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Ah, hello, Mr. O'Reilly. How are you this morning? Oh, good, good. No rare diseases, or anything? Oh, I do beg your pardon: Basil Fawlty, you remember? The poor sod you do jobs for? Well now, how are things your end? Oh, good. Good, good, good. Well now, how would you like to hear about things my end? Oh, well, up to your usual standard I think I can say. A few holes in the floor, the odd door missing; but nothing you can't be sued for.

—from Fawlty Towers, a other by John Cleese and Connie Booth

Active since February 14, 2018.
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70. gluon fan (poem) 127.91 98.9% 2020-01-11
71. Rrraptor (lalabird8) 126.90 98% 2020-05-12
72. Dopaminex (keatonasmith) 126.88 98% 2019-08-08
73. not zack (zzzak) 126.80 98% 2018-07-29
74. Polina (uniquesnowflake) 126.57 99% 2020-02-22
75. jse (dragoncityjose) 126.44 99% 2020-11-14
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78. Liban (hujala) 126.06 98% 2020-05-05
79. police (styrofoam) 125.77 98% 2018-12-13
80. dai (introspect) 125.63 99% 2020-09-03
81. ヒマ (himajintyper) 125.55 98% 2020-01-29
82. LeSirH (lesirh) 124.71 98% 2020-02-02
83. Fatass (fatassfingers) 124.56 98% 2019-03-05
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85. guy (grayeyes) 123.98 98% 2020-11-25
86. Aaron (aaronadamsnonquit) 123.82 100% 2018-08-16
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90. Jake (nameless337) 122.32 99% 2018-04-05
91. 💉 (milan_) 122.27 99% 2018-10-06
92. quack (shinonin) 122.18 99% 2020-11-10
93. Jacques (jacquesjacques) 122.13 99% 2019-07-08
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95. incel named Chad (heterosex... 121.76 98% 2018-11-15
96. Triklino (triklino) 121.14 99% 2020-11-06
97. (nonquit13) 121.01 98% 2019-11-07
98. top 10 quitter fosho (josasim) 120.96 98% 2020-06-10
99. maybe half the time (framed... 120.72 97% 2019-01-09

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 4,844 79.28 February 14, 2018
Instant Death Mode 5 105.38 February 14, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 1 122.64 November 13, 2021