As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7401. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 87.21 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
7402. | Southside (dinotoad) | 87.21 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
7403. | Jawon (jawon) | 87.21 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
7404. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 87.21 | 99% | 2017-09-11 |
7405. | God (jpaul100) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
7406. | Gjn (_gjn) | 87.20 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
7407. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 87.19 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
7408. | name999 (name_999) | 87.19 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
7409. | narze (narze) | 87.19 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
7410. | mentzer7 (mentzer7) | 87.18 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
7411. | ian (vortox2587) | 87.18 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
7412. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
7413. | Daniel (danielcc_152) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
7414. | geras (gerastv) | 87.18 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
7415. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 87.18 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
7416. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 87.18 | 90% | 2016-11-28 |
7417. | Izzy (izzypng) | 87.17 | 90% | 2017-04-12 |
7418. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
7419. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
7420. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 87.17 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
7421. | Srijan (lego_11) | 87.16 | 98% | 2024-03-12 |
7422. | Tom (minitom) | 87.16 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
7423. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 87.16 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
7424. | karsten (gamer112) | 87.16 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
7425. | Diplonicus (johnsadar) | 87.16 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
7426. | Brengineer (brengineer) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
7427. | Munchy (munchy12) | 87.15 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
7428. | elmojon (arutoknight) | 87.15 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
7429. | Janis (vigilante434) | 87.15 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
7430. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 87.14 | 97.7% | 2024-04-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |