Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3113. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 69.81 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
3114. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 69.81 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
3115. | Mauri (feministi) | 69.79 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
3116. | Chonlathep (unlimitia) | 69.79 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
3117. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 69.77 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
3118. | Aashil (aashil) | 69.75 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
3119. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 69.73 | 94% | 2021-08-12 |
3120. | Ferhat (ferhat) | 69.72 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
3121. | nikacchi (zekysan_) | 69.70 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
3122. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 69.70 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
3123. | Dim (workahol1c) | 69.69 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
3124. | Kartik (bhatiakartik10) | 69.68 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
3125. | Typing accurately! (alexand... | 69.66 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
3126. | Alan (remmedy1) | 69.65 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
3127. | Candy (candydealer69) | 69.62 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
3128. | Piotr (pjj12) | 69.61 | 99% | 2019-06-22 |
3129. | Juan (juanto121) | 69.60 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
3130. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 69.60 | 96% | 2019-08-21 |
3131. | Connor (jonecon) | 69.60 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
3132. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 69.59 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
3133. | nusstter (nusstter) | 69.59 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
3134. | Eenus (eenus) | 69.58 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
3135. | Gina (nannelcam) | 69.57 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
3136. | Proximitynow (proximitynow) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
3137. | _dar (e7egy) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
3138. | Vishal (vpm911) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
3139. | Michael (v3spula) | 69.57 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
3140. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 69.56 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
3141. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 69.55 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
3142. | Shane (unsociallist2) | 69.55 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |