Text #83

I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down. Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides.

—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
12900. Bean (waialiki) 85.95 97% 2019-08-31
12901. FamousPig (famouspig) 85.95 98% 2022-01-04
12902. jarl sondre (jallis) 85.95 95% 2014-01-18
12903. Kelly (pumpinz) 85.94 95% 2014-04-30
12904. Marcelo (idlebot) 85.94 98% 2015-09-17
12905. Scott (glorfindel1976) 85.94 2008-11-04
12906. Ahnaf (ahnaf75) 85.93 99% 2022-08-02
12907. Eliseu (eme71) 85.93 2009-07-21
12908. Barry (chaostheoryx360) 85.93 95% 2012-02-17
12909. Jim (cooljim70) 85.93 93% 2016-11-04
12910. Pan (dip797) 85.93 96% 2012-12-20
12911. Mac (ximamagex) 85.93 2010-06-11
12912. Jeffrey (shinhwa800) 85.93 99% 2016-06-30
12913. Haiman (h41man_01) 85.92 98% 2022-10-10
12914. varun (varunaadeez) 85.92 94% 2016-05-10
12915. Joshua (polished) 85.92 97% 2015-11-17
12916. Grant (ragecandybar) 85.91 98% 2021-09-18
12917. Ivan (ivantse) 85.91 94% 2016-04-25
12918. mcga (mcga) 85.91 98% 2021-11-10
12919. Jckyy (jckyy) 85.91 97% 2020-09-05
12920. Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) 85.91 99% 2018-02-16
12921. Mark (markxing) 85.91 2010-01-20
12922. imbad (imbad789) 85.90 97% 2021-04-22
12923. Yoga (eggnormous) 85.90 96% 2022-01-15
12924. MarkZynk (onekram) 85.90 98% 2021-01-06
12925. Anthony (avchen) 85.90 97% 2014-09-25
12926. Reid (rosenfeldien) 85.90 96.8% 2021-02-02
12927. Mozammel (mozammel) 85.90 98% 2016-03-22
12928. Eric (edluu) 85.90 92% 2013-01-13
12929. Mayara (marezita) 85.89 97% 2020-08-21

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 104,830 80.39 August 3, 2008
Long Texts 107 84.72 December 31, 2016
Instant Death Mode 96 78.40 March 30, 2010
Riverside Middle School 5 49.58 February 17, 2011
##typeracer 3 78.77 January 27, 2021
TypeRacer Classic 1 73.89 February 26, 2022