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I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.

—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift

Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
1995. Amit (amitsetty) 111.74 97% 2017-12-13
1996. Ser Typo (drfetus_in_a_jar) 111.68 97% 2022-01-19
1997. Tamás (tamas) 111.68 98% 2023-07-30
1998. Bobby (shookieshook) 111.67 97% 2020-04-12
1999. Stephen (litedrizzle) 111.67 99% 2021-02-23
2000. noobnoob (garblovian) 111.67 100% 2022-05-20
2001. Min (mini_tea) 111.64 98% 2022-06-27
2002. FoTGbigGhost (fotg_reckless) 111.63 99% 2022-10-14
2003. Grace (_graceli) 111.63 98% 2021-04-06
2004. Samuel (samfpandi) 111.61 98% 2023-06-30
2005. Jacob (zoticus) 111.60 99% 2019-08-23
2006. xena (scogx3281) 111.59 97% 2022-03-04
2007. a (albqc) 111.59 98% 2022-08-05
2008. Johann (slowhands99) 111.57 99% 2021-09-09
2009. corklotus3 (corklotus3) 111.56 97.2% 2023-10-15
2010. jellyrajah (jellyrajah) 111.54 98% 2019-06-20
2011. Alexa (lexalexa100) 111.53 98% 2021-09-21
2012. Alexander (nomak) 111.53 99% 2021-12-01
2013. Ammar (ammarthetyper) 111.51 98% 2021-03-06
2014. jess (shep2) 111.50 99% 2020-09-17
2015. Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet) 111.50 99% 2023-01-24
2016. [FRLA] Frank Admirer (ciaer... 111.49 99% 2021-10-10
2017. cody (ocdy1001) 111.48 99% 2022-06-06
2018. Typing is fun!!! (hebibuki) 111.47 98% 2021-12-18
2019. BreathlessTyperX (newtyperx) 111.46 98% 2022-02-16
2020. mike💦 (summer_mike) 111.44 98% 2021-06-21
2021. Faithy (faithya) 111.44 97% 2019-05-16
2022. Reese's (reesepuffs) 111.42 99% 2020-08-16
2023. ​​yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) 111.42 97% 2023-04-26
2024. Maynard (mftrumpet) 111.42 98% 2021-07-29

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 25,429 88.89 December 11, 2017
Instant Death Mode 23 102.67 January 4, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 4 80.87 April 19, 2021
New English Texts 1 90.63 May 23, 2022