I like following the news! News organizations know I won't sit still for any serious discussion of complex and boring issues. They give me what I want: antics, emotional confrontation, sound bites, scandal, sob stories and popularity polls all packaged as a soap opera and horse race! It's very entertaining.
—from The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, a book by Bill Watterson
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,109 | 76.47 | July 25, 2017 |
| Calvin and Hobbes | 56 | 67.32 | November 18, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 5 | 122.00 | May 6, 2019 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 4 | 130.13 | March 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |