| ID |
Text |
Length |
Races |
Difficulty Rating |
| 4590001 |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu: You get what you de... |
86 |
1,474 |
0.9679 |
| 4590002 |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going... |
97 |
1,501 |
1.0670 |
| 4590004 |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. |
66 |
1,514 |
0.9893 |
| 4590005 |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
56 |
1,622 |
0.9934 |
| 4590009 |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink an... |
89 |
1,302 |
0.9825 |
| 4590010 |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of p... |
127 |
1,134 |
1.0530 |
| 4590011 |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks! I'l... |
101 |
1,409 |
0.9693 |
| 4590013 |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on a head. |
68 |
1,750 |
1.0628 |
| 4590014 |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny. |
77 |
1,651 |
1.0607 |
| 4590016 |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But... |
116 |
1,105 |
0.9192 |
| 4590017 |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. |
71 |
1,771 |
1.1237 |
| 4590018 |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving... |
87 |
1,510 |
1.0322 |
| 4590019 |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. |
71 |
1,613 |
1.0311 |
| 4590020 |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. |
63 |
1,285 |
1.0848 |
| 4590021 |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
69 |
88 |
1.0710 |
| 4590023 |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. |
69 |
73 |
0.9628 |
| 4590027 |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the ... |
106 |
1,122 |
1.0388 |
| 4590029 |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... |
96 |
403 |
0.9620 |
| 4590031 |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
56 |
1,273 |
1.0756 |
| 4590032 |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
64 |
75 |
1.1535 |
| 4590033 |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind ... |
129 |
953 |
0.9009 |
| 4590034 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
81 |
523 |
1.0548 |
| 4590035 |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... |
96 |
416 |
0.9800 |
| 4590036 |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin. |
63 |
1,467 |
1.0406 |
| 4590037 |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets... |
138 |
1,249 |
1.0858 |
| 4590039 |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of... |
110 |
1,133 |
1.0814 |
| 4590040 |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars characters. His brother Jab... |
121 |
1,182 |
0.9903 |
| 4590042 |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
59 |
1,226 |
0.9439 |
| 4590047 |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be... |
122 |
1,204 |
1.0741 |
| 4590048 |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such a passionate kisser... |
143 |
1,047 |
0.9926 |
| 4590049 |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have children. So anybody wh... |
162 |
1,154 |
1.0908 |
| 4590050 |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodk... |
89 |
1,249 |
1.0103 |
| 4590051 |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instanc... |
120 |
1,167 |
1.0283 |
| 4590052 |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so po... |
121 |
973 |
0.9940 |
| 4590053 |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, they say my teeth are t... |
158 |
1,008 |
0.9792 |
| 4590056 |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when... |
107 |
1,046 |
0.9873 |
| 4590058 |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it's an exit. A pessimi... |
223 |
939 |
1.0457 |
| 4590060 |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have now? Andy has diabetes... |
85 |
1,105 |
0.8967 |
| 4590061 |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitting each other with ... |
114 |
1,260 |
1.0712 |
| 4590062 |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can't fly. |
74 |
1,415 |
1.0626 |
| 4590067 |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
53 |
882 |
1.0314 |
| 4590068 |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
58 |
12 |
1.2952 |
| 4590071 |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of bl... |
123 |
656 |
1.0527 |
| 4590077 |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently yo... |
122 |
683 |
1.0778 |
| 4590080 |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. |
81 |
919 |
1.0501 |
| 4590081 |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone... |
90 |
779 |
1.0439 |
| 4590083 |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... |
134 |
655 |
1.0595 |
| 4590091 |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned ... |
86 |
804 |
1.1460 |
| 4590092 |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
61 |
733 |
1.0120 |
| 4590093 |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the thermometer, last time i... |
97 |
701 |
1.0425 |
| 4590094 |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bro... |
121 |
676 |
1.0966 |
| 4590097 |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putt... |
101 |
721 |
1.0436 |