As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16684. | rt (rtizzle) | 63.57 | 90% | 2016-11-08 |
16685. | Troy (teeroy) | 63.57 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
16686. | Apoorv (apoorv92) | 63.57 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
16687. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 63.56 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
16688. | Lecoolestcat (l3coolestcat) | 63.56 | 90% | 2016-04-06 |
16689. | yomama (yt0427) | 63.56 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
16690. | Vishal (vpm911) | 63.56 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
16691. | fids (fidsolit) | 63.55 | 96% | 2016-08-20 |
16692. | Dale (taker827) | 63.55 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
16693. | Bro (bromia) | 63.55 | 95% | 2022-09-17 |
16694. | Arthur (sagman) | 63.55 | 94% | 2020-06-02 |
16695. | Judy (judyzhang) | 63.55 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
16696. | Bhushan (_not_a_typist) | 63.54 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
16697. | Lewis (lydenju) | 63.54 | 96% | 2019-08-25 |
16698. | Pcb (fer66naget) | 63.53 | 86% | 2015-11-19 |
16699. | James (jpnjpn6) | 63.53 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
16700. | Stefan (5757) | 63.52 | 95% | 2022-03-24 |
16701. | Mazen (faster_than_a_bullet) | 63.52 | 95% | 2019-10-21 |
16702. | Clay (clay10swag) | 63.52 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
16703. | Anais (fudgeebarr) | 63.52 | 95% | 2020-04-08 |
16704. | Juan (juanpalx) | 63.52 | 91% | 2015-04-29 |
16705. | Cadis Etrama di (cadisraizel) | 63.52 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
16706. | Mr. Sir (manhi40) | 63.52 | 90% | 2017-01-25 |
16707. | M (kapsa) | 63.51 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
16708. | Lisieshy (lisieshy) | 63.51 | 94.2% | 2021-02-15 |
16709. | Speedy Gonzales (orlan112) | 63.51 | 94% | 2020-11-01 |
16710. | Hunter (heh44) | 63.50 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
16711. | Walker (misteree) | 63.49 | 90% | 2017-03-29 |
16712. | -1 Speed (0001_speed) | 63.49 | 95.2% | 2023-10-21 |
16713. | bj (ratatatata212112) | 63.49 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |