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Excessive intake of alcohol as we know kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

—from Cheers, a other by James Burrows, Glen Charles, and Les Charles

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Instant Death Mode 8 91.69 March 7, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 4 93.27 April 17, 2021