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The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know exactly what I mean. The key here is to not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

—from Love and Death, a movie by Woody Allen

Active since April 19, 2019.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 204.46 99% 2019-05-29
2. Bailey (quitless) 199.12 99.4% 2024-02-19
3. (joshua728) 196.73 98% 2023-05-30
4. izanagi (etherealvoid) 194.33 98% 2023-05-26
5. unban me (flaneur) 193.24 99% 2022-09-25
6. r (deroche1) 191.54 98% 2021-01-05
7. Jammie (typos_z) 190.19 97% 2021-11-28
8. Ibexus (ibexus) 189.21 99% 2021-07-17
9. _ (moonlightcake) 189.20 98.4% 2023-11-17
10. the ë (inconsistency) 188.66 98% 2021-12-03
11. Jammie (nonquit) (typos_zzz) 187.08 99% 2022-09-08
12. [NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 184.38 99% 2021-05-09
13. twitch.tv/8shaz8 (shazman) 184.03 99% 2023-05-19
14. decompose (decompose) 183.41 98% 2021-06-30
15. stridebreaker (chaoschild) 182.22 98.5% 2023-10-24
16. Rrraptor (megaextremist) 181.87 99% 2021-08-12
17. rocket (mythicalrocket) 181.52 97% 2023-07-23
18. Xeogran (xeogran) 178.29 99% 2021-06-02
19. whomsts mans (afterbreakonly) 178.16 99% 2019-05-01
20. chillin (slekap) 178.15 98% 2020-06-27
21. (tempaccount_1) 177.90 98.7% 2023-11-26
22. 🏎️Zermist (noquit) (ze... 177.89 98.7% 2023-10-23
23. will (willburt) 177.27 99% 2022-09-26
24. hi iamslow103 (klist) 176.98 99% 2022-11-08
25. (e6f4e37l) 176.50 99% 2022-05-21
26. n (carlibou) 176.46 99% 2021-09-28
27. (oatzs) 175.83 98% 2023-02-11
28. (evestay) 175.35 99.4% 2023-12-15
29. Jesse (jessegarcia) 175.16 100% 2022-01-30
30. Izanagi (baguettianmysticism) 175.04 98% 2021-10-31

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 21,816 88.80 April 19, 2019
Instant Death Mode 12 97.78 February 14, 2021
ᗜ Stenography 2 104.38 August 2, 2020