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I know more about the private lives of celebrities than I do about any governmental policy that will actually affect me. I'm interested in things that are none of my business, and I'm bored by things that are important to know.

—from Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat, a book by Bill Watterson

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
2009. Mth_quitful (aaakribane131) 118.43 99.1% 2023-11-19
2010. Mouse cursor that hides the... 118.43 98% 2022-04-09
2011. mthd. (pjayys) 118.41 99% 2018-07-06
2012. Vincent (filtertype) 118.40 98% 2022-11-04
2013. Jason (duckyboi) 118.39 98% 2023-12-29
2014. Dziobak (dziobak) 118.39 100% 2022-05-18
2015. slow account (pasta2) 118.39 97% 2021-01-09
2016. asdf (mnien) 118.38 98% 2024-03-10
2017. Ninjapancakes (ninjapancakes) 118.36 99% 2018-03-31
2018. RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) 118.34 99.1% 2023-10-27
2019. Judas Escargot (looneyjuice) 118.34 98% 2019-05-18
2020. Omar (infus3d) 118.33 99% 2023-02-25
2021. (moonfesta) 118.33 98% 2018-02-18
2022. Bean (beanervibez) 118.31 98% 2022-04-26
2023. Niamh (crystalniamh) 118.30 99% 2022-04-27
2024. Gail the Snail (goldberry) 118.30 98% 2018-02-23
2025. immikeylee (immikeylee) 118.29 98% 2022-10-19
2026. Alex (national235) 118.28 100% 2022-02-02
2027. Eric (unfazedglitch) 118.26 99% 2022-11-27
2028. Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) 118.25 98% 2021-12-29
2029. losing hope (charmx) 118.24 99.2% 2023-10-05
2030. Oscar (racksaw) 118.24 98% 2020-11-12
2031. redir llub (scythaah) 118.23 100% 2022-02-03
2032. no (jonah1357) 118.23 98% 2021-03-05
2033. slow typer (imnotflamez) 118.22 99% 2023-01-14
2034. Kasper (kaspervdpol) 118.22 97% 2018-05-12
2035. zero (crispyasf) 118.21 96% 2019-09-28
2036. JT (jtuwu) 118.20 94% 2023-12-21
2037. Angelo (jolo_) 118.20 100% 2021-01-09
2038. A (fluffyx30037) 118.18 99% 2020-03-28

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 35,241 85.75 February 14, 2018
Instant Death Mode 113 95.81 December 23, 2018
New English Texts 1 114.99 May 31, 2022
ᗜ Stenography 0 0.00 January 1, 1970