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Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.

—from Team Fortress 2, a game by Valve

Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1. (joshua728) 205.60 99% 2023-01-05
2. Sean Wrona (arenasnow2) 193.62 100% 2020-11-15
3. Sean Wrona (arenasnow) 172.74 99% 2019-01-06
4. r (deroche1) 170.43 99% 2018-09-23
5. GINOO AND FLANEUR I LOVE YO... 166.25 99% 2020-03-26
6. Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop) 164.99 99% 2020-02-23
7. 20mg (chakk) 164.87 98% 2019-01-06
8. Jashe (freshfastjashe) 163.19 99% 2020-06-14
9. [NTM] Vielle (arc_sec) 161.19 99% 2019-03-06
10. Viper (xayiver) 161.14 100% 2020-03-29
11. joshu (joshunq) 159.41 98% 2020-11-30
12. twitch.tv/8shaz8 (shazman) 157.75 98% 2022-09-14
13. 🌹 Black Rose 🌹 (rosew... 157.04 99% 2019-06-28
14. (sidd_) 157.03 99% 2019-01-31
15. Volhosis (v... 152.87 98.4% 2018-12-06
16. chillin (slekap) 149.86 99% 2019-08-16
17. Aaron (aaronadams) 148.34 100% 2018-12-28
18. amanogawa (lhykv) 148.15 99% 2020-10-02
19. (keegant) 147.49 99% 2022-03-23
20. J (iwantmedals) 146.34 99% 2019-09-12
21. twitch.tv/philliesmagic - O... 146.16 99% 2020-05-09
22. (mxbrowntest) 145.09 100% 2019-01-04
23. paperboy ditty (wordracer888) 144.14 99% 2019-07-18
24. SIDD ON TRAIN (1a2a) 142.97 98% 2018-11-20
25. 안드레아 (o________o) 142.34 99% 2020-05-30
26. (delirious) 142.05 99% 2019-01-10
27. Henrique (henriqueferraz) 141.78 100% 2018-10-20
28. ANDREA (andreaak00) 141.25 99% 2021-08-26
29. raven (raven_zoo) 141.22 99% 2020-11-16
30. burger flipper (melikepi) 141.03 98% 2023-04-14

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 2,746 89.91 December 11, 2017
Instant Death Mode 3 128.55 March 16, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 1 70.58 January 12, 2023