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We don't understand what really causes events to happen. History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.

—from The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, a book by Bill Watterson

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
9422. aiden (poscowsm) 84.52 96% 2020-12-11
9423. RAAM (raam_d_prince) 84.52 97% 2022-02-10
9424. K3VIN (bootunstoppable) 84.52 97% 2018-08-14
9425. Anonymous (ordnance) 84.51 97% 2024-01-30
9426. swingman (worntire) 84.51 98% 2021-06-21
9427. mohamed (oasis_66) 84.51 97% 2023-07-07
9428. Joshua (joshuajerremy) 84.51 98% 2020-07-11
9429. werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) 84.51 96% 2020-12-04
9430. Sebastian (sebastigan) 84.50 98% 2019-03-06
9431. MajorMason (majormason) 84.50 97% 2020-01-28
9432. red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) 84.50 96% 2020-10-29
9433. Jonas (jonasjul) 84.50 98% 2020-03-02
9434. qjari (kjari) 84.49 97.6% 2024-01-19
9435. Hudson (hudson_the_cat) 84.49 96% 2023-06-29
9436. Benjamin (yeebenja1) 84.49 98% 2023-08-30
9437. Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) 84.49 95% 2018-01-31
9438. Potato (mega_juicer) 84.48 98% 2022-07-17
9439. goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) 84.48 96% 2020-05-05
9440. kurdyum999👺 (hot0336) 84.47 99% 2022-10-13
9441. Kazuki (kabukiman) 84.47 96% 2022-12-25
9442. andy (sushimomma) 84.47 98% 2020-07-04
9443. Michael (someone12135) 84.47 98% 2020-12-28
9444. asdsad (crypticfustic) 84.47 98% 2021-01-08
9445. Timothy (chuzzz) 84.46 96% 2021-08-31
9446. ZedHead01 (qdedmon87) 84.46 96% 2020-12-23
9447. porza (porza787) 84.45 96% 2022-02-21
9448. Gaurav (absurd_man) 84.45 97% 2023-09-08
9449. Dan (skreb) 84.45 98% 2022-03-03
9450. D-Hunter (xzabuzax) 84.45 97% 2019-05-16
9451. lekshuu (lekshuu) 84.44 97% 2022-12-19

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 35,591 85.00 August 27, 2017
Calvin and Hobbes 61 82.28 November 18, 2020
Instant Death Mode 46 94.43 December 13, 2018
ᗜ Stenography 3 127.73 August 16, 2021
Sean Wrona's Universe 2 145.16 March 25, 2017