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The Relaxed Sphincter: This type of fart is often followed by an awkward silence when delivered in a group setting. Nobody likes to talk about it, but everybody is wondering why your sphincter is so relaxed. It's usually best to play dumb and say something like "That was weird."

—from Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting, a book by Pj Whitehill

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