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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.

—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
9561. e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... 71.66 96% 2022-08-30
9562. sun (ny_dkxh) 71.65 95% 2022-02-14
9563. severed (severedhand) 71.65 97% 2021-11-10
9564. Edward (edward54321) 71.65 98% 2017-11-19
9565. Alex (areinisch) 71.65 99% 2018-03-21
9566. eric (ericl813) 71.65 99% 2017-04-26
9567. Thomas (buttnuggetchiu) 71.64 95% 2020-02-19
9568. Pratik (pratikwadhai) 71.64 97% 2023-04-22
9569. CobraINS (cobrains) 71.63 94% 2023-03-14
9570. Jeannie (jeanniejackson) 71.63 100% 2021-10-13
9571. Javkhlan (jagaa) 71.63 96% 2022-04-14
9572. Ibrahim (ibrahim1018) 71.63 97% 2020-01-31
9573. Pragyan (swordfish999) 71.62 97% 2021-03-29
9574. yea (yea23456) 71.61 96% 2023-02-03
9575. Justin (justindustbin) 71.61 95% 2018-10-11
9576. Ronald (sussex) 71.60 94% 2023-03-19
9577. Alexander (offbeat5024) 71.59 95% 2017-02-06
9578. Theo (theodosis_aga) 71.59 96% 2021-08-28
9579. fapping typist (fappingtypist) 71.59 93% 2017-02-17
9580. Keck (keck1) 71.58 98% 2021-09-22
9581. kurdyum999👺 (hot0336) 71.58 95% 2022-10-12
9582. ayush (orange_master) 71.58 96% 2021-06-14
9583. Tahsin (drevil13) 71.58 96% 2021-08-08
9584. themeaningofluff (themeanin... 71.58 94% 2017-01-15
9585. tobias (thandschin) 71.58 95% 2019-09-15
9586. akai (akaishuichi21) 71.57 97% 2022-02-25
9587. sol (solshad) 71.57 98% 2020-08-03
9588. awais (awaispk) 71.57 96.9% 2021-02-01
9589. Miro (mirodemaro) 71.56 96% 2023-07-29
9590. rip_reckful (realdealbeal) 71.56 96% 2020-02-02

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 32,760 74.76 January 13, 2017
Instant Death Mode 59 91.55 January 24, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 2 69.82 August 17, 2021