Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Halley (halxey) | 74.37 | 95% | 2024-08-16 |
| 2. | CrappyDino (crappydino) | 62.57 | 98% | 2024-09-02 |
| 3. | STAkribane (aaakribane811) | 51.76 | 89% | 2024-05-02 |
| 4. | tom (tom12233) | 49.54 | 94% | 2024-09-02 |
| 5. | rabbitgrowth (rabbitgrowth) | 49.38 | 94% | 2020-08-01 |
| 6. | Tiger (tiger_handsome) | 44.93 | 95% | 2024-07-08 |
| 7. | Felix (srtokes) | 39.64 | 90.1% | 2025-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |