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See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg

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19. r (deroche1) 182.10 99% 2020-12-12
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Default (English) 28,933 82.92 April 5, 2019
Instant Death Mode 65 98.12 February 15, 2020
ᗜ Stenography 2 123.50 June 26, 2020