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Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.

—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall

Active since February 14, 2018.
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9. joshu (joshunq) 174.19 99% 2020-12-13
10. (sidd_) 169.64 100% 2019-12-25
11. taran (slowaccount) 168.95 100% 2019-07-19
12. (alpha_panda) 168.09 99% 2019-11-16
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14. chillin (slekap) 166.67 99% 2019-06-08
15. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 166.58 99% 2020-07-29
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18. Stan (riverwalk) 163.06 99% 2019-09-18
19. (mononym_jisoo) 162.74 99% 2023-03-25
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25. Noah (licahfox) 158.42 100% 2018-09-06
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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 8,086 79.51 February 14, 2018
Instant Death Mode 16 88.17 December 8, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 3 76.69 August 16, 2021
All TypeRacer Texts 0 0.00 January 1, 1970