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Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.

—from Team Fortress 2, a game by Valve

Active since March 16, 2019.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. police (styrofoam) 148.88 100% 2023-06-13
2. (delirious) 136.03 100% 2020-03-26
3. Mikey (miket349) 100.75 100% 2019-03-16

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 2,746 89.91 December 11, 2017
Instant Death Mode 3 128.55 March 16, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 1 70.58 January 12, 2023