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See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg

Active since April 5, 2019.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
444. Colemak Lost (_champ_) 136.87 97% 2022-02-25
445. ❄ Max ❄ (maxwell0709) 136.82 97% 2019-06-20
446. Saso McDaso (justtypefast) 136.75 99% 2022-04-18
447. Zoran (newslowkeyboard) 136.69 100% 2020-06-12
448. Samson (sammichkun) 136.64 99% 2020-01-04
449. too weak too slow (ryli) 136.56 99% 2022-10-20
450. Zachary (zachattack972) 136.36 100% 2023-03-24
451. Saucter (saucter) 136.33 100% 2024-02-26
452. Eric (arsaulted) 136.28 98% 2023-10-15
453. (985t) 136.21 99% 2021-07-15
454. John (johnson6722) 136.15 99.6% 2021-01-29
455. benji (itstade) 136.05 98% 2021-07-28
456. Darth (darthbetterthanyou) 136.05 99% 2021-05-24
457. quack (shinonin) 136.05 97% 2022-11-20
458. Chris (bunkieme) 135.98 98% 2020-08-29
459. (jesterc) 135.97 98% 2023-05-07
460. Lee (cytokid101) 135.90 99% 2020-01-05
461. new kb time (jlam55555colemak) 135.90 99% 2022-05-05
462. bekah (bekah_g) 135.88 99% 2022-09-09
463. KAKA (whatdapk) 135.86 98% 2022-08-16
464. Ziggynator | 🐸 (airxq) 135.86 99.2% 2023-10-14
465. (slyne) 135.83 99% 2021-06-07
466. Berry (berryou) 135.74 96.9% 2024-03-16
467. justwannatype (justwannatype) 135.72 97% 2021-08-01
468. dilythion (dilythion) 135.70 99.6% 2023-11-29
469. typeracist (moron212) 135.70 100% 2020-01-10
470. (accelerated) 135.68 98% 2021-02-09
471. 咖啡coffee (universe_reve... 135.66 100% 2021-07-14
472. Mr. lee's expository writin... 135.65 98% 2019-04-12
473. WinterCore (wintercore) 135.42 98% 2021-12-23

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 28,933 82.92 April 5, 2019
Instant Death Mode 65 98.12 February 15, 2020
ᗜ Stenography 2 123.50 June 26, 2020