As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1. | (delirious) | 149.74 | 100% | 2020-02-23 |
2. | police (styrofoam) | 146.05 | 100% | 2021-01-16 |
3. | carp (trashfish) | 138.93 | 100% | 2020-05-03 |
4. | Thomas (loboru) | 137.93 | 100% | 2022-02-15 |
5. | Type (fast0boe) | 122.50 | 100% | 2020-10-05 |
6. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 120.59 | 100% | 2021-09-04 |
7. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 112.81 | 100% | 2021-09-09 |
8. | anT (gregorpingic) | 112.69 | 100% | 2021-06-05 |
9. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 100.04 | 100% | 2019-06-03 |
10. | brigi (brigi0627) | 99.29 | 100% | 2021-10-18 |
11. | Gorillan (yehbwoi) | 99.16 | 100% | 2020-10-16 |
12. | Thalapathy (thalapathyvijay) | 94.30 | 100% | 2021-11-18 |
13. | Vladislav (atmsphrx) | 91.42 | 100% | 2021-10-18 |
14. | Michael (mwormley) | 81.45 | 100% | 2023-01-08 |
15. | ed72 (ed72) | 78.42 | 100% | 2023-11-22 |
16. | NikiAtom (4beth_esda) | 70.55 | 100% | 2023-07-15 |
17. | Jessica (giggz) | 64.49 | 100% | 2021-12-23 |
18. | Ty Toriyama-sensei anime4ev... | 61.64 | 100% | 2023-04-14 |
19. | Joe (f1rest0rm) | 58.96 | 100% | 2023-09-05 |
20. | Petersoon (peterson_brasil) | 58.02 | 100% | 2022-04-05 |
21. | Cris (the_thesaurusrex) | 45.75 | 100% | 2023-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |