those who can really do what they promise don't first pause to promise what they can do |
101 |
44 |
1.156 |
178.76 — police (styrofoam) |
82.90 |
82.90 |
April 15, 2021 |
| 2. |
#4880006 |
How can two people hate so much without knowing each other? |
59 |
52 |
1.117 |
155.30 — police (styrofoam) |
77.56 |
77.56 |
April 18, 2021 |
| 3. |
#4880024 |
Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember. |
117 |
16 |
1.091 |
150.14 — police (styrofoam) |
59.53 |
59.53 |
May 1, 2021 |
| 4. |
#4880010 |
I tried to imagine what it would feel like... to be sixteen years old and the most powerful creature on the face of the planet... and to be answerable to no one. |
161 |
37 |
1.072 |
154.49 — police (styrofoam) |
75.51 |
75.51 |
April 11, 2021 |
| 5. |
#4880018 |
Kids always think they're coming into a story at the beginning, when usually they're coming in at the end. |
106 |
51 |
1.051 |
154.74 — police (styrofoam) |
75.04 |
75.04 |
April 13, 2021 |
| 6. |
#4880000 |
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. |
132 |
47 |
1.048 |
143.92 — police (styrofoam) |
71.28 |
71.28 |
April 17, 2021 |
| 7. |
#4880005 |
You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up like a flying rat? |
149 |
41 |
1.047 |
163.35 — police (styrofoam) |
74.73 |
74.73 |
April 17, 2021 |
| 8. |
#4880020 |
Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. |
112 |
23 |
1.044 |
167.83 — police (styrofoam) |
67.67 |
67.67 |
April 13, 2021 |
| 9. |
#4880016 |
When a man carries an instrument of violence, he'll always find the justification to use it. If we really want to escape this war, we have to stop bringing it with us. |
167 |
51 |
1.042 |
162.12 — police (styrofoam) |
70.49 |
70.49 |
April 12, 2021 |
| 10. |
#4880028 |
No. You can't understand. Because you're reading the last chapter of something without having read the first chapter. |
117 |
44 |
1.041 |
166.65 — police (styrofoam) |
71.75 |
71.75 |
April 15, 2021 |
| 11. |
#4880015 |
Violence is stupid. Even as a last resort, it only ever begets more of the same. |
80 |
43 |
1.034 |
153.55 — police (styrofoam) |
64.97 |
64.97 |
April 13, 2021 |
| 12. |
#4880003 |
We aren't contractually tied down to rationality. There is no sanity clause. So when you find yourself locked down in an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember: There's always madness. |
254 |
36 |
1.032 |
137.73 — police (styrofoam) |
73.47 |
73.47 |
April 16, 2021 |
| 13. |
#4880007 |
I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. |
224 |
34 |
1.031 |
154.25 — police (styrofoam) |
68.38 |
68.38 |
April 18, 2021 |
| 14. |
#4880014 |
Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio! |
113 |
46 |
1.024 |
150.45 — police (styrofoam) |
69.49 |
69.49 |
April 16, 2021 |
| 15. |
#4880022 |
Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself. |
127 |
20 |
1.022 |
166.50 — police (styrofoam) |
57.51 |
57.51 |
April 26, 2021 |
| 16. |
#4880029 |
You're a little guy, Bode. Kids always think they're coming into a story at the beginning, when they're usually coming in at the end. |
133 |
37 |
1.014 |
155.30 — police (styrofoam) |
66.44 |
66.44 |
April 12, 2021 |
| 17. |
#4880009 |
For to be human is not enough... when gods cry war amidst the thunder. |
70 |
43 |
1.004 |
140.42 — police (styrofoam) |
74.68 |
74.68 |
April 14, 2021 |
| 18. |
#4880026 |
The trouble is the kind of guy I want to go out with doesn't even exist... Like a rugged, chain-smoking, intellectual, adventurer guy who's really serious, but also really funny and mean. |
187 |
38 |
1.000 |
141.82 — police (styrofoam) |
71.20 |
71.20 |
April 14, 2021 |
| 19. |
#4880027 |
Everyone looks up to you. They listen to you. If you tell them to fight, they'll fight. But they need to be inspired. And let's face it, Superman the last time you really inspired anyone - was when you were dead. |
212 |
36 |
0.999 |
164.83 — police (styrofoam) |
68.85 |
68.85 |
April 12, 2021 |
| 20. |
#4880013 |
He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful. |
118 |
56 |
0.994 |
140.11 — police (styrofoam) |
70.40 |
70.40 |
April 14, 2021 |
| 21. |
#4880012 |
During the years we were together we fought the strangest villains of all time. Villains like the Firebug and Young Nastyman, don't say a word, and the most troublesome of the lot, the freakish dwarf genius called Doctor Gargunza. |
230 |
33 |
0.987 |
150.22 — police (styrofoam) |
70.29 |
70.29 |
April 11, 2021 |
| 22. |
#4880023 |
Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot. |
141 |
22 |
0.985 |
141.13 — police (styrofoam) |
65.30 |
65.30 |
April 13, 2021 |
| 23. |
#4880019 |
People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. |
93 |
9 |
0.985 |
159.22 — police (styrofoam) |
62.91 |
62.91 |
April 14, 2021 |
| 24. |
#4880001 |
It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing? |
165 |
34 |
0.974 |
143.80 — police (styrofoam) |
63.18 |
63.18 |
April 13, 2021 |
| 25. |
#4880004 |
I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! |
153 |
37 |
0.972 |
151.24 — police (styrofoam) |
72.96 |
72.96 |
April 11, 2021 |
| 26. |
#4880002 |
Memories can be vile. Repulsive little brutes, like children I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? |
210 |
31 |
0.968 |
143.19 — police (styrofoam) |
69.28 |
69.28 |
April 14, 2021 |
| 27. |
#4880011 |
You could do anything, John. You'd never need to turn back to dull, weak, human Johnny Bates ever again. you could sever all your links with humanity. You could become remorseless, unstoppable... and totally corrupt. |
216 |
21 |
0.954 |
135.47 — police (styrofoam) |
69.53 |
69.53 |
May 17, 2021 |
| 28. |
#4880021 |
Everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain. Everybody. Everybody has their story to tell. |
127 |
16 |
0.922 |
140.00 — police (styrofoam) |
48.34 |
48.34 |
April 21, 2021 |
| 29. |
#4880008 |
When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! |
135 |
40 |
0.910 |
154.20 — police (styrofoam) |
63.37 |
63.37 |
April 18, 2021 |
| 30. |
#4880025 |
Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition. |
131 |
34 |
0.888 |
127.62 — police (styrofoam) |
61.89 |
61.89 |
April 17, 2021 |